I didn't get ANY reviews on my last chapter at ALL! Yea I know that the story is weird and the last chapter was even weirder but come on, dats just wrong! I don't now if people have EVEN been reading this and I want to know if I'm wasting my time writing this! My mood right now isn't that happy but I'm obviously gonna keep freaking writing. Go figure!

Disclaimer: I don't own fucking Naruto so don't fucking sue me!

Naruto's thoughts

Alternate Universe

"DOBE!"

"BAKA!" Naruto looked at Sasuke and Sakura and looked down. He didn't understand what was happening. It was as if he was walking around in his underwear.

"What's going on around here?" Naruto mumbled to himself. All of a sudden he was shoved to the floor by a strong pair of arms. Naruto winced in pain and looked at the pair of arms that was holding him on the floor.

"What's wrong dobe? Can't even stick up for yourself anymore?" Sasuke questioned as he went close to Naruto's face and then close to his neck. He breathed cool air on his neck and Naruto twisted around.

"Sasuke… why are you doing this?" Naruto questioned as he tried to avoid Sasuke's cool breath and eyes.

"Don't pretend like you don't like it Naruto!" Sasuke said. Naruto looked around for Sakura, Kakashi ANYBODY! He couldn't find anybody and he was afraid that nobody was even coming for him. He couldn't find anyone. Not even Sakura and she was there just a minute ago!

"Don't even act like you don't like it Naruto!" Sasuke leaned into Naruto's ear, "Because I know you do!" Sasuke licked Naruto's earlobe and Naruto was blushing at the contact. He couldn't even do anything about it since Sasuke was straddling his waist and was holding his arms above his head.

"Sasuke please! Don't do this!" Naruto said. Sasuke laughed lightly and took one hand away from Naruto's and held both of Naruto's hands with one hand and slid a hand up Naruto's shirt and squeezed one of his nipples. Naruto moaned slightly and glanced at Sasuke through one eye.

What's going on here?

Naruto popped his eyes open and sat up in bed. Beads of sweat were sticking to his head. He looked next to him and saw that Sasuke wasn't there.

Where the hell is that teme?

As if on cue Sasuke showed up in the room in only a towel and drying his hair with a different towel. He smiled at Naruto and Naruto couldn't help but drool even though it was against his will.

Sasuke looks so fucking hot right now, especially dripping wet. God I want to just take him right now and dip him in some… WHOA! I DID not just think that!

But what Naruto said was true! Sasuke had water clinging to him and he had such a white smile. His hair was wet and was clinging to his forehead. You could see Sasuke's abs glistening form the water. He just seemed even more radiantly beautiful than usual.

"Hey Naruto," Sasuke said smiling.

"He… Hey Sasuke," Naruto said avoiding his gaze. Sasuke walked towards Naruto and smiled even bigger as he walked towards him and saw the slight blush on his face.

"What's wrong Naruto?" Sasuke questioned as he walked over to his closet.

"N… Nothing," Naruto stuttered. Sasuke smirked to himself as he took out his black boxers with the Uchiha symbol on the ass and his black shirt that had the Uchiha symbol on the back and then on the front it said "Yea I'm an Uchiha, got a problem with it you can SUCK ME OFF BITCH!" And he had his usual black pants.

He slipped the towel off of him and didn't even bother to turn around as he slid his boxers on. Naruto looked over at Sasuke, which seemed to be a huge mistake on his part. His eyes widened as he saw Sasuke's member.

HOLY SHIT! That crap is HUGE! Naruto looked away awkwardly and was extremely red in the face. Sasuke smirked as he looked at Naruto and saw how red Naruto was. Naruto was avoiding Sasuke's gaze and Sasuke noticed this.

He walked towards Naruto who hadn't moved since the beginning of the day. He was just sitting there not moving, red as a tomato. Sasuke leaned on the bed really close to Naruto's face and put his hand on Naruto's chin and turned his head around so Naruto was looking straight into Sasuke's eyes.

"Why do you insist denying me when you know you can't?" Sasuke questioned smirking. Naruto opened his mouth to speak but instead just ended up opening and closing his mouth several times. Sasuke smiled and leaned in to give Naruto a kiss.

Naruto moaned into the kiss and laced his arms around Sasuke's neck as Sasuke laced his arms around Naruto's waist. Naruto laid down on the bed bringing Sasuke with him. Sasuke licked Naruto's bottom lip requesting entrance. Naruto happily agreed to it and let Sasuke's tongue in.

Naruto moaned softly as Sasuke traced circles around his stomach underneath his shirt. Sasuke separated from Naruto and looked at him in his eyes.

"Do you know what you do to me when you make those noises?" Sasuke questioned breathlessly. Naruto smirked as he brought Sasuke's lips down onto his own. They kept kissing like this and then Sasuke started straddling Naruto's waist.

Naruto could feel Sasuke's hard member on his own. Naruto gasped and gripped at Sasuke's hair. His eyes rolled to the back of his head s he felt so much pleasure. Sasuke put his hand at Naruto's belt as he was going to unbuckle it the doorbell rang. Sasuke growled and was about to get up when Naruto grabbed his wrist.

"Forget about them," Naruto said to him looking at his onyx eyes. Sasuke frowned and leaned towards Naruto.

"If that was you out there… would you want me to forget about you?" he questioned as he kissed Naruto and got him to let go of his wrist. Naruto pouted and followed Sasuke down the stairs.

Sasuke opened the door and saw Sakura and Kakashi standing there bickering. Sakura looked at Sasuke and then became wide eyed as she gawked at what was before him. Sasuke didn't understand why she was gawking and then he looked down to remember that he never put on the clothes he took out of his closet.

"What's up Sakura? Kakashi?" Sasuke said as he gave Sakura one of his award winning smiles. She blushed lightly and looked over at Naruto who was too only in his boxers.

"Um… we uh… well,"

"We have training today," Kakashi said for her. Naruto and Sasuke nodded and Sasuke stepped to the side to allow Kakashi and Sakura a way into the house.

"Did we interrupt something?" Kakashi whispered to Sasuke as he walked by. Sasuke nodded as Kakashi smirked behind his mask. Sasuke ran upstairs dragging Naruto behind him.

"What am I supposed to wear?" Naruto questioned as he got upstairs.

"You're clothes duh!" Sasuke said laughing as he pointed to another closet that Naruto hadn't noticed since he got there. He walked over to it and saw 3 draws and a bunch of hangers full of clothes that were only two colors… orange and black.

"At least their my style!" Naruto said happily. He pulled out a black shirt that had orange lines running down the sides. He then pulled out so orange pants that had black lines running down the sides. The opposite of each.

Sasuke looked at Naruto and smiled as he went over to him and laced his arms around Naruto's waist. Naruto smiled as he laced his arms around Sasuke's neck.

"You know… you look a hell a sexy in that!" Sasuke said as he trailed kisses down Naruto's neck. Naruto smiled as he did so and then he heard a throat clear in the background. Sasuke stopped his trail of kisses and looked towards the door to see Kakashi standing there waiting for them.

"Are you two ready?" Kakashi questioned as he walked out of the room. Sasuke looked at Naruto and Naruto looked back and they both broke out in a fit of laughter. Naruto broke apart from Sasuke's embrace and walked out the room. Sasuke trailed behind him as he did.

They walked downstairs together and looked at Kakashi and Sakura as they got downstairs.

"Well?" Naruto said as he waited for Sakura to stop channel surfing.

"Oh sorry," Sakura said as she turned off the T.V. and walked out the door with Kakashi, Sasuke, and Naruto. They all walked to the bridge and then into the woods.

"Why are we going so deep into the woods today Kakashi-sensei?" Sakura questioned.

"Well today, we're going to do hand to hand combat also known as tai-jutsu," Kakashi said. Sakura rolled her eyes as she hit her head with her palm.

"No duh it's called tai-jutsu! We learned that in school!" Sakura said as she laughed looking at Naruto and Sasuke. Kakashi smirked as he threw a punch right near Sakura's face. Sakura looked at his hand that was so close to her.

"You learned what it WAS in school. Here, you're going to learn how to block attacks. Specifically mine,"

"Okay… got ya," Sakura said as she stepped away.

"Okay who wants to go first?" Kakashi questioned as he looked at his three-squad members. Nobody looked at him but instead looked away or to the floor.

"Okay… how about you Naruto?" Kakashi said as he pointed at Naruto. Naruto sighed and walked up to Kakashi.

"Okay what do I have to do?"

"Block me before I hit you," Kakashi said smiling.

"What!" Naruto screamed as Kakashi threw a punch at his gut. Naruto blocked him with both hands as Kakashi threw a kick to his head. Naruto ducked and backed away. Kakashi smiled as he saw Naruto's quick moves. Kakashi threw a few more attacks and Naruto blocked them all. All of a sudden Naruto started to get sloppy. Kakashi threw a kick at Naruto's head and his foot actually hit him.

Kakashi threw a punch to Naruto's stomach and Naruto spit up blood. He fell to the floor in pain and all of a sudden couldn't breathe.

Meanwhile:

"OH MY GOD! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO NARUTO!" Sakura screamed as she looked at him on his bed. He still looked the same but the monitor was freaking out and beeping like mad. A few doctors and nurses stormed into the room and pulled out their stethoscopes to look and put it to Naruto's heart.

"What's happening to him?" Sakura said frantically. Sasuke walked back into the room and saw the commotion in Naruto's hospital room.

"What's going on?" Sasuke questioned one of the doctors.

"We have no idea! He was fine a minute ago and now his heart rate is off the charts! We need to get them back to normal!" the doctor answered. Sakura put a hand over her mouth and looked at Naruto shocked.

Sasuke saw a machine with two pads on it. The doctor took the pads away from it and charged the machine.

"It's a 100," one of the nurses said. The doctor nodded and pressed it to Naruto's chest.

"Clear!" he shouted as Naruto was shocked and he bounced on the bed lifeless. His heartbeat was the same and it didn't slow down.

"Put it at 150!" the doctor screamed. The nurse complied and put it to 150.

"CLEAR!" he shouted. Naruto bounced on the bed again. This time his heartbeat went back to normal. Sakura sat down in her chair as Sasuke went over to Naruto's bed and sat down at the side. He ran his hand through Naruto's hair and felt tears welling up in his eyes.

"Naruto… please wake up soon!"

Back in imaginary Konoha:

"NARUTO BREATHE!" Sakura screamed as Sasuke pumped on his chest. Naruto opened his eyes and took in a gust of air. He couldn't understand what had happened.

"Naruto are you okay?" Kakashi questioned him. Naruto looked over at Kakashi weirded out at what had just happened. He didn't even understand it.

"Yeah… I think so… that was so weird!"

"What happened?" Sakura questioned.

"Well Kakashi was doing the tai-jutsu thing and when he punched me in my stomach it felt like I couldn't breathe! I just couldn't move or anything," Naruto paused and looked up "And then I saw a light… it felt like I was… dead,"

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Well that's another chapter done. I know that practically nobody is reading my story but guess what? I DON'T GIVE A DAMN! I am going to finish this if it kills me! Okay maybe not in that sense but you know what I mean. If anyone is reading this PLEASE REVIEW! It will make me feel VERY happy!