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Naruto's thoughts

Alternate Universe

Naruto opened his eyes slowly as he woke up. He looked to the side of him as he saw Sasuke sleeping soundly next to him with his arm laced comfortably around Naruto's waist. Naruto smiled to himself thinking that he was in his old world but then was horrified when he remembered what had happened last night.

He sat up in bed breathing hard and starting to sweat. He couldn't believe that he had actually done THAT with… SASUKE! Sasuke stirred from his sleep and looked up at Naruto who was now sitting upright in bed.

"What's wrong Naruto?" Sasuke questioned as he rubbed the sleep away from his eyes.

"No… nothing at all," Naruto said as he looked away from Sasuke. Now of course Sasuke wasn't an idiot and knew something was wrong with Naruto.

"Seriously… what's wrong? You look hot. Are you catching a fever?"

"No… I um, got to go," Naruto said as he hopped out of bed and into the bathroom. He looked at the bathroom, which was a total mess thanks to his episode the other day. There was glass on the floor and the mirror was shattered.

Naruto didn't care he jumped into the shower and wiped off the dried cum and all the dirtiness that he felt on him. As hard as he scrubbed he just couldn't seem to get all the dirtiness he felt off of him.

I don't understand! It was like I wasn't even in control yesterday! I wouldn't DO that! But then again it did feel pretty… SNAP OUT OF IT! I need to find a way home!

Naruto shut off the water and grabbed a towel as he put it around his waist and dried off. He couldn't stay in the house any longer. He needed to find a way home and he needed to find it quick. He went into the bedroom where Sasuke was sitting up now clearly confused.

"Naruto, what the hell is going on?" Sasuke questioned getting annoyed.

"Nothing… I just need to go take a walk, that's all," Naruto said as he went to his closet and put on anything, which in this case was a ordinary black shirt, some black pants and of course orange boxers.

"Naruto, can you just wait and talk to me for a second?"

"NO! I can't wait and talk for a second! There isn't any TIME! I'm running out of time and NOBODY seems to understand that!" Naruto screamed as he ran down the stairs and out of the house.

It was raining outside and Naruto didn't even care if he was getting soaked to the bone! He just needed to get out of the house with Sasuke and just run around and act like a maniac. Sometimes that's what you have to do so you don't go insane!

Naruto ran into the forest the rain pelting him even harder than it ever has before. Naruto didn't mind at all either. He just let the rain fall on him. He didn't care that he was getting wet and he might have a cold in the morning… it was just that the rained for some really weird reason soothed him.

He looked up to the rain not thinking. He just let the rain fall on him. He didn't care what happened he needed to just rest and for him this was the best way. Naruto closed his eyes and then fell to the floor still looking to the sky. He put his head down as he hit the floor and then looked around him as he opened his yes.

"I want to go home," Naruto said to nobody. He looked around him at the trees and the grass. He couldn't understand why this had even HAPPENED!

"How did this even happen? I was on a mission with everyone! And if I'm still in the hospital how is it even possible that I can be waltzing around in THIS Konoha? This is too weird!"

Everything's weird if it has to do with you!

"SHUTUP!" Naruto screamed as he grabbed his head.

What's wrong Naruto? Can't take the pain?

"Why do you insist on doing this to me! I NEVER DID ANYTHING TO YOU!"

Oh? You think I like the fact that you let a GUY of ALL things lay you? You think I like that fact?

"What's your point?"

You woke up this morning thinking, "What the fuck did I do?" I doubt you even liked it!

"How the fuck would you even know?"

I'm practically your body, and mind. I know EVERYTHING that goes on with you, dumbass!

"Then can you explain what's going on?"

Yes… but that doesn't mean I will.

"WHAT!"

You see Naruto, I find pleasure in your pain! It just makes me SO happy seeing you in pain.

"THAT ISN'T FAIR!"

LIFE isn't fair! Suck it up!

"Just get out of my head!"

As much as I wish I could… I can't.

"Just leave me alone!"

Is poor Naru-chan getting a headache?

"…Please?" Naruto questioned as he felt a tear run down his cheek. Surprisingly Kyubbi didn't retaliate and left Naruto alone. Naruto couldn't understand why any of this was happening! He wanted to go home! As many times as he's thought that in the day it was the truth! He was tired of pretending like everything was all right when it really wasn't. The rain pelted him even harder than it was before. All of a sudden Naruto heard an incredibly loud noise in his head. He gripped his head in pain as his head hit the floor.

"What's… happening… to me!" Naruto stammered as he gripped his head even tighter.

Meanwhile:

"NARUTO!" Sakura screamed. Sasuke held her back, as Naruto's heartbeat was lost.

"NARUTO!" Sakura screamed again. A few minutes later a doctor came in and saw that his heartbeat was lost.

"Shit!" the doctor said as he pulled out his stethoscope and put it to Naruto's chest. As he figured there was not sign of a heartbeat. He started banging on Naruto's chest but Naruto wasn't breathing.

"Breathe damn it!" the doctor said again. He pounded on Naruto's chest again and still nothing happened. The doctor stopped for a minute and then clenched his hands into fists. He held down Naruto's chest and then hit him the hardest on the chest than the other three times. Sakura and Sasuke didn't move as nothing happened. Then all of a sudden they all heard a beep coming from the heart monitor. Sakura let out a breath she didn't even know she was holding as Sasuke let her go.

"That was a bit unprofessional," Sasuke said smirking.

"Well, when you don't exactly have everything with you… you improvise," the doctor said as he smiled and walked out the room leaving Sasuke, Sakura and the unconscious Naruto alone once more.

"When do you think he's gonna wake up?" Sakura questioned looking at Sasuke.

"I don't know…"

Back in imaginary Konoha:

Naruto inhaled a few jagged breaths as he looked around him and saw that there was nobody there. He could still hear the incredibly loud noise in his head but it was just a bit faint now and not as loud as it was before.

What the hell happened?

Naruto got up from the spot he was in and looked towards the sky. The rain was just now a faint drizzle and not a thunderstorm like it was a few minutes ago.

"I need to find a way," Naruto said. He did a few hand seals and waited for something… anything to happen. Naruto heard a rustle in the bushes and then saw Sasuke staring at him. Sasuke didn't look at all too happy.

"What Sasuke?" Naruto questioned annoyance in his voice.

"Nothing… I just wanted to know where you were," Sasuke said as he stepped into full view.

"Well you know where I am now… don't you think you could possible, oh I don't know… leave?" Naruto questioned as he turned back around and did the same hand seals, this time hitting the floor.

"Well I just…" Sasuke's voice trailed off as he saw a bright light of blue flash from the ground. Naruto took away his hands and then looked up. A blue void of some sort appeared and Naruto almost jumped for joy. He walked through the void and then he was in the hospital room with Sasuke and Sakura.

"SASUKE! SAKURA!" Naruto screamed as he saw them. But it seemed like they didn't even hear him. He walked over to them a bit frightened.

"Sakura?" Naruto questioned

"This isn't MY fault!" Sakura screamed at Sasuke.

"Well if YOUR plan hadn't gone haywire we wouldn't even BE here right now!"

"Well if YOU would have actually been paying attention, then Naruto wouldn't have had to jump in and take the stabbing for you!"

"What are you talking about? That was HIS choice!"

"YOU DON'T GET IT DO YOU!" Sakura screamed. Sasuke looked at Sakura for a moment and then looked down.

"I don't get what?" Sasuke questioned as he glared at Sakura.

"You don't get the fact that… forget it!"

"NO! Tell me because now I want to know," Sasuke said getting up from his seat.

"The only reason Naruto even jumped in front of you is because he freaking LIKES YOU!" Sakura screamed. Sasuke said nothing as he walked over to Sakura.

"What are you talking about?"

"Sasuke! You're so dense! I mean seriously when we went on that mission the first minute Naruto heard about it he was jumping up and down screaming his head off and he couldn't WAIT to go! But once he heard the risks of losing you because of the guards he got cautious!"

"That doesn't mean anything!"

"Oh really? Whenever we go on a mission do you EVER see Naruto lose his spunkiness just because of some guards? DO YOU!" Sakura screamed. Sasuke said nothing as he looked away.

"I'm gonna go home… I can't stay here any longer, I'll be back in the morning," Sakura said as she walked out the room leaving Sasuke alone.

"Sakura," Naruto said. He looked over at Sasuke who was still hard as a rock as he looked at Naruto. Naruto said nothing as Sasuke got up and kissed him on the forehead as he left the room. Naruto looked down as he was left alone with his body.

"Why didn't they see me? Why didn't they even hear me?" Naruto questioned when all of a sudden he ended up right back in the forest with Sasuke. Naruto looked around and then saw Sasuke looking at him. Naruto fell to the floor in tears at what had just happened.

"Naruto… what happened?" Sasuke questioned as he looked at Naruto. Naruto looked at him still in tears and then looked away.

"I… I finally… know… what's happening… but… I… can't do… anything… about it,"

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Well that's another chapter done. I'm sorry if it was a bit suckish. If you didn't like it tell me, if you did tell me. I would like reviews! Thank you!