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The water trickled down Albanys' nose as the rain continued to fall.She was in Japan on vacation for the summer.Her only friend with her was a purse shaped like a polar bear with a red ribbon around his neck.His little purse handels were an ivy green,which gave away that he was a purse and not a doll.Albany loved the little bears cuteness so much that she dubbed him Mr.Cuddles.He was no ordinary purse.
Mr.Cuddles was also a living creature whom was capable of talking and floating among other interesting things."It's cold Albany,"the little purse complained as he floated in circles around her."Don't worry,we're almost to the hotel."Said Albany.Mr.Cuddles gave up and decided to rest on Albanys head.She didn't mind.After all,her little friend had floated through half of Tokyo.
Suddenly,the rain became more aggressive and Albany was forced to run under a nearby tree.I should've wore a Jacket,"she complained."You can borrow my furr coat,"suggested Cuddles."Is that even possible?I thought your fur was attached to you."Said Albany with a confused expression begining to form across her face.Sorry,I didn't know."Apologized Mr.cuddles."It's alright buddy.Now let's get out of this rain."Said Albany before she ran,with cuddles in hand,to a nearby resturaunt.
Albany waited at the front desk until a table was available and then was led to one of the back tables by their waiter."Thank you sir."Mr.Cuddles and Albany said in unision as the waiter handed her the menu.The poor man nearly lost his wits when Albanys purse talked."M...Ma...may I recomend todays special madam,"The frightened waiter stuttered."Sure.I'll take two of whater it is."She said happily.With that,the waiter walked away from the table as quickly as possible."He seems jittery,"complained Mr.Cuddles."He just saw a purse talk for the first time.It is kind of weird."Albany argued."I suppose your right,"said Cuddles.
Once the two were finished enjoying their meals,they paid the resturaunt and returned into the raining streets.Mr.Cuddles rested on Albanys head as she ran quickly through the streets of Tokyo.Suddenly,she stopped,and poor Cuddles practicly flew off her head and into the wet ground."Sorry buddy but I here something weird."Said Albany as her ears perked up a bit."What is it?"Asked Mr.Cuddles."It sounds like roller blades but there's also some kind of screeching noise.Whatever it is,I think it's made of metal and that the sound is coming from that alley up ahead."Said Albany."Maybe we should check it out?"Asked Mr.cuddles."I agree,"the girl said as the two made their way to the alley.
The two were shockd just to see a normal shady alley.But now the sound of roller blades were ringing in their ears.Before Albany could respond or even turn around,something metal hit her back and she went unconcious.The girl did not stay this way for long.She woke up in a bedroom she'd never seen before."Where am I?"Albany asked herself."Your'e safe,"Said a blurry voice before she passed out again.She could feel some one catching her and then laying her on the bed but she was to weak to care.
Albany was walking through a maze of alleys.The sound of a persons voice that she did not recognize led her through the maze.Where was Mr.Cuddles?He wasn't in sight.She couldn't hear him.Just that unrecognized voice.
"Mr.Cuddles!"Shouted Albany as she awoke from her dream."He's resting in the living room,"said that voice.She sat up in the bed and looked in the direction of the sound.There stood a boy about her age with a red hat,a grey hoodie,and green shorts along with long black socks."Thank you for watching him while I was out cold.I can't believe you aren't scared of a talking purse."Albany said happily."You won't be so happy in a minute,"said the boy."I am Lil'Slugger."He continued."I'm Albany,nice to meet you."Said Albany.
Lil' Slugger couldn't believe his ears and eyes.She actually wasn't scared.Didn't she know about all those murders?He supposed not.She looked American.The girl was probably here for summer vacation.Even so,she should've known who he was by now."How long have you been in town?"He asked."A couple of hours actually."Said Albany.That explained why she didn't know to fear him."You should be scared of me.I'm a murderer."Said Lil'Slugger."Well,other than hitting me with a metal object,I don't think your'e so bad.Besides,everybody has to get stress out somehow."Said Albany."You don't care that I killed all those people?"He asked in confusement."Of course I care,but there's nothing I can do about it."Said Albany sadly."Besides,you were kind enough not to kill me so why should I be scared?"Asked Albany whom perked right up after that."I suppose you'll have to stay here until that wound gets better."Said Lil Slugger."Thanks but Mr.Cuddles and I were headed to a Hotel."said Albany."Please stay,it's the least I can do after I bash the wrong person."Said Lil 'Slugger."Alright,but can I ask how you could bash the wrong person in the back?"Albany asked."I don't want to talk about it.That's emberrasing enough as it is."He said.