Disclaimer:I don't own Paranoia Agent.A.N:I'm sorry I haven't updated daily but I had to travel from Missippi to North Carolina.Onto the story!
Albany cried for hours.Her boyfriend,Brandon,was in the clutches of evil.Eventually,once she finished crying,Albany looked around the building for Mr.Cuddles.She found him as he was arguing with Lil' Slugger over what kind of sweater would be warmer."Fleece!"Shouted Mr.Cuddles."Cotton!"Retorted Lil'Slugger."Stop it you two,"muttered Albany as she grabbed Mr.Cuddles from the sofa."We have to go now Lil' Slugger.Thank you very much for your hospitality."Albany said as she made her way to the door."Wait!Why are you leaving?"He called sadly to her."Brandons my boyfriend,I can't let him stay in the clutches of prince Jake forever."Commented Albany with anger burning in her eyes as she opened the door and left.
After several minutes of disbelief,Lil' Slugger finally came rushing after Albany with his bat in hand.She was in the front of the old building."Wait!"He called to her and Mr.Cuddles."I'm going with you two,"Lil Slugger bluntly stated as he caught his breath by them."Why?"The duo asked in unision."You would do the same for me,"Lil Slugger said as all three of them walked to the train station.That was all Albany needed to hear because she didn't try to stop him.
The train ride was rather fun.The trio sat next to a little girl called Kamome and two men.The old looking mans name was Zebra and the tall man was Fubyiuchi.Lil Slugger was getting hugged constantly by the little girl whom had met him once before.The older men didn't hug him but they did shake his hand."Where are you three headed?"Asked Komome."Dark city,"stated Mr.Cuddles.At the sight of seeing a purse talk,the girl flinched a little bit but soon calmed down after getting to know Mr.Cuddles."Why,Dark city is so supposed to be infested with supernaturl beings."Commented Zebra."Indeed it is Zebra.Vampires to be exact."Said Albany."How interesting.We're heading there ourselves to see if any of them will suck our blood dry."Admitted Fubyuichi."Sorry,but vampires do not drink blood to kill.The only way they will drink the blood of the living is to add more vampires to their clan or kingdom."Albany stated."However vampires are teritorially and if you make one mad then I doubt you make it out of Dark city in one piece."Continued Albany.
"Well,I don't want to die looking like a ripped up shirt,"stated Kamome."Looks like we're just touring Dark city then,"Zebra said sadly.All of a sudden he perked up imediately."Why,You're Albany the princess of Dark city!"Exclaimed Zebra excitedly."Well,I used to be.Not anymore though."Said Albany in confusement."Can I have you're autograph anyway?"Asked Zebra who was fidgeting around for his notebook and pen."I don't see why not but it isn't worth anything."She said as she sighned a piece of paper from Zebras' notebook."That doesn't matter to me!I'm just a fan of all you've done for Dark city.You're the one who made it possible for humans to enter the town!"Excitedly explained Zebra."I guess,"Albany said.She was obviously still in confusement.
The train finally stopped and the six people walked into Dark citys' train station.It was in the middle of the afternoon however the city was covered by a giant black tarp which darkened the city and made it look like night outside all the time.The trio that had met Albany decided to stay close to her in case a 'teritorially' vampire gets angry.She agreed to it as long as the three waited outside of the castle when they get there.With that,the six of them walked through the streets of town.Most of the buildings looked abandoned but shadowy figures peered out the windows every so often which proved otherwise."Down town Dark city always gives me the shivers,"commented Mr.Cuddles.
After about thirty minutes of walking.They made it to the high class part of Dark city.The buildings in this part of the city looked newer than the ones in downtown."The castle should be about five minutes from here,"Said Albany as everyone picked up speed as they walked.Sure enough,five minutes later,the castle towered before them all.Kamome,Zebra,and Fubyuichi took advantage of a bench near the castle and sat there patiently.They were going to wat for Albany,her purse,and Lil' Slugger to finish their buisness in the castle.
Once inside,the trio decided on a plan."Alright Mr.Cuddles,I want you to find the power room and shut off the prisoners cell hold.Once all the cells are open I want you to find Brandon.Let the other prisoners do whatever they want to do.Lil' Slugger,this is where you come in.I need you to find prince Jake and stall for time.While you're stalling,I'll get rid of the cell gaurds and prince Jakes lackys."Explained Albany."Right,"Said Lil' Slugger and Mr.Cuddles in unision."We should all meet back outside in thirty minutes,"Albany continued."Right,"The other two repeated.With that,Mr.Cuddles left to the power room and Lil' Slugger left to find prince Jake.Once those two were gone,Albany left to find the prison gaurds and lackeys.
Meanwhile in the power room,Mr.Cuddles was chewing the wires to the cell hold.They tasted rather good until he was electricuted after biting the wrong wire.Once finished,Mr.Cuddles headed to the cells to find Brandon.Mr.Cuddles found him in cell 218."Cuddles!You're alive!I can't believe it!"Said Brandon whom was excited that his furry little friend had came to save him."Come on Brandon.It's time to get out of this place and fast!"Said Mr.Cuddles hurriedly as theyran through the castle corriders.
Lil' Slugger finally found prince Jake whom was reading in the library."Ah,you're here already."Prince Jake plainly stated."It would seem that way,"said Lil' Slugger.Prince Jake put his book up and walked towards Lil' Sluggerwhom had his bat raised and ready for any given moment."I don't want to fight you.Matter of fact,I want you to join me.Admit the darkness seduces you."Said prince Jake as he came closer."I'd rather fight you than admit that!"Said Lil Slugger with his demonic smile spread across his face.He raised his bat even higher and went in for a full swing.Prince Jake blocked it with his arm and punched Lil' Slugger one good time in the gut with his free fist.Lil' Slugger didn't show any sighn of pain but his smile grew wider than before."You're emotionally cornered because youwant something that you can't own."He said as he doubled in size and his eyes started to glow red.Then Lil' Sluggers teeth became canine like and he swung once more at prince Jake.Lil' Slugger turned back to normal and looked at his fallen enemy.He wasn't dead but the hit was bad enough for him to forget his problems.Once Lil' Slugger saw this he then headed for the outside of the castle.
Albany was searching the castle for lackeys and gaurds.Seven unconcious gaurds and lackeys later she came to the servants quarters where they slept or rested.Once she finished off the ones in this area of the castle shescowered others that would normally have loads of lackeys.Soon she finished her part of the mission and headed for the entrance of the castle.Outside,Albany was finally re-united with her boyfriend brandon."I missed you,"He said as she embraced him in a gripping hug."Same here,"He said to her."Aww..."Said Kamome,Fubyuichi,and Zebra in unision."Thank you all for helping Albany,"Brandon said happily.With that all seven of the people headed back to the train station in down town Dark city.
THE END
A.N:I think tis was the longest chapter since it is so informative.Mwahahahaha!I might make another story with Albany and Lil' Slugger in it but I want five more reviews on this story first!