Disclaimer: I don't anything. Nothing at all. Well, expect my laptop. And the CD I save each document on so I can update it on the downstairs computer since my laptop is screwed up and is giving us a lot of trouble getting the internet on it. Okay, so I do own some things, but I don't own Gilmore Girls, and I have no association with it. Which sucks, but I guess I can't have everything. Although it would be really cool if I had everything. Okay, so I'm rambling. Well, technically I'm not rambling because I'm typing this and not speaking it. Well I'm ending it anyway. If you took the time to read that, then I apologize for being so boring.

A/N- Wow. I am so sorry it took me so long to update! Computer problems, school, sinus infection, tonsillitis, and all that jazz came up. Next thing I knew I hadn't updated for more than a month! I don't blame you guys if you hate me. I would hate me! Anyway, I would like to thank all of the reviewers! You guys are so awesome! Good or bad, I love reviews. I would name everyone, but I am pretty busy right now, and it takes too long. I hope to have my next update up quicker. Thanks!

Oh, and I'm sorry if people are OCC, but that's just how I wrote it. If you don't like it, then I suggest you don't read it. I'm not being mean or anything, just honestly, I rather people not read something they don't like because I don't like to cause people to be bored or anything. And another thing, I wanted Rory and Tristan to start out fresh, so that's why I didn't have Dean in here, or Paris liking Tristan. I am planning to have more Luke, and someone related to Luke hint, hint, but not as a love interest, because I thought that Luke's relative cough Jess cough and Rory can make really great friends. Sorry it's so short! I just really don't feel well.

"Chocolate too!" Rory said amazed. "Wow, you really are a god!"

Did I seriously just say that? What was I thinking? I have to remember to be extra careful around Tristan! Why oh why can't I control what I say? Now he's ego is going to get even bigger than it was before. He's so annoying! I mean he-

Rory's thoughts were interrupted by Tristan's reply. "Why thank you Rory," he said. "I mean, I know I'm a God, but it's nice to know you admit it."

Rory was shocked because he was joking. He's not being an egotistical jerk. He must be sick.

"Uh-huh," Rory said. What am I supposed to say? Well, he said thank you, so does that mean I say you're welcome? Wait, no, he was being sarcastic. Yes, sarcastic, just like my mom and I am all the time. Okay, I'm just going to get my coffee and shut up. Well, technically I'm not even talking. Well, in my mind I am, but they can't hear me, can they? What if I'm actually talking out loud?

"Rory?" Lorelai said so only Rory could hear. "Are you okay? You keep on zoning out."

"Uh, yeah, I hope so," Rory replied.

"Are you sure? If you're not, we can always go home."

"I'm sure."

"So, what would you lovely ladies want?" Tristan asked joining their conversation by whispering to them.

"Coffee, and lots of it," Lorelai whispered back.

"Why are we whispering?" Rory whispered to Tristan and her mother.

"Because you two were doing it, and I didn't want to feel left out," Tristan said returning to a normal voice level.

"Okay," Rory said also returning to a normal voice level.

"So, will two cups of coffee each do it?" Tristan asked.

"Just two? Are you joking? We should have at least three," Lorelai replied folding her arms across her chest.

"Of course! What was I thinking?" Tristan replied mockingly.

"I have no idea!" Rory replied back seriously.

"Well, you two can go get seats, and I'll get you your coffee. I'm assuming you want it strong?" Tristan said.

"Okay, and yes we want it strong, but you know what they say about assuming," Lorleai said.

"No, what do they say?" Tristan asked, egging her on.

"That, uh, you shouldn't do it," Lorelai said.

With that Tristan just chuckled and walked to the line at the counter.

"You really need to think of a comeback for that," Rory said to her mom.

"I know, but I just never expect people to actually ask that."

"Well, you know what they say about assuming," Rory said teasingly.

"I wasn't assuming, I was expecting," Lorelai replied back confidently. "Why am I paying for you to go to that smart school?"

"Well, Grandma and Grandpa are actually paying for it."

"Going to their house every Friday is pay enough," Lorelai replied as if she was exhausted.

Ring, ring, Lorelai looked at the caller ID on her cell phone.

"Speak of the devil," she said.