Disclaimer: I don't own Super Smash Bros and I never said that I did. I got the idea for smash from the soda company that brings us orange soda "Crush". I do not own "Crush" and I never said that I did.
Rose walked into the church to find the Ice Climbers there. "So you're starting to get into the religion?" Asked Rose.
"Naw. I don't believe in gods." Answered Popo. He pulled out a bottle full of purple liquid. He quickly twisted off the cap and chug the drink. When he finally took some time to breathe, the bottle was practically empty. "Good stuff on a hot day like this. You want some?" He asked, pulling out another bottle.
Finding herself a little thirsty, she took the bottle. "Thank you." She said. She twisted off the cap and drank a little. "BLECH!" She managed to swallow the gross soda. "What's wrong with this grape soda? It taste horrible!"
"That's not grape. That right there is my own special brand of grapefruit soda. I got the idea from that one soda company 'Smash'." Replied Popo, finishing off the last couple of drops of the soda.
"So anyway, why don't you believe in Leto? If you pray hard, you can even become tougher. Miracles do happen." She said so seriously, Popo was ready to break some bones.
"I'm a scientist. I only believe in what can be proven. Once you prove that your god exist, I'll start believing." Popo then elegantly threw the bottle of the soda into the nearest trashcan. "Do you think that if you just sit around and pray, all your wishes will come true? That the dead can come back and you'll live happily ever after?" He looked her straight in the eye.
"Yes." She said. Popo decided that he would have to pull out some proof. He reached into his coat and pulled out a book and read a page. He listed all types of things, like water and ammonia. "What was that about?" She asked.
Popo looked at her. "That's the chemical make-up of a human adult. All together it isn't worth very much. Humans are actually pretty cheap." Popo then let out a chuckle. "Are you making fun of humans? Leto shall punish you!" "If he punishes as good as he rewards, I shall become richer than a king." "What?" Popo got close to Rose. "You've been good all your life right? So what's your reward? You've got a dead family and a dead boyfriend." He then added under his breath, "Believe me, I've been punished enough."
Rose had to hold back her tears. "If you saw him perform a miracle, you'd believe." She started to walk out, trying to convince herself that that was true. "Okay. Show me a miracle." Said Popo.
Later, at Cornello's office. "Cornello, there are some people here to see you." Said a man in a church uniform. "Who are they?" Asked Cornello, putting down a book he was reading. "Rose, a big tough guy in a pink snowsuit, and some kid in a blue snowsuit who says his name is Popo." Cornello was filled with fear. "This is bad! We can't let him get in!" The other guy (he'll be referred to as Joe) looked at Cornello confused. "What's so bad?" "You fool. He's the Snow Suit Alchemist!"
The guard was shocked. "How could he be the Snow Suit Alchemist? He's a little guy who's not very tough looking."
"Foo1! Alchemy doesn't have to do with how tough you look!"
"What should we do sir." Henchman looked around to make sure that nobody heard them talk.
"Let's just say that they were never here." Said Cornello smoothly.
The henchman soon got what Cornello said. "It will be as gods will."