ANR:
ok, after forever of waiting, those of who like my stuff can read a
new chapter to the Demented Fairy Tales!
Aken: only
as proof that she has no life and starves herself sitting at her
computer waiting for reviews.
ANR: when I'm not
fighting with my family or annoying my cousin.
Katan:
what story will you be doing again?
ANR: The Three
Little Pigs.
Yusuke: You got the right story this
time!
ANR: yes I do. Let it alone! Ok, here we go.
Once upon a time there lived three little
pigs...
Suzaku/Shishiwakamaru/Touya are standing there with
fake piggy ears on
ANR: one day, they left home
for a...ummm...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauummmmmmmmmmmmmnnnaahhh-a better life!
( - )
Suzaku: is there any purpose to
this at all?
Touya/Shishi shake their heads
Suzaku:
that's what I figured.
ANR: quark it and leave
home!
Shishi: while the three remove their fake
ears is this 'better life' away from you!
ANR:
... (--) ;; sure, why the hell not.
Shishi:
dragging the other two behind him
comeonecomeoncomeon-lezzgolezzgolezzgo-hustle up, you two!
Suzaku:
well, isn't this nice? voice is dripping with sarcasm
Touya:
heh, yea really... also sarcastic
ANR:
eventually, they found a spot big enough to fit all three of their
houses and they began to build...
Shishi: Gimme some
of that straw!
Suzaku: then quit hoggin' the damn
sticks!
Touya: watching from the side they
make me sad...
Anshi: spontanious guest
appearance so what are you gonna build your house out of?
Touya:
what else? Bricks.
Anshi: makes sense.
ANR:
hey! What're you doin' down there!
Anthy: talkin'
ta Touya.
ANR: oh. Well, get atta there, you're
messin' up the ficcy!
Anthy: sorry. walks
away
Yusuke: hurry it up! This story is
retarded!
ANR: well, so are you, so quit yer
bitching! uses Magic Authory Powers to create a metal plate over
Yusuke's rude, rude cake hole ok, so, anyways, one day, a
fo-wolf! He's a wolf in this fic! Not a fox! I didn't say fox! A wolf
happened by the area...with his wind manipulating friend...
Youko:
what the hell is this?
Jin: examines the houses
straw...sticks...and bricks...
Youko: ah, well, may
as well have a little fun... waltzes his cute ass up to the straw
house
knockknock
Shishi: who is
it?
Youko: grins mailman.
Shishi:
already got it.
Youko: tax collector!Shishi:
paid on Thursday.
Youko: turns to Jin, mocking
Shishi he paid on Thursday! whiny, nasely voice, nose
scrunched
Jin: shrugs IRS sucks ass,
don't it?
Youko: you know it. turns back to the
door decorator!
Shishi: go piss on a bee-hive,
I don't need your help!
Jin: touchy guy...
Youko:
plumbing! getting rather POed about now
Shishi:
I don't have any pipes in a goddam straw house!
Jin:
candygram?
Shishi: oo, yay! opens door
uuuhh...
Shishi/Youko/Jin: 0-o;;;;;;;;;
(0-o) ;;;;;;;;; blink a bit
Shishi:
blushing at his own idiocy bye-bye. slams door on
them
Youko: veins floating around
everywhere blow it down. ( - )
Jin:
wha-
Youko: shoves him at the house blow,
dammit!
Jin: o-o;;;;;;; blows house
down
Shishi: eep! runs over to Sukzaku's
house
Youko: stomps over to the stick
house open the door and gimme the sissy!
Suzaku:
bugger off!
Youko: blinks a bit you're
supposed to say something like 'not by the hair on my
chiny-chin-chin' aren't you:
Suzaku: well, I'm not
a pig. Aren't you supposed to put that hot air you're spewing off
to good use and 'huff and puff and blow my house down'!
Youko:
looks enraged I am not a wolf! prepares to bash the door
in and kick the other demons' asses all the way to Rekai
Jin:
isn't this a little steriotypical of us?
Youko:
thinks for a second hmm...you may be right. Fine then, you
figure out a way to open it.
Jin: walks around
the house looking it over carefully hey, what if I just pull
this mone stick that's sticking out at an odd angle here?
Youko:
mutters to self a stick sticking out...huh...who'da thought?
out loud it'll never work.
Jin: you don't
watch enough cartoons.
Youko: whatever.
Jin
yanks the twig and lets out a startled yelp as the house falls in
front of him. Runs from falling sticks
Youko:
wow. That really worked.
Jin: see? Told ya.
Youko:
nyeaaahh! sticks out tongue and pulls down eyelid
Suzaku/Shishi
are standing in the middle of the debris
Suzaku:
well, this certainly can't be good...
Shishi: no, it
really can't.
Youko: grins as though he were
evil itself, cracks knuckles well, well, well, looks like these
little pain in the ass piggies won't be going 'all the way
home'...
Suzaku/Shishi: uh-oh...
Youko:
rearranges their faces
smacksmacksmackwhackwhamslapslapslapslapslapwhompsmacksmackwhompcracksmackwhackwhackwhack
aahhhh... straightens out tunic. Uses a very fake French accent
A/N: a prize to whoever can tell me what movie this next line is
from, I forgot... 'Zat felt good.'
Jin:
0-o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; I am seriously considering a
change in careers...
Suzaku/Shishi: X-x
Jin:
what about this last house?
Youko: looking at
brick house I don't suppose 'ACME' has a way outta this one,
do they?
Jin: not unless you're Calamity
Coyote.
Youko: well, I'm not.
Jin:
then, sorry but we may have to tunnel into the wall like rats.
Youko:
fake enusiastic voice that is a lovely visual picture there,
thank you, Jin.
Jin: -;;
ANR: to
Youko is this your happy face?
Youko: gives
her a look, then ignores her any other ideas, genius?
Jin:
well, don't look at me! You're the former thief, you think of
something!
Youko: fine! thinks a bit ok, I
think I got it! Here's what we're gonna do, I'll wait by the back
door while you go through the ventilation system, into the house and
then unlock it from the inside. But there are gonna be lazers and
motion sensor beams cross crossing the vent shafts so you're going to
hafta keep low and then slither like some form of amphibious
dolphin.
Jin: raises an eyebrow can I buy
pot from you?
ANR: uh, guys, why don't you just ring
the bell. I mean, it's Touya's house we're talking about here after
all.
Jin: Touya's in there? Yay! rings
bell
Touya: who is it?
Jin:
candygram!
Touya: Jin! opens the door and lets
him in, leaving behind a very lost fox demon
ANR:
umm...and they...lived happily...ever...after?
Chibi Youko can
be seen in the back driving a bulldozer at the brick house and
laughing moniacly
ANR:
(--) ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Black Death(BD):
R&R, People!
Chibi Glorfindel(CG): Chee!
All Else Aside From ANR/CG: blinkblink
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