Wow. I didn't think it would be THAT much of a hit. Sorry for underestimating you guys. I think I broke some sort of personal record with this story. Anyway, because it takes me 10 minutes to write and because you wanted to see Kitty's speech, I'm going to turn this into a mini-story, probably with only like 3 or 4 chapters, though. It's going to be sort of stereotypical, like Mrs. Jean Grey-Summers' "All the World's a Stage". Here's, like, Kitty and Rouge.
OK! So, like, a few years, like, back, when I was, like, younger, I met, like, Scott and Jean!
I knew, like, at once that they were, like, soooooooooooooooooooooo cute together! It like, didn't matter that Scott could be like, really mean and a, like, total loser some, like, times and that Jean was, like, popular. It was so like Romeo and, like, Juliet!
So, like, anyways they didn't, like, know it! Jean started dating this, like, jock, whom was a real, like, jerk like that good-for-nothing, bastard Lance and Scott started, like, dating Jean's, like, best friend! Like, what bee-atch!
Then Jean, like, completely, like, flipped out on us! She literally almost, like, killed us! And Scott, like, saved her! It was sooooooooooooooooooooo, like, romantic!
And what's even more, like, romantic, is that they developed a, like, telepathic thingie! They could, like, feel each other wherever they, like, were! I'm, like, glad I, like, don't have that with, like, Lance! It would be torture if I, like, had to live with that son-of-a-bee-atch in, like, the back of my, like, head, like.
ANYways, after being stranded in, like, Mexico, by like, Kurt's, deranged, psyco and, like, completely homicidal , like, mother, Jean went to, like, save him!
And he was, like, "Jean!" and she was like, "Scott!" and he was, like, "Jean!" and she was like, "Scott!" and he was, like, "Jean!" and she was like, "Scott!" and then they were, like SMOOCHES!
And then he was all, like, "Marry me!" and she was all like, "Yes!" and they were, like, married!
Like, The End.
"So…do you, like, like it?" Kitty asked giddily.
Scott and Jean eyed each other. "We'll get back to you Kitty"
"No, like, problem!"
"But, Kitty? Would it be too much to ask if you could keep your relationship problems out of our wedding?"
Kitty gave Scott an icy look and left the room with a scoff. Jean sighed and turned to Rouge who was sitting on her bed doing homework with her iPod on.
"Rouge, would you write a speech for our wedding?" Jean asked her politely.
"Scott and Jean met, fell in love, got married and lived happily ever after. The end" she said not looking up and in a monotone voice.
Scott rolled his eyes and Jean said sarcastically, "Thanks, Rogue. That was really deep. I was almost reduced to tears"
"Don't mention it" Rogue said, also sarcastically, as she pressed the play button on her iPod and the Evanescence music resumed. Scott and Jean sighed and left the room.
"So, who's next?" Jean asked Scott as Scott pulled out his list and crossed out two more names.
"Let's go see Ororo. Then, hopefully, we won't have to go any further down this list"
"Hope we must" Jean said with a twinge of fear as she looked at the names on the list below Ororo.