Hey dudes and dudettes! Dudei'mlikesobus has finally put an Inuyasha fic! Yay! I was going to put up an Inu/San fic first (nobody cares what you think of that couple!), but because I didn't get a story figured out yet, I decided to put up this random story that me and my cousin made! (Allyson you rock!) Ok, let's get this party started! Wee snaw…..

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Part 1

Once upon a time there was a fat man named Goerge W. Bush who had a job to flushed toilets. Inuyasha had fallen in love with him so he farted with joy and Kagome was so happy that Inuyasha had something on his mind except for Kikyo. Kagome decided to see what this Bush-guy was like so she went to his glorious toilet kingdome full of wonderfal toilets. When Kagome got there she saw that Inuyasha was soo in love with the Bush-man that it broke her heart so it stopped. Inuyasha took his tetsiga and killed the Bush-Guy and thought he had avenged Kagome's death. But it turned out she had heart-attack from eating her sandwich, so he set out to follow her sent.

Then he found her surfing ion that giant (sunami) title-wave and saw her drownded. He cried but found she wasn't dead but snorkeling instead. "Kagome you have issues" he yelled. "So what if I issues, Jerk!", Kagome rambled about. Inuyasha was bored, so he decided to ditch Kagome and tell her, when she was finished talking to no-one that he was off to find food, cause he was hungry.

So then Inuyasha went searching for Kikyo, not because he knew it would make Kagome jealous, but because he knew Kikyo made the best lunches (eva!). So off he went in search of the dead girl he knew would make her some of the best rice balls eva!

When Inuyasha found Kikyo she was cooking her next meal. They were rice balls! Tons and tons of 'em! "Kikyo!", Inuyasha said in constipation. "What the duce are you doing in this kitchen?" "I scenced you were coming, Inuyasha, so I made us some lunch." "Wow! Kikyo! You're amazing!" So Inuyasha and Kikyo had a womderful time eating rice balls and wasabi. Inuyasha was just about to fart when Kagome burst through the door. "Kagome! What the duce are you doing here," Inuyasha growled. Kagome shot an arrow at the two of them and Inuyasha and Kikyo turned into rice balls. Kagome then left back to her own time…..

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So there! End of part 1! Yah, yah….it was stupid but I was getting bored so I had to put something up! Hoped you liked it though! If alot of people like it, I'll continue the rest of it! But be warned, there is a lot more constipation in the parts to come!

Oh yah! A 'THANKS DUDE!' to all the people I made friends with in the Inuyasha section:

Soccer10is

Genisisproject

Dante24

and

Naomi-Yuko

And for those I know that I forgot, sorry and you're all up here too! Hoping for more to come…. until then

Me out!