Disclaimer: once again, must I say it? I don't own them.
Woody came to a halt in 'his parking space' in front of the building that the morgue was in. Jordan quickly got out of the car. She blew Woody a kiss, and said "See You Later." Woody Stopped.
"Wait, I can't walk in with you?"
"Well, you can, but I don't think Tallulah would like that."
"Ah, we're over, so don't worry about it."
"Oh, okay then, Farm Boy."
Woody took Jordan's arm in his and they walked into the building, arm in arm, both smiling. They walked together into the elevator, and pressed the number 9 button.
The elevator hummed quietly as it slowly moved up each floor. Jordan looked at Woody, and quickly kissed him on the cheek. He turned, a bit surprised. Jordan was never one for sudden affection.
"What was that for?"
Jordan smiled and shrugged. "Just for being you."
"Oh," He said, "Well, maybe I should just be me more often."
Woody turned his head back to the doors as they opened to The Boston Morgue. Jordan looked up at his cheek, to notice she had left a big red kiss on the side of his face. Her jaw dropped as he walked into the morgue looking like he had just won the lottery. He looked back at her. "You coming?"
Jordan quickly closed her mouth. "Uh, yeah." It would just have to stay there for a while. She grinned evilly as she thought 'It'll give Lu something to look at.'
Woody turned from her to pick up any files he had, as Jordan turned into her office. Just as Woody picked up the file he had, Lily walked up. "Uh, Woody I have another file for you, sorry I forgot to……." She broke off as he turned and she noticed the pretty red lips on his cheek.
She giggled a bit, then said, "Ummm, Woody, you might want to go to the restroom."
Woody gave her a confused look. "What're you talking about?"
Lily laughed some more, then said, "Just go look in the mirror before you do anything else." Woody grew more and more confused as he walked into the men's restroom, only to meet bug. Bug was washing his hands at one of the sinks as Woody came to stand beside him. He looked into the mirror, noticing the bright red kiss.
"Ugh, Jordan." He said as he rubbed it off with great difficulty. Jordan was wearing long lasting lipstick that day.
Bug looked up, a bit shocked. "Jordan? I thought it was Lu."
Woody looked over at him, a little embarrassed that Bug had seen. "Uh, no, we're long over. Jordan's the one. She's my Jordan. If a little annoying at times. Geez, does this stuff never come off!" He said a bit frustrated. The only thing he had succeeded in doing was smearing in. Bug chuckled a bit.
"Try some water, Woody."
Woody tried water and it eventually came off. He sighed, then walked out of the bathroom to find Jordan. She was in autopsy, in conversation with Bug and Nigel. A few minutes before, they had been talking about the bet. "Bug, you're gonna owe me 20 bucks by the end of the day." She had said.
Bug looked up at her hair, He had almost forgotten. "Yeah, but the pink wasn't part of our bet."
"Yeah, that's Woody's thing." She replied, shrugging. Jordan missed the grins that Bug and Nigel shot at each other. Just about that time, Woody walked in. He was still a little annoyed that Jordan had made him look like an idiot. "Jordan, next time you kiss me, don't wear lipstick." He said, a hint of annoyance in his voice. The whole room burst out into laughter, making Woody madder. Jordan gave him a cute smile.
"That was for making the water cold this morning." She said.
"Well, we got a case, so come on." He said, fully fed-up now. Back in the lobby, Garret walked out of the elevator, and stood talking with a few people.
"Don't get hostile with me, Farm Boy." She said, walking with him out the door of Autopsy.
"I'm not getting hostile, but I am annoyed at you." He said, shooting her a look.
"Well, you shouldn't be." She said, shooting one right back. Woody stormed off in front of her, then turned around again.
He raised his voice. "Ah, You're so…."
"So, what!" Jordan yelled at him. They were in the middle of the lobby, and attracting a lot of attention.
"So terribly messed up!" He screamed back.
Jordan jumped right back into the fight. "Then why are you dating me!"
Woody lost it, and wasn't thinking. "I don't know, but I must have been pretty damn drunk to think that I loved you!" He snapped back to reality as somebody else yelled.
"STOP IT! Both of you! Woody, you get out of my morgue." Garret yelled, pointing to the elevator, but it was too late. Jordan was already walking quickly to the elevator, tears streaming down her face. Woody tried to keep her back, but it was no use. Jordan pulled out of his arms and walked into the elevator.
