Disclaimer: I do NOT own Naruto (though I wish I did) and never will.
Note: This is the Naruto version of the Full Metal Alchemist story I never posted, "The Mess Hall". Same rating, almost the same thing happens. ENJOY!
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It was a peaceful day at the Ninja Acadamy. All the gennin were enjoying lunch in the lunch room.
Everybody was sitting in their respectful places. Neji was at the end of the table, near the door. Sakura sat across from him, and Shika was sitting next to her.
Sakura looked around curiously. Something was missing. But what?
All of the sudden, Sasuke ran through the door...with a raccoon on his head.
"AHH! IT'S A RACCOON! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!" yelled Sasuke while running around the tables, and went back through the door, still yelling.
Neji's fork stopped halfway up to his mouth. Sakura started choking on her food and spit it out all over poor Shika.
x/x Next Day x/x
It was another fine day at lunch for the gennin. Everybody sat in the same place as yesterday.
Sakura glanced around nervously. She knew something bad was going to happen. But what?
All of the sudden, Kakashi ran through the doors...completely naked.
"I'M NAKED, I'M NAKED, I'M NAKED, I'M NAKED!" yelled Kakashi while running around the tables, and went back through the door, still yelling.
Neji's drink stopped halfway up to his mouth. Sakura started choking on her food and spit it out all over poor Shika.
Everything was silent. The silence was broken by Neji banging his head on the table.
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He he! It IS different!