November 1st: Slytherin Common Room

Potter, Weasley, and Granger are starting to get on my nerves. Yesterday the "High and Mighty" Potter thought that it would be fun to fight a troll to save that stupid mudblood, Granger. Of course "he who is undefeated" survived and vanquished the troll. Potter and Weasley actually got bloody house points for it. It's almost like they don't care if they break the rules because Dumbldore loves them all.

Only three days until the Quidditch match! I'm so excited to see Potter fail at everything. He's already strutting around the school showing off that he's on his house's Quidditch team. Potter's a prick.

November 4th: Slytherin Common Room

The match is about to start and I'm so excited to cheer on my team. GO SLYTHERIN! We will totally win this match; Potter has nothing on us. Got to go down to the Quidditch pitch now so that I get the best seat.

Evening

I laugh at Potter. His broom went out of control and he almost died. I spent the entire time laughing until he got the bloody snitch. Crabbe broke his nose when he fell down the stairs from the boy's dormitory. He's in the Hospital wing now. Stupid klutz.

Snape's limping now and it is totally funny to watch when tries to walk up stairs. I'm probably going to get into deep dung if he catches me.

My complexion is absolutely perfect. No pimples and it's the perfect color. Love it! Pansy even complimented me on it. She is more perfect than I am.

November 5th: First Years Boys Dormitory

You will never guess what happened today? Duh, you can't talk. Fine I'll tell you … I walked in on the two Slytherin prefects. I was in a daze and I walked into the room at the end of the hall instead of the first door. Oops my mistake. Well anyways, you can probably guess what was happening. I have extra duties to do now though. Why does Potter get away with everything but when I accidentally walk in on two prefects, I get in deep dung? I HATE YOU POTTER. (Shakes his fist in the air).

I have so much homework but I don't have to do most of it because I bribed some second year to do it for me. Why must I be so absolutely perfect? (Sighs as he looks in his vanity mirror) AHHHHHHHHHHH! I HAVE A PIMPLE! MY PERFECT COMPLEXION IS RUINED! Sorry I have to go get rid of it before it gets worse.

November 7th: First Years Boys Dormitory

(Crying) I … I … have p…pimples. My f…face i…is covered w…with the…them. Whenever I go anywhere, I wear a paper bag over my head and for classes I sit at the back of the room. Pansy must think that I have a disease. I am so horrid to look at that I don't even want to look at myself in the mirror. Why me? (Sniffle) I have to be okay. I will be okay. Just get your composure back Draco and you will be fine.

The thanksgiving feast is coming up soon and I will have to eat all of the yummy food underneath the paper bag. Potter keeps laughing at me as I walk down the hallway. Stupid Gryffindors. I hate you all!

November 9th: Slytherin Common Room

Pansy found out about my pimple problem and gave me this awesome pimple be-gone potion. It is like a mask that women wear at night. It reminds me of that time mom came out of the bathroom and looked like a banshee. I screamed and ran. Oh the horrors!

They're all gone. The bloody pimples are gone! My life is perfect again! I love Pansy; she's my hero!

November 12th: Slytherin Common Room: 1:00 am

I fought with Crabbe over lipstick by the lake today. It was horrible. He caught me using it because I noticed that my face was getting dark again. The bright red lipstick makes my skin look a lot paler. The bloke wanted to use it on himself. How dare he use my skills in skin pale…ing…ly…ness! (Angry face) Need to sleep. Can't sleep Potter will eat me!

December 1st: Slytherin Common Room

Hogwarts life is SO boring. There is nothing to do. It's all classes and homework. Nothing fun happens now that snow is around. ARGH Why can't Potter do something stupid again? Who knows anymore? Look, I'm even doubting myself! AHHH now I'm answering my own questions! I'm going insane! Please HELP!

Doo, Doo, Doo Why is life so boring? (Sigh) I think we should sleep… Yes, I agree. AHH I'm doing it again!

December 3rd: Hospital Wing

I was sent to the hospital wing yesterday because I keep talking to myself. McGonagall thought that I was going insane when she saw me talking to myself in the hallway on the way to her class. Mme Pomfrey keeps giving me this disgusting medicine that makes me feel like I've gotten "high" off some muggle drug. It feels great. The only problem with it is that it makes me talk with myself even more. I thought that it was supposed to stop me from talking to myself. I must be going insane! As long as I don't get put into that horrible mental hospital I will be fine. Why am I the only one who gets these horrible things happen to me? Why can't Potter ever have these things happen to him? Wait, I know! He's so perfect that he doesn't have problems like normal kids. Oh how I loathe you Potter.

Here comes Mme Pomfrey to give me more medicine (smile) YAY! MORE DISGUSTING MEDICINE THAT MAKES ME "HIGH"! I FEEL LIKE RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES! (Insane, uncontrollable laughing). (Singing) I feel pretty. Oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and gay! (Humming) Hm…mmm…mmmmmmmmm!