Disclaimer: I do not own nor did create Sly Cooper or any other related character. They are the property and creation of Sucker Punch not me.

Three Hours and Ten Seconds

Sly was standing at the edge of a cliff, Murry and Bently waited in the van. Carmelita thought whether or not to give Sly his ten second head start. Sly stood still waiting for a sign.

"Alright Cooper." She shouted. "I'm staying true to my word. You get you head start, but after that I'm coming after you and your pals." Sly backed up. He looked like he was ready to scram.

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Sly just stayed where he was. What is he doing? Does that idiot want to get caught? Carmelita thought through the possibility's.

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Is he getting closer? He coming over here!

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HE'S RIGHT IN MY FACE! Carmelita's mind was screaming. Go! Run! Cuff him! Oh, come on do any thing but stand there. Carmelita argued with herself.

One

Sly put his hand under Carmelita's chin and kissed her. It all happened so quick. She didn't have time to react. Just as quick as the kiss happened it ended. Sly hopped into the back of the van and left her all alone.

Carmelita was stunned. "What was that?" She wondered. Carmelita started to walk away, ready to chase after Sly, but her paw was caught on some thing. "COOPER!" Her paw was hand cuffed to a poll. "Damn him, how could I have fallen for that!" She was angry with her self. Carmelita never panicked. She sat down and went through many escape plans. A while later it dawned on her. "Duh! I have my walkie-talkie." She felt so stupid. Carmelita called Interpol and told them that she found Sly but tricked her, she didn't say how, and cuffed her to some railing.

"Don't worry Miss Fox. Our nearest officers are about two and a half hours away from there." Chief Barkley was on the other end.

"Thanks Chief." Carmelita said then the line went dead, the batteries were out of juice. She waited in the hot sun, waited to be rescued. At this moment she felt helpless and silly. "How could I have let him kiss me it was such an obvious trick! I should have cuffed him the second he got in my face! No, I should not have even given him that ten second head start! What the HELL was I thinking!" Carmelita was screaming at the top of her lungs. She felt a tap on her shoulder. Carmelita had to stand up to turn around. If its that raccoon I swear I will blast him from here to Albuquerque... It wasn't Sly. Two Russian Interpol officers had arrived to help her. Carmelita wondered how long they have been there, but was to embarrassed by what she had said to ask.

"Are you Miss Fox." The taller Husky asked her.

Duh! Who else would be out here, in the middle of no where! "Yes." She hid her frustration. The second Husky unlocked the cuffs. It was a long silent ride back to Interpol back in France. She felt relived when got out the cruiser and into the office building. As she walked through the building every one there was staring at her.

"Hey Carmelita I heard Sly Cooper gave you the slip again!" One of her co-workers taunted.

"Yeah, the slip of his tongue!" Another one teased.

"Shut up!" Carmleita was madder than ever. She ignored all the laughing and slammed her office door. She threw her self of her couch. "How do they know?" Carmelita wondered if the two Huskies had heard her talking. "Of course they did! Oh,..." She put the pillow over her head to block the sunlight. She had a bad day and was sore and tired. "I deal with it tomorrow." She closed her eyes and drifted to sleep.

I always wanted to write a oneshot fanfic. So what did you think? I haven't been getting reviews on my other stories, but I do hope all who visit this story will write a review telling me what they thought.