I GOT ONE REVEIW BIZNATCHES! WOOO.

XDDD!

And once again we have idiocy! Woo boy!

Aphrodite stared at her computer screen.

Woah, dejavu. But not really. Aphrodite stared at her computer screen everyday.

She stared at it for exactly 9 hours, fourteen minutes, and about 37 seconds everyday. It's where she plotted.

And where she posted her fanfiction. Yes, Aphrodite wrote fanfiction.

Often Aphrodite was asked if she was straight or not. She answered, exactly, "I don't have time to be straight! I spend all my time making sure the smexy as all things ever bishounen aren't straight! Do you think I'd have time to be straight! Well, the answer is no! I'm not straight! I'm a fucking Goddess of Fangrilism!"

This of course meant everyone thought she was bisexual. Or gay. Which she wasn't. She wasn't anything.

Well, besides a perv that is.

But, could she help it if she simply jumped with joy every time one of her master plans worked? Could she help it if she squeeled seeing two men, madly in love, give each other their souls? No, no she couldn't.

Today, Aphrodite was searching for Axel/Leon Leon/Axel fanfiction.

Game. Kingdom Hearts. Romance. All Ratings. Characters: Axel, Leon.

None?

None?

None!

Zero?

How could this be! HOW? There were fucking Hermione/Dumbledore fanfictions, BUT NO AXEL/LEON!

Ohmygodwhatthefuck.

How about Leon/Axel? She always preferred dominant Leon anyway.

No?

No.

Okay fine, she'd just have to think of a plot herself.

God this sucked. Yeah, she also had to learn to stop saying 'god' so much. After all, she was god. Well…a god at any rate.

But now what was she supposed to do? She didn't have a clue how to set people up, just how to make them fall in love.

And yes, there was a difference. Setting people up is just getting them to meet, getting that first spark.

Getting them to fall in love? That was making them well…love each other. Durh.

But Aphrodite didn't know how she would ever go about getting Axel and Leon to meet. Seriously, Leon was in Hollow Bastion (or, excuse her, Radiant Gardens) and Axel was…

Where was Axel? Aphrodite couldn't remember for the life…

Life. Ohhh. Right. Axel was uh…

Dead.

Huh.

Well that did pose a problem, now didn't it?