Knock! Knock! Knock!
Damn it, who's here this early? Fuck this, I'm going back to sleep ...
Knock! Knock! Knock!
I'm dreaming, right? No one visits me, and my two closest friends live with me. Why would someone be here to see me?
Knock! Knock!
"God damn it!" I groaned, turning over in my sleep. "Insomni, get the door!"
"Oh I would, dear, but there's that little issue of people not being able to see me," Insomni replied sarcastically, floating next to the bed. "You know how I feel about this whole 'sleeping' business, anyway. Get up and answer it yourself."
"Okay then, fine," I grumbled. The knocking grew louder. "Hanako! Door please!" I called, pulling my blanket up over my face.
"Busy!" Hanako replied. I couldn't see what she was doing, but I didn't care; whatever it was just eating up my sleep time. God damn it.
"Fine! I'll fucking get it!" I sat up in bed and moved over, letting my legs dangle over the side for a moment before standing, stretching out my arms, and yawning loudly as I headed for the door. Who the fuck is it? If it's the landlady wanting rent, she's gonna have to come back. I slowly opened the door, rubbing my eyes with my free hand. "Hello ... w-what the fuck." I went from 'drowsy' to 'complete alertness' in seconds flat at the horrifying sight in front of me.
"Good morning-arina ..." Spoilerina was standing at my door, in her human disguise. She was turned away from me, though, which gave me a chance to look at those legs, fantastic whether covered by pantyhose or just bare. "I'm supposed to keep important things secret, I know," She spoke again. "But you know me, I'm such a blabbermouth sometimes. I just can't fight it, you know?"
"Yeah. I know," I replied flatly. "What have you come to ruin today? A manga? The game I want to get next week? What color shirt I'll wear?" Despite being on the alert, I let out a yawn after my question. Spoilerina turned to face me, but didn't move her body around. She had a smug grin on her face and cupped her hands around her mouth, something that I've come to know as an "I'm gonna ruin your fucking day" pose. She looked simply thrilled at the confused expression on my face.
"Spoiler ..." She started. She turned around in a blur. When she finally slowed down, I saw it-a bump. Not on her head, but on her stomach-and I was too horrified to respond. She shouted out before I had a chance to say a word. "YOU GOT ME PREGNANT!"
SLAM!
I had closed the door as fast as I could react, turning around and pressing my back against it. I could feel myself break out into a cold sweat as a million different things ran through my mind, none of which I could focus on to process.
"What was that noise?" Insomni asked, floating towards me. "Who's out there?" She pushed me aside, making me hit the wall face-first, and opened the door. After a moment, I could practically feel the heat coming from her intense anger. "You have ten seconds to explain this." She muttered.
"I don't know! I didn't know humans and Yo-kai could have kids! I've fucked you for months and you're not fucking pregnant!" I replied.
"You know it doesn't work that way!" Insomni bopped me on the head with her fist. "Just because you cum inside doesn't mean pregnancy every time, but when it does happen you'd better make sure it's with the RIGHT WOMAN!" Insomni yelled into my ear. "Why in Enma's name are you still hanging around that big-mouthed whore?!"
"If I could just come in, I'll explain everything," I heard Spoilerina speak up. Insomni groaned and floated away, allowing her to enter. I poked my head outside, looking down the walkway-one of my neighbors, an older woman, was looking at me with a look of pure scorn on her face.
"That boy needs help ..." I heard her mutter as she stepped back inside and closed the door behind her. Old bitch.
"Okay, now let's hear this one!" I heard Insomni say from the bedroom. I closed the door and headed back inside, seeing Spoilerina sitting on my bed with a smug grin on her face.
"Well, when I told you I would still get my revenge ..." Spoilerina pointed at me, smirking, "I meant it, now didn't I?" She very gently patted her stomach. "Now you get to experience it for the rest of your life ... or eighteen years, whichever comes first."
"Revenge? For what?" Insomni asked, turning to look at me. "What did you do this time, you perverted idiot?"
"Well, I, uh ..." I started, looking away from her. "When her spoilers are wrong, she goes into an uncontrollable orgasm and ..." I replied, scratching the back of my head.
"Yes, I know what happens. It's uncomfortable to watch," Insomni nodded. She turned back to Spoilerina and clenched her fists. "That doesn't explain how you're pregnant, though! You had sex with him the one time, and you would've started to show way before now!"
Spoilerina just smirked and looked at me, her slyness blatantly evident behind those eyes.
"Part one of my revenge took place already, against a wall, on the ground, in multiple positions," Spoilerina replied. Insomni turned to look at me once again, with her single eye a wicked-looking red.
"Do I need to say you're in trouble, or do you just expect it by now?" She asked me. I could practically feel the daggers she was staring me down with.
"Yeah, I know," I sheepishly nodded. "It wasn't on purpose, it was kind of a spur-of-the-moment thing."
Insomni scoffed.
"I want to believe him, so!" Insomni started, groaning in annoyance. She looked Spoilerina in the eyes, unblinking. "Please don't rape my human. It's annoying."
"Oh, there was no rape. That cock was willing," Spoilerina licked her lips. I started to back away for the door.
"What's going on in here?" I heard Hanako's voice coming from the bathroom as she floated through the door. Fuck me.
"I heard Insomni complaining. What in the world is going on?" Hanako asked, sounding quite curious. I turned around and headed closer to the door. My back was turned to the three of them; I just couldn't bear to see Hanako's reaction. "Who's the father?" I assumed she asked Spoilerina. I could only hear whispering after that.
Just as I was reaching for the doorknob, I had to jump back in surprise; Hanako was floating in front of me, looking at me at eye-level. A few of her hairs were standing on end, and one of them was beginning to curl into a heart, similar to Cursed Hanako's during extreme anger. She looked even more pissed than Insomni.
"I'm creating a chastity belt for you and throwing away the key!" Hanako muttered. "Provided I don't create something that makes your dick quit working first!" I expected a slap, a punch, anything, but no-she just floated past me and back to the others. Spoilerina had stood from the bed, chuckling and walking past them.
"This was nice, ladies, but I wanted to tell the father-to-be about the news ... and, of course, to rub it in your faces," Spoilerina taunted. Insomni and Hanako growled in anger at her as she walked away. When she passed me, she leaned up and gave me a quick peck on the lips. "See you around, daddy!" With that, she opened the door and stepped outside.
I slowly walked into the bedroom. Insomni and Hanako looked as if they could kill me at any second. I gulped in fear, slowly making my way to my office chair and sitting down.
"I-I'm sure you have some questions," I began. "I saw her downtown, and-"
"GET A JOB." The girls replied in unison.
"W-What?!" I asked. I didn't expect that-I expected to be yelled at, inspirited, or denied sex. "What do you mean? I already get money!"
"You can't support a child with some measly check every month!" Insomni argued. "Besides, it's still humiliating that you're just a leech! Go out and find a job, right now! You're going to have two more mouths to feed if Spoilerina plans on moving in with the baby!"
"B-But I don't even want a baby!" I protested. "I didn't intend for this to happen!"
"I'd better start designing some Yo-kai baby care products," Hanako sighed, floating back towards the bathroom. She turned around to face me with her arms crossed. "You've done really, really stupid things before, but this one takes the cake. Good luck."
I stood up from my seat and stretched once again, still a little sleepy from Spoilerina's rude interruption. Insomni wouldn't look at me, instead crossing her arms and closing her eye while facing away. I sighed and nodded, heading for the door.
"I'm sorry," I muttered. "I'll start looking."
I closed the door behind me without hearing so much as an insult. I walked to the stairs in silence, and each step felt longer than the last. Before today, I didn't once wonder if a human could get a Yo-kai pregnant; they're not technically alive, after all. I didn't think someone was born a Yo-kai, just that they became one eventually. This wasn't the fun life with Yo-kai I had become used to, but it was the one I had now unintentionally chosen. Thanks for taking the reins yet again, dick of mine.
Where can I even start looking for work? There was a huge office building downtown, but I never got a college diploma. Nom Burger might be hiring, but I really don't like the idea of being sweaty behind a grill all day. I could always try the bookstore or the toy store on Flower Road, or maybe see if any of the downtown restaurants needed a delivery boy. Where do I even begin?
Do I know anyone who could help me out rather than me just guessing? I have one friend that works at an Everymart, but if memory serves, he was transferred to a different one on the other side of town. Maybe his position would be open, then? Maybe that job training in the Yo-kai World wasn't a complete waste of time, after all!
Before I just walk in and demand a job, though, I'm gonna need some help. The Yo-kai World jobs were given to me; no interview or anything. There's only one person I know with job experience that I can ask right now. I reached down into my pocket and fished around, feeling exactly what I needed: Komasan's gray Yo-kai Medal. I pressed my Yo-kai Watch's button to pop the bubble up and open the slot, taking the medal from my pocket.
Why am I wearing an old watch? Must have shoved my hand between Insomni's tits during my sleep. Ah well, fuck it.
"Show yourself! Komasan!" I popped the medal into the Yo-kai Watch, seeing the face's hands swirl around as the summon began and a swirl of pink magic started to come out of the watch.
"Summoning ... Charming!" The watch called. Komasan started to appear as a melody began to play. "Alarming!" The watch sang as Komasan appeared, running in a circle like he was surprised. "Boom boom, walla walla, dance dance, Charming!"
"Komasan!" Komasan announced, sounding excited to appear. Komasan was suddenly in front of me, looking up at me with a big smile. "Nice to see ya, friend! Need somethin'?"
"I sure as sugar do!" I replied, finding myself speaking like Komasan without realizing it.
"Hey, yer talkin' country too! That's swell!" Komasan happily replied. "What can I do ya for?"
"I need to get a job. Something ... well, something happened, but I'm not good with things like this." I knew I sounded nervous, but Komasan didn't seem to catch that. "You mentioned having a job before, so how did you get it? Was it hard?"
"Shoot, nothin' like that!" Komasan shook his head. "Come to think of it, when I started workin', I was just cleanin' the floors! Next thing I know, I'm the vice president!"
"Vice president? That quick?" I asked. "That's really impressive! Is it hard to do?"
"Naw! I still keep them floors as shiny as a diamond ring!" Komasan replied. "You come with me, and we'll find you somethin' real good! You got anything in mind?" Komasan opened the little green coin purse hanging at his hip, reaching inside and pulling out his disguise leaf. As soon as he placed it on his head, a purple puff of smoke surrounded him; an average-looking, black-haired guy wearing blue jeans and a brown coat and shirt with matching shoes appeared in his place. His cheek swirls were still on his face. "I can help ya easier this way!"
I always considered myself a straight man, but seeing Komasan's human disguise always made me question myself. He was just too damn cute no matter what he looked like! Komasan started to walk ahead of me, and after realizing I was supposed to follow him rather than stare, I started to catch up.
"Now then, did you have somethin' in mind, or are we just shootin' for the stars?" Komasan asked.
"Well, I had a friend that worked at Everymart but got re-located, so maybe they have an opening?" I replied. "Maybe you can use your business experience to give me a nudge in the right direction?" Of course, I knew that office work and store work were nowhere near the same, but Komasan seemed to always have good luck. Hopefully, some of that would rub off on me.
"Sounds like a fine start, y'all!" Komasan replied, and the two of us headed for Everymart. I kept reminding myself to not expect instant results; some people could try for months to find work without success, after all. It was unfortunately a common thing and always had been.
The automatic door slid open as Komasan and I headed inside Everymart. The blast of air-conditioning felt amazing compared to the sunny day outside. Despite the cool inside, the store was mostly empty as per usual. That was one reason I was hoping to work there-being able to just stand around and not have to associate with anyone sounded great. Komasan marched up to the counter and smiled at the employee behind it.
"Now listen here, pardner!" Komasan leaned on the counter with a warm smile. "I reckon y'all need some hands 'round here, and lucky for you my friend's here for ya! He's the best darn worker you ever did see!"
"Well, lucky for you, I'm the manager." The employee replied. His brown, poofy afro hair was sagging due to the heat outside, but the cool air inside managed to help it stay slightly poofed. "We did just lose a guy, but I'm not really looking to replace him at the moment. This place doesn't need many people to keep it running."
"Are you sure?" I spoke up, standing behind Komasan. "I know the guy who left, so I have a basic idea of how this works."
"Sorry, but I'm just not interested," The manager shrugged. "You could try back in a month or so, maybe I'll need an extra set of hands then, but it's just not necessary right now. Nothing against you, kid."
"No prob. Thanks anyway," I gave him a nod and tried to put on a smile. Komasan walked outside before me, looking very displeased. "It'll be okay, Komasan," I tried to reassure him. "There are plenty of other places around here."
"That's right! No need to give up so easily! That ain't the country way!" Komasan agreed, pumping a fist in the air. "Let's get goin'!"
'Get goin'' we did, from the Everymart to Flower Road. Unfortunately, the results were the same. The ramen shop had no use for another person, the book store employee said that his manager was worried the store would close due to the digital age and couldn't afford another employee anyway, and the one-man booth shops were just that: one-person run. The clothing store said that I wasn't "fit" for their store's reputation. That's probably illegal in some way.
"Well, shoot!" Komasan sulked as we walked out of Flower Road. "This ain't the results I was lookin' for!" I followed him, trying my best to stay positive; one of us had to.
"It'll be okay," I assured him. "I'll just use my computer and try to find jobs with the internet. I might have some better luck there," Suddenly, Komasan turned to face me-his eyes lit up and looked as if he just had the most ingenious idea.
"That's it! Internet!" Komasan replied. He reached up and plucked the leaf from his head, becoming surrounded by a puff of smoke and returning to his adorable Yo-kai self. He quickly opened his purse and put the leaf inside, digging around for something else-he looked very excited as he pulled out a Yo-kai medal. "Here, use this, y'all! My little brother Komajiro knows all about that internetin' stuff! He can help ya out!"
"Oh yeah?" I asked, taking the medal. "Is he okay with you giving out his medal like this?"
"Any friend of mine is a friend of Komajiro's! He's said it himself!" Komasan replied with a smile. "Me and my brother come as a packaged deal!" I examined the medal: The Yo-kai on it looked similar to Komasan, only with yellow fur and a light, almost white-colored mouth and stomach. His flaming eyebrows were brown rather than Komasan's blue, with swirls on his body and cheeks matching that. The bag on his back was blue instead of Komasan's green. The backdrop behind Komajiro looked like a bustling city, and he held a green cell phone in his paw.
"Okay then, let's get him here!" I smiled and held the medal to the watch's slot. "Show yourself! Komajiro!" I popped the medal inside and, as with Komasan, the face's hands started to spin and a swirl of pink magic shot out of the watch.
"Summoning Charming!" As the watch's song played, Komajiro appeared; he looked around with wide, sparkling eyes as he held onto his bag tied around his neck. He looked amazed at the sights around him and jumped up in happiness. "Alarming! Boom boom, walla walla, dance dance, Charming!" The watch's summoning concluded.
"Komajiro!" Komajiro happily announced as he appeared in front of me. He looked around, seeming quite confused until he saw Komasan. "Brother!" Komajiro greeted him, giving Komasan a hug. "Oh my swirls, I ain't ever been summoned all by my lonesome before! That was cooler than fireworks at a festival!"
"You haven't?" I asked. "But you have a medal."
"I went along with my bro once when Nate needed him, but I ain't ever done this solo!" Komajiro happily replied and held out a paw. "Nice to meet ya, new friend! My name's Komajiro!" I happily shook his paw and pulled his medal from the watch.
"Komasan gave me this to call you here. Is it okay if I hang on to it?" I asked.
"Sure thing! Any friend of Komasan's is a friend of mine!" Komajiro replied. I smiled; of course Komasan knew what he would think, being his brother. I dropped the medal into my pocket and closed the watch. "What can I do for ya?" Komajiro asked.
"Well, Komasan's been trying to help me look for a job," I explained. "I mentioned that I could just look online for one, and he said you knew all about the internet and could help me out." I knew how job websites worked, but I didn't dare crush Komasan's good mood.
"Oh, sure! I can do that!" Komajiro replied. He suddenly had a cell phone in his paw, using the other to swipe on the screen and tap away. "Let's see ... there's ... uh ..." Komajiro sighed, lowering the phone from his face and looking at me. "Nothin'. I guess Springdale's so small everything's word'a'mouth 'round here. There's somethin' here sayin' y'all could be an ... ess-court? What's that?"
"That's nothing!" I tried to get that out of his mind, waving my hand dismissively. "That's not something I would be interested in!" Komasan walked between us and turned to look at his brother.
"He was tryin' for the Everymart, Komajiro!" Komasan spoke up. "The human behind the counter said he didn't need no help!"
"Everymart, huh?" Komajiro started swiping on his phone again. "Change this here ... add this ... okay, you should be fine!" Komajiro turned and looked at me with a smile.
"What do you mean?" I asked. "What did you do?"
"I logged into the website for Everymart's regional managers and sent a message to the one here." He started, looking very pleased with himself. "I told him that he's required to hire a new employee as soon as possible," Komajiro explained as my eyes grew increasingly wider.
"How did you ... isn't that wrong? Or illegal?" I was more shocked that the little guy had that kind of power.
"Nah! Brother and I have a Yo-kai friend named Hidabat through our friend Nate!" Komajiro grinned. "All I had to do was send a quick text to Hidabat and get the log-in information! Hidabat owns Everymart!"
"A Yo-kai owns a human store?" I definitely need to meet this Hidabat sometime. "Thank Hidabat for me, please. Explain this whole thing to me later, too." I was certain that Komajiro pretending to be a regional manager and tricking the manager here to give me a job had to be some kind of illegal, or at the very least morally wrong, but I didn't want to look a gift horse in the mouth. "Come on guys, we should get back before he finds someone else!"
...
I entered Everymart with Komasan and Komajiro at my heels. Luckily, the store was still empty save for the manager behind the counter-as expected, he looked thrilled to see me.
"Just my luck!" He exclaimed happily. "I was hoping you'd show up! Do you still want a job?"
"I'd love one," I nodded. "Why the change of heart?" Inside, I was smirking.
"It's the weirdest thing!" He replied. "I got an e-mail from my boss saying we needed another person here, like, today. I have no idea why they think I need help, but I'm not one to tell the higher-ups no. What's your shirt size?"
"Is that it?" I asked, raising an eyebrow. "No interview? You're just going to take me?"
"You're friends with the guy I just lost. He was a good kid, I'm sure he keeps good company," The manager shrugged. "Sure, it's not professional of me, but I'm not gonna get canned for being picky if they want someone today. Besides, mess up and I'll kick you to the curb." It wasn't that he said those words that bothered me, it was that he looked so casual while he did so, as if just firing people was an everyday thing for him.
I looked down at Komasan and Komajiro, who were both smiling up at me. Komajiro was giving me a thumbs up. Looks like Komasan's good luck did rub off on me, or maybe it was just having both Koma brothers as my friends now. Either way, today was turning out to be pretty good for me.
Except for the whole 'getting Spoilerina pregnant' thing. That was still a downer. The Koma brothers and I walked out of the store, stopping outside.
"Thanks for the help today, guys," I said. "I'd like to hang out more, but I should probably go tell the girls how it went."
"The girls, huh? Nice!" Komajiro teased. "Did you meet them at the club? I met my girlfriend there, ya know!" Komasan moved in front of Komajiro, shaking his head.
"None'a that, Komajiro! The ladies our friend stays with can be downright eerie!" Komasan took his brother's paw and started to lead him away. He turned and gave me a smile and wave. "Call us anytime, pardner! We'll come runnin'!"
I waved as the two Yo-kai walked off. At least I could go home with good results, right? Surely they'd be pleased I found something.
Insomni would be proud of me, I'm sure.
...
"A crummy store job? Is that it?!"
I groaned. If this was Insomni being proud, I didn't want to hear her get disappointed again.
"How do you plan to feed a family with a cheap job like that?!" Insomni shouted at me, clenching her fists. "You were supposed to come back with a high-paying office job, and be promoted to company president already!" I tuned her out and looked around for Hanako, seeing her floating near the bed.
"Do you even have a 401k at an Everymart?" Hanako asked.
"Do you even know what a 401k is?" I asked. Hanako hesitated before she answered, crossing her arms and looking away from me with a scoff. I thought not. "You two were supposed to be happy I found work, not nitpick every little thing about it!"
"I guess you actually put effort into something for once," Insomni replied. "That's better than usual."
"Thanks for your praise. I feel much, much better about the new job I didn't fucking want," I sighed. "I'd better go summon Spoilerina and tell her the good news."
"No! Don't do that!" Insomni flew in front of me, shaking her head. "Summoning could be hard on the baby! Go find her yourself!"
"How do you know so much about babies?" I asked.
"I started reading baby tips online after you left today, Insomni replied. "Technically, you shouldn't even be in the same room with a baby. You could get sued because you're a man. Spoilerina could make a lot of money from you ... oh, wait," Insomni paused. "Never mind. I guess she can't if there's no money to take from you."
Yeah, keep rubbing it in.
"Fine, I'll go back to Everymart and pretend to be interested in a book. I'm sure that'll make her appear." I headed for the door, slowly opening it to step outside. Before I could start walking, I heard a familiar sound: Spoilerina's chuckling. I stepped back, peeking through the crack of the door; Spoilerina, in her human form, was near my door facing away from me. She was speaking to a floating, owl-like Yo-kai with gray hair. He wore a gray robe that covered its wings, and he held a small brown staff.
"Okay, so one more time," Spoilerina spoke. "Make me look a little more pregnant this time so I can pretend that I'm having labor pains."
"Hoo-hoo, this is pretty cruel of you!" The owl Yo-kai laughed. "All of this for some petty revenge against a human? What if he finds out that your story is just a complete lie? Humans can't make Yo-kai pregnant!"
"Oh, please! He's too stupid to figure that out!" Spoilerina replied. "You'll just make him think there's a baby in me for a few months and keep him inspirited until I think he's learned his lesson!"
Oh, someone's gonna be learning a lesson, all right.
While I listened to them talk, I reached into my pocket and pulled out a Yo-kai medal that I didn't usually keep with me.
"Show yourself ..." I whispered, popping the medal inside. Spoilerina could barely contain her giggles as I listened to their conversation.
"Go ahead and put on the illusion, Illoo!" Spoilerina said. "I'll get into a really sad pose and he'll feel horrible!"
"Oh, there's the mother-to-be!" I stepped outside, making myself known. Spoilerina's shriek of surprise was music to my ears, and she jumped so fast that I expected it to cause whiplash. She trembled as she slowly turned around to face me.
"O-Oh, there's the daddy! W-What are you doing here and how much did you hear?" She asked, sounding very nervous. I couldn't help but grin.
"Well, I actually live here, believe it or not! I wanted you to meet someone, too!" I smiled. "Spoiler! I already found a babysitter!" I stepped back and opened the door further-Cheeksqueek happily walked outside. "He's great with kids, and even has his own aroma to hide those nasty diaper smells!"
"Pu pu pu!" Cheeksqueek waved at the other Yo-kai. Spoilerina and Illoo looked terrified at the sight of my literally-butt-headed friend.
"Cheeksqueek, these two have told me that they really, really like your power's smell." I reached down and patted the little brown tuft of hair on his head. "Spoilerina said that she wishes she could smell like you every day. Isn't that nice of her?"
"Pu!" Cheeksqueek happily replied. "Puuu ... pu!" Cheeksqueek shot a blast of purple smoke out of his mouth. The smelly smoke quickly surrounded Spoilerina and Illoo.
Both Yo-kai looked confused at the strange smoke surrounding their heads. After a moment, Illoo sniffed the air-he quickly put his sleeves over his nose, and his face scrunched up. Spoilerina's wide, black eyes got even bigger as she took in the terrible aroma.
"Ugh, that's horrible! That smell isn't an illusion!" Illoo whined, floating away as fast as he could. Spoilerina's coughing was so bad that her disguise fell, and she looked up at me with pleading eyes and her hands clasped together as she fell to her knees, begging.
"That's not fair!" Spoilerina protested. "We're even! Just call him off!"
"We're even? Just like that?" I put a hand to my chin. "I don't know, I think all of the emotional and mental stress you caused me isn't going to go away that easy ..."
"Anything you want! Just make him stop!" She begged. "It smells so bad!" She closed her eyes and used her hands to cover her nose, or at least the spot where one should be. She couldn't see the smirk on my face.
"No more spoiling manga," I said. "And you have to give me a blowjob whenever I summon you."
"Spoiling is what I do!" Spoilerina protested. "And you can't just treat me like a Yo-kai sex toy! I thought we were friends!"
"We are friends, I guess," I nodded. "But you treated me like a human sex toy for your revenge, so why can't I do the same with you?"
"Okay, whatever, I get it!" Spoilerina said through coughing. "I'll even swallow! I'll fuck you whenever you want! Just make him stop!" I could see tears forming in her eyes and her face started to turn blue as she held her breath.
"Okay, Cheeksqueek. I think she learned her lesson," I said. It took a lot for me to not start gagging at the smell, but I couldn't let my smugness fall in front of her. Cheeksqueek patted the cheeks on his face, and the purple smoke stopped pouring out of him. "Thanks for your help, buddy."
"Pu pu!" Cheeksqueek nodded.
Spoilerina let out a long, held breath. She waved her hand in front of her nose-spot to get rid of any remaining stink and stood up. She looked up at me with a glare on her face.
"You're a jerk-arina!" She insulted me. "Taking advantage of me like that!"
"You forced me into having sex with you," I replied. "You threatened to tattle on me if I didn't. I don't see the difference here. You're not getting out of this."
"I guess so ..." Spoilerina sighed. "But I thought we were friends! Why would you make your friend do that?"
"I could ask you the same thing," I reached down, patting her head. She blushed for a moment before swatting my hand away. "Just calm down," I said. "Go cool off. You know what you did was wrong and I'm not letting up on you."
Spoilerina scoffed and started to spin, spinning away from me and down the stairs, somehow without tripping.
"Come on back inside, Cheeksqueek. You can stay for dinner," I headed back inside with Cheeksqueek happily following.
...
"You really got her to agree to that?" Insomni sounded impressed when I told her what happened. "I can't say I approve of you just whipping it out for anyone, but after what she did, I think I can let you have this one."
"It's not very friendly of you," Hanako commented from behind me, laying her head on her hands as she rest on the top of my head with her legs dangling and feet idly and gently kicking my back. "She might not come when you summon her again."
"Yes, she will," I replied, looking up at her. "You two deny me sex and force me to do stuff all the time, and you still love me."
Neither girl replied, just looking away from me with red faces.
"She'll get over it, and it'll be fun to be in control for once," I said. "Besides, now I have a way to keep her big mouth shut."
"I'm just glad there's no baby coming," Insomni sighed in relief. "I already share you enough with this one," she looked at Hanako with a feigned smile. "I don't want to put up with another woman trying to take you from me."
"Me too," I nodded. "I'm not ready for that. I don't think I'll ever be."
Even if Spoilerina almost gave me a heart attack, having everything end was a huge relief. Plus now I get on-demand head from her. That's gonna be fantastic.
That was one major weight off my back-but I had another, almost just as big thing to worry about: Komajiro got me that job, and I forgot to back out of it. I have to work for a living now.