The horror part begins today. Kukukuku...
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By this time, everyone had arrived at the convention in all of it's antisocialness. Not just Konoha's antisocials, but Itachi, the Akatsuki, various other missing nins, and other antisocials from around the world. Everybody was at a truce as antisocials must stick together, however ironic it sounds.
The antisocials just stood around or ate, wasting time.
Neji and Sasuke quietly murmered a conversation because antisocials have sort of understanding of eachother.
"... why did they call it a convention, Sasuke? In fact... who is they? Who arranged this?" asked Neji supiciously.
"I am not sure. Who would?" asked Sasuke in a nonchalant fashion.
"It... what if it was the... f-fan girls!" Neji spoke a little louder.
Sasuke's eyes widened. Both of them glanced around the room nervously, looking for a camera or fangirl in disguise. The antisocials are a powerful group, but the power of love- no, OBSESSION is stronger.
Sasuke went of to the microphone in front of the room.
"Does anyone know who planned this thing?" Sasuke asked everyone.
A few people shrugged, and some others just said, "No."
"If nobody knows, then this could be the work of the dreaded Fan Girl or the Mary Sues. Worse, it could be the Gary Stues!" he announced solemnly. He then walked of the stage.
Everyone (except Kakashi) started to look about, and flinch at the slightest sound. When a glass fell on the ground, everyone (even Kakashi) in the room turned and prepared to throw a kunai at whoever did it. No one was there...
"Alright kids, I think an emergency meeting is in order." said Kakashi abruptly.
"Tch, what would YOU know about antisocial dealing with fangirls?" said... somebody.
"Tell me, do I have any friends or family that any of you know of? DID I ever have any friends?"
"What about the Obito guy?" asked Sasuke, thinking about Kakashi's little mentioned aquaintance.
"That doesn't count. He wasn't my friend until he was dead." Kakashi said smugly.
"Well, I guess he is antisocial." Gaara said.
Then Kakashi said, "Well, just deem me king of the antisocials."
Sasuke scowled and said, "No, me! I have more fangirls!"
Kakashi gasped and said, "Bring it on you-"
Gaara stepped between them and said, " No! We must have a contest! Any ideas?"
Itachi stepped forward and proposed the idea of finding out how many fangirls each person has.
"Fangirl count. Check.", Gaara said suddenly with a checkboard.
"How about we measure the levels of complete emotional detatchment of each person..." said Kakashi with a shadow casting over his face.
Gaara stepped away and said, "Detatchment. Check..."
So they put this plan in action. It was to be a battle between Kakashi, that cool guy; Sasuke, that... angsty guy; and Itachi, the ..um..angsty guy's brother person. Thing. Yeah.
Each contestant got a guy who would end up... vice-king or whatever. Loser- I mean, Sasuke had Neji, Itachi had Kisame, and Kakashi had... Gaara?
Anyway, the ' vice-kings' were sent off to find out how many fangirls their corresponding king had.
For now, we shall follow the adventures of... NEJI!
Neji walked down the road. Hunting for fangirls? It was insane!
Then Neji bumped into Sakura.
"... Sakura."
"Wah! Neji!" Sakura jumped in soup rise.
"I need information." he said plainly.
"Hm? What kind of information?"
"I need some specific numbers and I think you should be able to help."
"Uh-huh. Well, I might be able to tell you something if it has something to do with Sasuke."
"As it happens, that is exactly the sort of information I need."
Even though Sakura was mighty confused by this point, she said slyly, "Only fans can have acess to the Sasuke archives. So unless you join the club, you can't find out!"
Not so far away, Kisame sat sulkily on a bench.
Farther away, but not too far, Gaara made his way quietly to the ROOM OF GOING BACK IN TIME PLACE!
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w00t! In the next chapter I will further Neji's doom and begin Kisame's quest!