More Disclamers: Uhh, same for Harry Potter, then Shakira owns Hips Don't Lie, and what's his face still owns This New Booty!

Deadly Game of Phone Tag Two

Malfoy

Harry Potter was, yet again, bored. Moldy Shorts had figured out how to block calls the day before, and now, there was no one to play phone tag with him. That was when marvolous idea number two came to him.

Draco Malfoy was just finishing slicking his hair back with layers upon layers of hair gel, when a large snowy owl swooped into his bathroom window. He imediantly recognized her as Harry Potter's, and was quite confused when she dropped a small package on top of his newly gelled hair. The owl took fight out of the window and Draco opened the package. Inside the wrappings was a small black box. As he pealed the tape off, there was a sudden burst of sound from the inside.

"YOU KNOW MY HIPS DON'T LIE AND I'M STARTIN' TO FEEL YOU BOY!"

Draco promptly dropped the package to the floor, but the noise did not stop. It was hardly five minutes later that Lucius Malfoy flung the door open.

"What is that racket!" he demanded.

"I don't know!" Draco exclaimed. "It's coming from the box Potter just sent me!"

"Well open it so I can make it stop!"

Draco picked up the package and finished opening it. There was a note attached to a small silver box thing. The note read, "To shut Shakira up, press the GREEN button. If you want to call me back, directions to use the caller id are in the box. Potter."

Draco promptly hit the GREEN button. Then a voice on the other end said, "Malfoy? Are you there?"

"Uhhhh...yes?" said Draco, even more confused now, staring at his father.

"Okay, PHONE TAG, YOU'RE IT!"

There was a click and then a dial tone.

"What just happened?" asked Lucius.

"I'm not sure, but there are directions in here to find out how to get Potter back." Draco pressed a button on the phone and instead of the caller id, the address book came up. Darco scanned the list and read out loud to his father, "Potter, Lord Moldy Shorts, uhh, who's that?"

"I don't know," said Lucius. "Call him and see." (a/n: no I don't know how they suddenly know how to use a 'cello-phone'.)

Draco pushed the GREEN button again.

Lord Mol--Lord Voldemort heard the infernal noise again.

"BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY, ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE!" He still had not figured out how to change it to "Lord Voldemort is the greatest! Bow before me!" Obviously, Moldy Shorts has some issues that if anyone would like to donate to the cause of getting him some therapy, please call 555-624-4256.

He pushed the GREEN button on his cello-phone, after checking the caller id. It read, "Ferret Boy."

"If this is Potter again, I will not wait until the end of the seventh book to kill you as agreed with The Creator!" he shouted into the cello-phone. (a/n: We all know who that is, but my friend, not saying who, coughMelissacough probably doesn't so, the all mighty Creator is JK Rowling.)

"Um, it's not Potter. He just sent me this thing. Is that you, Master?"

Completly ignoring the fact that there are other masters in the world besides himself (Steffie, JKR, uhh, the guy who writes the stuff for the movies, and me ((haha! All the characters are in my control! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! At least in this they are)), and the guy who invented cheese. That person is the master of everything...Moving on...)The Dor--Dark Lord answered, "Yes, of course. Who are you, Ferret boy?"

"FERRET BOY! " There is the sound of an explosion going off and Lucius yelling out, "Draco! I told you not to blow up the toilet again! Don't you ever listen at all!"

"Yes, that is what the caller id says. Why did you call me and interupt my date with Bella---I mean my date with torturing Wormtail? (a/n: Lame excuse Moldy, lame excuss...)

"I didn't know it was you, Master. The address book said that it was someone named Lord Moldy Shorts."

"WHAT! I'll get Potter for this I swear I'll kill him! Oh, hang on, there's another call. Hello?"

"We're calling about the marshmellows you ordered last Wednessday, sir."

"What marshmellows? I didn't order any-"

"PHONE TAG, YOU'RE IT!"

"Hey!" I guess old Moldy has been duped and Harry found a way around blocked calls.

The Dark Lord did not return to his call with Malfoy. He turned to the woman sitting across from him in the dimmly lit resturant. "Where were we, Bella?"

"I think he's gone," said Draco, pushing the red button. "I wonder who called."

"I don't know, but let's get Potter back on the line so we can brag about how he's going to die to his face."

"I love you, Daddy!" (a/n: awww, a nice Father/Son moment that Harry will ruin with his next phone tag...)

Harry wasn't at all bored now. He was sitting by the Dursley's phone in the kitchen (pulling his wand on anyone who came near it) with Dudley's cello-phone (he laughed softly) in his hand. It had been easy to get away from him. All Harry had had to do was just give Dudley a cookie, and he gave Harry anything he wanted. Moron, thought Harry.

The phone rang, and Harry checked the caller id. Ferret Boy. This should be good.

"Time Warner Cable, how may I help you?" asked Harry.

"I'm sorry, I think I have the wrong number," said Malfoy stupidly.

"Did you dial 555-4269?" asked Harry, grinning.

"Uhh, I think so, why?"

"Then you have the right number, how may I help you?"

"I don't need you're help, I'm trying to call Harry Potter!"

"I'm sorry, you're call has been disconnected. Please try again later."

"What! This is the same person at Time Warner! How can you-"

"PHONE TAG, YOU'RE IT!"

Harry burst out laughing, Malfoy was so stupid!

"He hung up on me, Daddy!" Draco began to cry.

"Oh, poor baby! We'll get him back later, I promise!" (a/n: Uh oh, Lucius is turning into the opposite mom of Narcissa!)

What will happen to Harry's next victim?

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