Disclamer: Again, the Harry Potter issue, he's not mine...yet...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And I don't own Everytime We Touch, or Hips Don't Lie, and I can't remember if This New Booty is in this one but I don't own that either.
Be prepared if this one isn't as funny, cause I've been told that it wasn't. Maybe the next one will make up for it...
Deadly Game of Phone Tag Three
Percy
Harry Potter was no longer bored, but was running out of ideas to use on Malfoy and Moldy Shorts. He thought long and hard about his next victim and finally decided as marvelous idea number three hit him square in the face.
Percy Weasley was at the Ministry of Magic when the large snowy owl came down upon him with the wrapped up box that had plagued others lives unseen. The owl seemed to be on a procedure as it dropped the package on an un-expecting Percy's head, knocking his glasses off. As he scrambled around on the floor to find them, he head music coming out of the parcel. Snatching it up, he ripped off the paper around it, causing the small noise to blare.
"EVERYTIME WE TOUCH, I GET THIS FEELING! AND EVERYTIME WE KISS, I SWEAR I CAN FLY!"
Percy found that he rather enjoyed the noise, and joyfully listened to it as he retrieved his glasses (they had been under the desk). Not wanting to ruin the song, he did not open the black box, and let it play on and on.
Harry was getting annoyed by this point. He had called Percy ten minutes ago! Why wasn't it picking up? Harry sighed. He really didn't want to do this.
The ring tone for "Everytime We Touch" was still playing loudly when Harry apperated to the office. He had still not passed the test to actually have a license, but Moldy had already sworn to kill him as soon as it was his birthday, so what was the point, really?
Harry looked at Percy, expecting to see him fighting with the cello-phone (Harry giggled), but instead saw a horrific sight. Percy Weasley was dancing on top of his desk, lip syncing to the ringing cello-phone. (Harry giggled again.)
"Aren't you going to answer that?" Harry asked, thinking that he would be traumatized for life.
Percy looked up and spotted him for the first time. "What?"
"Pick up the phone," said Harry.
"What phone?"
"The phone that was in the little black box, are you going to answer it!"
"Oh! That's what it was! Yeah, sure, whatever you say."
"Thank you. Just press the GREEN button," and he disapperated back to the Dursley's.
When he arrived and stepped into the kitchen, Dudley was on the phone. Harry literally felt his eyes bulge. (a/n: that happened to meafew weeks agowhen I told Mr. Caldwel I had a thing I had to go to and couldn't go to class…scary!)
"Dudley! Get off the phone!"
"How come?"
"'Cause…I'll give you a cookie!"
"YAY!" Dudley promptly dropped the phone and snatched the cookiethat had sudenly appeared inHarry's hand. Harry hung up the phone, and redialed Percy's phone number.
The song had stopped and Percy was sad. So he had finally opened the black box, and Harry was indeed right. There was a phone in the box!
"EVERYTIME WE TOUCH-"
Percy hit the GREEN button as Harry had said.
"Hello?" Percy was one of the few that actually remembered how to use a telephone when Harry had showed his father.
"PHONE TAG, YOU'RE IT!" click.
"Hello? Are you there?" Percy, being the dimwitted person that he is, thought that Harry must have hung up the phone by accident, and went to the address book to find his number.
The addresses programmed into the phone were mostly people that Percy didn't know including: "Ferret Boy" and "Lord Moldy Shorts." The other was Harry. He selected the number and hit the GREEN button.
Harry glanced at the caller id. Big Head Boy! Harry loved the name that Fred and George had given Percy….
"Build a Bear Workshop, helping you build friends, how may I help you?" said Harry.
"Oh! I've always wanted a friend of my very own! I want a pink pony with a tutu!" exclaimed Percy, unaware to the fact that he couldn't have gotten the wrong number.
"Uh, okay, I'll see what I can do…." Harry had been unprepared for this…he must tell Ron sometime….
"Oh thank you so much! I've been friendless my whole—"
"PHONE TAG, YOU'RE IT!" click.
"Does this mean I don't get my pony?"
Draco Malfoy was staring at his cello-phone in fear. He knew Potter would call again soon…but this time he would NOT pick up! No one could make him pick up!
"YOU KNOW MY HIPS DON'T LIE AND I'M STARTIN' TO FEEL YOU BOY!"
No! He would not pick it up…but it was so annoying! "SHAKIRA! SHAKIRA!"
"Oh ------- this!" he shouted. (a/n: Apparently, Draco has foul lips as well as Moldy. Wait a second, I rated this T! I don't have to blank it out! Cool!)
"Hello?" he said, preparing for the worst.
"Yes, is this Ferret Boy?" asked an unrecognizable voice.
"NO! This is Draco Malfoy! Let me guess, Potter gave you one of these things too, uhhh," he checked the caller id, "Big Head Boy?"
"What? Did the twins tell you about that!"
"Uh, no, it's what the caller id says."
"Oh." There was silence.
"Hang on, Master is calling, hello?"
"Malfoy, have you heard from Potter at all in the last hour?"
"No, Master, I haven't. But I'm afraid he has given another cello-phone to someone."
"Very well, I shall—oh no!"
"What is it, Master?"
"Potter! He is calling!"
"Don't answer, Master! You'll never survive!"
"No! I will not be afraid of Potter!"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Yes, Potter?" said the Dork Lord.
"Oh, Harry? This is his cousin, Dudley. He gave me a cookie to call y—"there was a thump.
"PHONE TAG, YOU'RE IT!" shouted Mol—Voldemort.
"What! Oh, he's not going to get away with this!" Harry yelled.
"Can I have another cookie?"
Oh my God! Harry has been phone tagged! REVENGE!
Authurs Notes: Okay, I've been told that this one isn't as good as the last too, but hopefully the forth one will make up for it. Okay, I had to repeat my self, but now onto the wonderful reviewers!
I was very pleased on this one! You people are awesome! I'll respond to all the anon. (don't know how to spell that) reveiwers here.
n0b0dysang31: Oops, I didn't mean to kill anyone! LoL! I'm calling Snape in the next chapter!
chey: I'm glad you liked it! Yep, Snape is next!
reviewer: Yes, I am calling Snape! He seems to be rather popular in this! LoL! Bella is a good idea, but I already have the story finished, so I don't know how I would put her in! I'm sorry! Maybe I could change the epilouge, and try to do a sequal to fit her in...hmmmm. That's something to think about!
Redflower Fox:And again, for the fifth time, I tell you all that SNAPE IS THE NEXT CHAPTER! LoL! Lot's of requests for him!OMG, I wish I would've thought of Umbridge before I finished! I'll try to add her into some kind of sequal that I just discussed with reviewer (above). It would be nice for five reviews from one person, but if that happened I probably wouldn't update! LoL, of couse, maybe I would...It's never happenedon any of the other sites where they rejected this chappy and the next one!
Runaway Spirit: Wait no longer! The chappys above this! LoL!
Okay, so I had some other reviews too that weren't anon. so I already responded to them, but it would just be mean to say that they didn't review at all!
Thanks Silver Tears 11, Siobhan-Slytherin-Lady!
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