Sorry about the lack of updates, but I've just recently gotten into Bleach, and I've been taking up all my free time watching that! Here are the voting results:

Sasu/Ed: 5

Gaa/Ed: 1

Ling/Ed: 1

Thanks, hyperdude, for giving me the idea of a Ling and Sasuke battling for Ed's love. I've decided to take your idea, but who Ed ends up with of the two will be up to all you reviewers. Now it's just SasuEd and LingEd to vote for. Sorry people who wanted GaaEd, but that's what I've decided. BTW, if anyone has any ideas for any pairings, straight or yaoi, even if I haven't mentioned them, please let me know! Just, sorry, no yuri. That's all I have to say, so here's the next chapter!

Disclaimer: I don't own FMA or Naruto. But I do own a Roy plushie!


Edward Elric walked into his classroom with an anger mark over his forehead. He had gotten the same homeroom teacher as he had last year…Mustang. Ed hated Roy Mustang.

"Why do hate Mustang-sensei so much? He's not that bad," Ling told him, trying to keep him from sulking. It was only Ed and Ling now; after Winry had gotten back, she and Ran had gone off to wonder somewhere in the school.

"He's an asshole, Ling. Always giving us tons of homework…sleeping on the desk…flirting with the girls…trying to look "sexy"…he's always doing something to either be annoying or get out of doing his job. AND HE'S ALWAYS CALLING ME SHORT!" yelled Ed.

"Oi, oi, I get it already. But you really can't blame him for the last thing," added Ling, grinning.

"SHUT UP! JUST BECAUSE I DON'T LOOK 5 YEARS OLDER THEN I REALLY AM DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M SHORT! AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE SQUINTY EYES!" After saying all this, Edward calmed down and then smirked at the look of pure horror across Ling's face.

Edward then felt someone shove him out of the doorway that he was standing in and he fell to the ground. Ed immediately raced back up and grabbed the shirt of the person who had shoved him.

"Hey, what the hell do you think you're doing? Don't shove people out of the way, dumbass! You're not the kind of the world!" yelled Edward.

"But I am," chirped Ling, trying to get into the conversation. All he received was a glare from Edward that clearly said, 'Join this conversation and die."

"Well, you were in my way, so that's what I had to do in order to get into the classroom. Maybe you shouldn't stand in the doorway. And don't talk to someone that way before you've even met them," said the guy, turning around to face Edward.

Edward was about to reply when he saw the guy's face. Edward was in a state of utter shock. In Edward's eyes, it was the most beautiful face he'd ever seen. Every part of it was flawless...and the eyes just drew him in. Sure, the hair style was a bit weird, but sexy none the less. Edward felt his eyes wander to the rest of the person's body. It was a great body structure…no, perfect. He wanted to…Edward stopped himself from naughty thoughts as he felt a blush creep across his face.

Why am I thinking these thoughts? thought Edward, I just met this guy. And besides, he's a guy!

Edward snapped out of his thoughts and went back to reality when he heard a voice say, "What the hell are you staring at?"

Edward's blush got bigger and redder. "UmIwasntstaringatanythingwhywouldIbe," Edward said so quickly that the guy couldn't understand what he was saying. So, deciding to let that question go, he asked something else.

"You name."

"H-Huh?"

"What the hell's your name?"

"Ed-Edward Elric…"

"I'm Sasuke Uchiha. It looks like we're in the same class, so I'll see you around. Oh and…don't stand in doorways anymore. You don't want me to beat the crap out of you next time," after saying all this, Sasuke walked away before could Edward could even place a "scowl" across his face.


Ling had noticed Edward's reaction to seeing that guy Sasuke and felt jealousy boil inside of him.

Why am I jealous? Ed's just a friend…right?

However, Ling knew that to him, Ed was more then just a friend. For a long time, Ling knew that he had liked Ed. Of course, he never said anything, since he had always assumed that Ed liked girls. Now, seeing Edward look at another guy like that, Ling regretted waiting and was very jealous.

"Hey, chibi, let's go," Ling said.

"SHUT UP YOU UGLY FACE!"

"Excuse me for not being a sexy shrimp." Ling hoped that saying this would make Edward be a bit embarrassed, and sure enough, a blush formed on Ed's face.

"Let's just get into the classroom already," said Ed, blushing.

"Hai!"

Ling smiled and followed Ed inside the classroom.

Maybe I still have a shot after all…


Sasuke leaned against a corner of the classroom, far away from his two biggest fangirls- Sakura Haruno and Ino Yamanaka- and all their friends that also seemed to have a thing for him. Inside his mind, he recalled the incident with Edward Elric.

He was checking out my body…it's not like it's new or anything, but before now, it was just girls doing that. This time, it's a guy. That's so weird…is he gay?

Sasuke then thought about Edward's looks. He was pretty good looking. His body was nice looking…short, but still nice looking. He had a great face. Flawless…and his long hair was attracting. But his eyes…those were what really turned Sasuke on. They almost drew you in. Of course, Edward was nothing compared too…

"Oi, teme!"

There, speak of the devil.

"…Hey, dobe."

"What the hell, teme? Why've you been avoiding me? We're best friends, so we hang out!" said Naruto.

Sasuke snorted, actually like the ignoring was all part of Naruto's imagination. But the truth was, he actually had been avoiding Naruto. Ever since the incident with Neji that morning, Sasuke had felt rather uncomfortable with Naruto. Sure, he had known for a while that they had been dating, but still…knowing and seeing are completely different things.

The only reason he's even paying attention to me right now is because Neji is a senior and isn't here…thought Sasuke.


The door opened to the classroom once again. A loud voice soon filled the room.

"Quiet and sit down!" After a few minutes, everyone was ready to start class.

"Hello and welcome to Chemistry. Before we do anything, you all need to know your lab partners for the rest of the year. When I write your name on the board, please get with your partner."

Everyone watched as the first group was written on the board. It read this:

Haruno Sakura

Yamanaka Ino

The two best friends-turned-worst enemies glared and growled at each other, but still went to their table anyway because they didn't want to cause their teacher problems.

Hyuuga Hinata

Rockbell Winry

Winry's in this class? Why didn't she say hi after her and Ran…if she's in this class too…got in here? thought Edward.

Winry and Hinata went over to their table and Winry immediately starting talking with the shy Hinata.

Well, at least it looks like Win's got a good partner to work with.

Akimichi Chouji

Aburame Shino

Chouji, slightly depressed that he wasn't with his best friend Shikamaru, went over to his table where Shino already was.

Ran Fan

Inuzuka Kiba

Ran was extremely angry that she wasn't with Ling. She immediately shot a nasty glare at her partner as if it were his fault.

Why couldn't I get Ling?

Kiba also wasn't happy.

Just my luck…I'm stuck with a girl who seems to hate my guts.

Sabaku Gaara

Yao Ling

Gaara, like Ran, although his was much more frightening, sent Ling a death glare which gave poor Ling the chills.

Whoever this guy is, he won't be happy to have me as his partner, thought Gaara.

Oh great, looks like I have a murder as my partner. Well, as long as Ed doesn't get that Sasuke guy, I don't care…

The two of them walked to their table rather forcibly.

Uzumaki Naruto

Naara Shikamaru

So Naruto's got someone else…just my luck. And its Shikamaru…oh, god, they're gonna get nothing done. Well, at least he's smart, thought Sasuke.

SHIKAMARU? NANI? thought Naruto.

Great, I've got Naruto. Feh…so troublesome…thought Shikamaru.

The two walked over to their table, Naruto wearing an angry face and Shikamaru his usual Everything-Is-So-Troublesome look.

Edward Elric

Sasuke Uchiha

Edward felt a small blush creep across his face when he saw his name on the board.

I've got that basterd…that…that…that I was checking out. Damn…so embarrassing, thought Ed.

Well, looks like I've got that kid from earlier. What the hell is this? Fate? thought Sasuke.

Ling slumped in his chair next to Gaara.

Of all the people here…it just had to be that Sasuke…he thought.

Sasuke and Edward walked over to their table, Ed blushing.

Mustang…if it's possible, I officially hate you even more now…


Sorry for the crappy chapter. I tend to get Writer's Block often, and I kinda had it near the end of this chapter. I bet you were all expecting Sasuke and Edward to be together, huh? Well, next chapter is some more of the juniors, and hopefully I'll be able to fit in either the seniors or the freshmen (I doubt I'll get both). Maybe if you're lucky they'll be some of the teachers themselves too. But, like I said, this will focus more on Edward, Naruto, Sasuke, Ling, Gaara, and the other juniors. And, like I said, feel free to tell me any straight or yaoi pairing that pops in your mind. I mean, we need other pairings besides Edxsomeone, right? If it's a good one, it might show up!

Me: Ha ha ha, Edward, you have a dirty mind!

Edward: WHAT? I DO NOT? I DID NOT HAVE THOSE KINDS OF THOUGHTS ABOUT SASUKE!

Sasuke: What thoughts?

Edward: Ah…well…

Alphonse: Niisan, I can't believe you!

Edward: AL!

Ling: Looks like your growing up, chibi!

Edward: Shut the hell up, Ling!

Naruto: See you all next chapter! -