Wow, I'm already posting chapter 3! Good thing my writer's block finally ended...I'm so glad it didn't last long this time.Since I have nothing else to say, here's the next chapter!
Disclaimer: I do not own FMA or Naruto. If I did, Edward would be gay.
Edward: Dammit…why does everyone have to make me gay?
Me: Because it's cute.
Edward: DON'T CALL ME CUTE! I'M NOT A GIRL!
Ling: But she does have a point, Ed! You do kinda look like a girl.
Sasuke: You're not a girl? I thought you were a girl until I looked at your chest.
Edward: (runs after Ling and Sasuke with a chainsaw)
Gaara picked up his lunch and sat at his desk. Everyone who had desks near him immediately scooted away when they saw him coming. But Gaara didn't care. He already knew everyone hated him and they were also all afraid of him because of what happened last year with Neji.
Gaara looked over to the desk that Naruto was sitting in- obviously waiting for someone. More then anything did he wish that Naruto would come over and sit with him, but Naruto had other people he'd sit with. And besides, since when did Naruto notice Gaara? The only person Naruto really cared about was that Hyuuga brat…
"Oi, are you sitting alone? You should make some friends Gaara?" said a voice.
Gaara glared up at the all-too-familiar voice- Ling Yao. Gaara didn't particularly like Ling. He was annoying and happy all the time. But unfortunately, because of his 1st hour Mustang who had made Ling his science partner, and his 2nd hour teacher Kakashi who had Ling sit next to Gaara, he had to deal with him.
"…What do you want," asked Gaara coldly, trying to make ling get frightened and go away. Unfortunately, even though Ling had been freaked out at first, he didn't care anymore.
"I'm gonna sit here! After all, people are going to think your anti-social if you don't hang out with others!" said Ling.
I am anti-social, baka, thought Gaara.
He then saw three other people come over to wear he and Ling were. One was a guy with long golden hair pulled back in a braid, another was a girl with short black hair, and the last was a girl with long blonde hair.
"Hey, Ling, what's up? Did you make a new friend?" asked the girl with black hair. Gaara recognized that she was in his class, but couldn't remember her name. Not like he cared.
"Yep. This is Gaara Sabaku. He's my science partner!" said Ling.
Since when am I your friend? I'm not friends with anyone, thought Gaara.
"Oh yeah! That's right! Nice to meet you, Gaara. I'm Winry Rockbell," said the blonde haired girl, extending a hand for him to shake. Gaara just glared.
"I'm Ran Fan," said the black-haired girl.
"Edward Elric. Hey, what's with the love tattoo, Gaara? It's weird," said Edward.
It's because I love myself and only myself, thought Gaara.
"Oh! There's someone I want you all to meet! She's my science partner in Mustang's class," Winry said. Everyone then noticed a blue-haired girl behind Winry that had no pupils in her eyes.
That girl's related to Neji! Gaara realized.
"K-koniichiwa…I'm H-Hinata H-Hyuuga…" she said nervously.
"I'm Ran Fan!"
"Edward Elric."
"Ling Yao!"
"…Gaara Sabaku."
"N-Nice to meet you all…" replied Hinata.
And with that, all of them sat down and started to eat their lunch. Of course, it wasn't long until they had another interruption.
"Hey, chibi. I have nowhere else to sit, so I'm sitting here, ok?" said the voice.
Ling recognized that voice as soon as he heard it. It was a voice that he hated and made jelousy boil inside of him…
Sasuke Uchiha…
"DON'T CALL ME CHIBI!" shouted an enraged Edward.
"But you are short," replied Sasuke.
"SHUT UP! WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO INSULT ME ABOUT MY HEIGHT? IT IS AMUSING OR SOMETHING?" yelled Edward.
"Actually, it is," replied Ling.
Edward glared at Ling, and then at Sasuke with glares that said, 'You two are SO DEAD'
Before Ed could commit murder, a voice interrupted them.
"Oi, teme! Can I sit with you?"
Ling noticed Sasuke's body stiff when he saw the person.
This guy…does Sasuke like him or something? Ling sure hoped he did. Because if he did, Sasuke wouldn't go after Edward.
Sasuke's body stiffed and his heart leapt. A small blush emerged on his face.
Naruto…
Sasuke cursed his luck. All day, he had been trying to avoid Naruto, and now that he had gone to the trouble of sitting with these people he didn't even know just to avoid Naruto again, Naruto had come over and sat next to him anyway.
Naruto put his desk right between Sasuke's and Gaara's.
"Teme, stop avoiding me! We're friends, and friends don't avoid each other!" said Naruto.
Before Sasuke could stop himself, he blurted out, "The only reason you're hanging out with me right now is because Neji isn't here, right?"
Naruto raised an eyebrow and then gave Sasuke an angry expression, saying, "What? What's all this got to do with Neji? Do you have a problem with him or something? Why can't I date Neji?"
"It's because Neji doesn't deserve you," Sasuke said, and then his eyes widened at what he said.
As soon as Naruto arrived, he had been listening to his and Sasuke's conversation. He had feared the worst. And after Sasuke said that to Naruto, Edward was right about Sasuke thinking of Naruto as more then a friend.
Sasuke…he likes Naruto?
Why…why do I feel so jealous?
I just met Sasuke; it's not like I could develop feelings for him or anything…
…right?
Edward noticed that everyone else was listening in too. He noticed that Ling was particularly keen to know about all this.
Why's Ling so interested? Does he like Sasuke, Naruto, or this Neji guy? Or…is it someone else?
"Wha-What do you mean by that, teme? We're just friends!" said Naruto, confused.
God, that guy's blind.
"I…nothing Naruto…" replied Sasuke.
"Teme…!"
"It doesn't matter. Just go and make out with Neji or do whatever else you guys do. I don't give a shit." After Sasuke said this, he walked out of the room, leaving his lunch behind.
"Teme…"
Edward narrowed his eyes.
I don't know if you really like this Naruto guy or not…but I sure as hell am gonna find out…
Edward walked out of the room after Sasuke.
Gaara thought about all that had just happend.
Great...it looks like the Uchiha likes Naruto...just what I need, another rival...
He then thought about Edward.
It looks like that kid likes Sasuke though...maybe I can set those two up, and then I'll have one rival down.
Gaara started making plans in his head. He was now determined to set up Sasuke and Edward. After all, how would he ever get Naruto if he had so many rivals?
Iruka sighed as he walked into the Teacher's Lounge. He knew just by looking at his students that this was going to be an interesting year…
As soon as he sat down, he heard someone sit down next to him.
"Yo, Iruka," said the man.
Iruka blushed when he saw him. He didn't know that his boyfriend taught the juniors too!
"Ka-Kakashi!" said Iruka.
"So you've got juniors too. They're a handful, aren't they?"
"Y-Yeah…"
Kakashi eyed Iruka oddly.
"Iruka, there's no reason to still be so nervous around me. We've been dating for a while now..." said Kakashi.
Iruka blushed when Kakashi said this. Even though what Kakashi said was true, Iruka couldn't help but get nervous when it came to love…
After this, they ate their lunch in silence, much to Kakashi's displeasure.
I won't settle for this kind of relationship…I don't care if it's at our job or not, but we still need to act like a couple…
So, Kakashi decided that it was time to turn things up a notch.
"Iruka?"
"Huh? What is it Kak-mmrph!"
Iruka's entire face grew red as Kakashi smashed his lips against the other's. Kakashi smirked on the inside as Iruka closed his eyes and let Kakashi take over. Kakashi was about to do more he heard a voice.
"Um, did I interrupt something?"
Now out of the trance Kakashi had put on him, Iruka looked up, blushing out of embarrassment of the person who had just entered the room- Cain Fuery, who looked horrified.
"Um, no, sorry, you can go ahead and-" but Iruka didn't finish, because there was no reason to- Fuery had already left the room.
Aw, fluff at the end! I love the KakaIru pairing! And sorry if the fluff sucks; I'm not that good at writing it! Next chapter coming soon! Some fighting over Edo, senior class chaos, and hopefully some more kiss scenes! Till then, bye bye!
Edward: Why does everyone fight over me?
Me: Because your cute, thats why.
Edward: WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP CALLING ME CUTE?
Ling: Because you are, that's why.
Edward: blushes LING, SHUT UP
Sasuke: Cute? More like short to me.
Edward: (punches Sasuke)
Sakura, Ino, and other fangirls: ELRIC!
Edward: (runs away from fangirls)
Hinata: Um...well...see you all next chapter...