Alright, for those of you who read this, which i doubt anyone does, but i still post it up, here's chappie 5, and sorry it took so long! It's here! OH YES! and I assume that Inubaka's not wearing any underwear, so he gets a pretty funny/ unexpected trick pulled on him.
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Kagome looked at the two, seemingly out of place with their halloween costumes on. "So...you're from America?" she asked, interested.
"Yup! There, and nowhere else!" A stupid smile spread across David's face.
"Well no duh!" said Malina as she swapped him across the head.
"OW! that hurt..." he rubbed his head, eyes closed as he winced. "Meanie..." he muttered, then went off to inspect Inuyasha. He looked him up and down, then pulled on his kimono to see it. He kept on circling Inuyasha, which seemed to get more and more annoying every time he circled.
Inuyasha couldn't take it anymore. "WHAT THE HELL'RE YOU DOING!"
"Just looking at ya'. Why, you wanna fight?" He smirked with challenge in his eyes, and expected Inuyasha to literally tackle him, but he didn't.
Inuyasha just turned around and "Feh'd" for the group to hear. "I'd beat you weak human in no time! I don't want to waste it on you!" This time it was his turn to swivel around and smirk at David.
"Inuyasha, don't let your head get so big, I might just have to pop it like a balloon!" David motioned like he was popping an invisible balloon.
"Shut-up, will ya!" Inuyasha snapped.
They stopped their verbal battle when they heard giggles and snickers. They both turned around to the rest of the gang, who was laughing at how funny it seemed that Inuyasha wasn't attacking, just throwing the best come-backs he could at David. The only one who wasn't laughing at the two of them was Kirara, who was busying herself with a butterfly.
"Forget it..." said Inuyasha. He turned around, his face a slight red from embarrassment and rage towards David.
David sighed. "Well, what now?"
"I Unno...I guess we go home?"
"But which way's home?"
Malina gave a hard stare in all directions around her, and noticed it all had looked the same. "Aw, crap!"
Kagome watched them. "You can come with us!" she offered.
"THE HELL! No they can't!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Inuyasha!"
"Uh-oh.."
"SIT BOY!"
THUD!
This time it had been Kagome, not an imitation. Inuyasha laid face-first on the ground, mumbling like he didn't want to get up, till David kicked him in the ribs. He offered a hand to Inuyasha, who growled and turned around, picking himself up. "No thanks!" He sprinted forward near Miroku and Shippo with clear embarrasment, while the girls slowed down to talk to David and Malina.
"So...You seem pretty tough" said Sango, who was watching David, as was everyone else.
A slight giggle came from Malina "So he says..."
"HEY! IT'S TRUE!"
Sango and Kagome laughed. "I think we'll enjoy your company, but it might take some time for Inuyasha to get used to you..." Kagome sighed. Why did he have to be so stupid? Oh well.
A slight devilish smile spread across David's face. Malina looked at him. Uh-oh...she knew that look. He only did that when he thought of really evil pranks.
"Some time?" questioned Malina when she saw the look. "More like forever."
Sango heard her, then tilted her head some. "What?"
"Oh! nothing...you'll find out soon enough..."
Sango just shrugged, and looked ahead. David realized then that his bag of candy was getting heavy. "Malina...this bag's kinda heavy..." he whined, giving a struggle to keep the large bag from dragging on the ground.
Malina groaned, then looked at Sango. If she could manage the hiraikutso, then this bag would be nothing. "Hey, Sango...can you carry this? "
Sango nodded "Sure!"
"Hey look, a village." Said Kagome, as she pointed ahead. Sure enough, there was a village.
"YAY! FOOD!" shouted David and Malina in unison, completly scaring the hell out of Kagome and Sango. Both the girls frowned at the pair of Americans. Did they eat ALL the time, or were they starved, since they were yelling out like that.
Kagome remembered something then. "Hey, what's your names?"
"I'm Ma...I mean Aya, and this is Shuno"
Kagome smiled. "Alright then, Aya, Shuno!"
They reached the village, then took a hut. While they were waiting for food, David pulled out a piece of paper and pencil. He wrote something down and handed it to Malina. She read it silently to herself: Plan...Ice + Down Inu's shirt. Freezing cold. MUAHAHA!
She shook her head. More trouble. They left to go eat, and after everyone ate, they all seemed tired. "I'm going to bed." said Sango. "May i join you?" It was none other than, yeah, you guessed. Miroku. A loud slap sounded through the village. "Alright, i get it" said Miroku, getting his own bed.
Malina looked at the ceiling, then realized something. "WE GOTTA GET HOME!" A few seconds after she said that, a black hole portal thing popped up, sucking Malina and David in. Inuyasha was the only one to see this. Shippo and Kirara had fallen asleep even before Sango and Miroku, and Inuyasha was the only one up.
"The hell?" he mumbled and frowned, too confused to say more. He looked down, seeing the paper David left. He picked it up, getting even more confused. It was in english, so he didn't understand it.
"I'm going to bed..." grumbled Inuyasha. "I've had enough."
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Back with Malina and David...
"We landed back infront of the well? That's a little confusing. I didn't even know that's how we'd get back." She looked at the street. They ran down it, reaching her house. It was empty. "Good..." Malina gave a sigh of relief. "They're not here..." She put her candy down, then realized David didn't have his, she quickly pushed it to the side so he wouldn't notice, then took her shoes off. "Anyone else tired? " she asked. They got up the stairs. Malina put down a few blankets and a pillow for David on the floor after they got their PJ's on, then turned on the space heater, jumping into bed. "G'night!" she said. She clapped her hands, and the light went out. She waited for a reply, then heard him snoring. "Well that was quick..." she said, then turned around, slowly drifting off to sleep.
BEEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEEEEP!
Malina hit the snooze button, then sat up straight in bed. Meeting Inuyasha last night. Was it just a dream? She looked at David's spot, but it was empty. She frowned. Sliding down the stair rail, she jumped off, then heard a sound in the kitchen. It was David, pulling out ice from the ice box and putting it into a bag.
"WHAT are you DOING?" she asked.
"Remember that plan last night?"
She nodded. Obviously, it wasn't a dream.
" Then let's get going! Get dressed, then we leave. "
Malina looked at him. He was already dressed. She ran upstairs and got her clothes on, then they left. They found the street and the forest again, not to mention the well. This time they jumped in, not fell.
When they climbed out, they were in the village.
"That's strange...it popped up where the hut was..." exclaimed David. They walked inside, noticing everyone was up. Inuyasha was the first to notice.
"So it wasn't a nightmare?" he groaned.
Kagome looked at them. "Where'd you go?" Malina explained about the portal thing, and Inuyasha listened, no one noticed what David was doing. He went up behind Inuyasha, and dumped the whole bag of ice down the back of his shirt.
"YEEEEEEEEKK!" Inuyasha shrieked (A/N: never thought you'd hear that?) "WHAT IS IT! WHAT IS IT! IT'S IN MY SHIR----!" He cut short when the ice moved from his shirt to his pants. "YAAAAAAH!" he ran around in circles, the ice melting and leaving puddles everywhere. The whole group burst out laughing.
"THAT'S WHAT YA GET FOR GOIN COMMANDO!" yelled David. Inuyasha looked like he was doing the chicken dance. After the ice melted, inuyasha lied motionless on the ground, completly numb from the ice. David poked him with a stick. "See guys...this is what happens when you take too many sleeping pills!"
Inuyasha grumbled. "Whatever..."
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