Disclaimer: Though I don't own Inuyasha, I do own David and Malina...Too bad they're worthless, huh?
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Recap:
Kagome looked at them. "Where'd you go?" Malina explained about the portal thing, and Inuyasha listened, no one noticed what David was doing. He went up behind Inuyasha, and dumped the whole bag of ice down the back of his shirt.
"YEEEEEEEEKK!" Inuyasha shrieked (A/N: never thought you'd hear that?) "WHAT IS IT! WHAT IS IT! IT'S IN MY SHIR----!" He cut short when the ice moved from his shirt to his pants. "YAAAAAAH!" he ran around in circles, the ice melting and leaving puddles everywhere. The whole group burst out laughing.
"THAT'S WHAT YA GET FOR GOIN COMMANDO!" yelled David. Inuyasha looked like he was doing the chicken dance. After the ice melted, inuyasha lied motionless on the ground, completly numb from the ice. David poked him with a stick. "See guys...this is what happens when you take too many sleeping pills!"
Inuyasha grumbled. "Whatever..."
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"So, Shuno? When did you think of that plan" Kagome asked David.
"Yes, please tell us when you thought of that." That was Sango.
David, being the completly stupid idiot that he was, forgot his "replacement" name. Malina shoved him in the ribs, coughing, then said "Yeah, SHUNO! When did you think of it?"
"Oh! When?" He scooted in closer as if to avoid Inuyasha's ears. "Yesterday, on the way to the village. It just popped into my head. I had to do it!"
"Yup, when he gets an idea, he has to do it. He might just go crazy otherwise."
"Well, at least he can't hear us..." David jerked his head in the direction of Inuyasha.
Inuyasha grumbled, clenching his fists. "I can too hear you!" He came over and swung his fist at David.
David ducked, making Inuyasha miss by a mile. He chuckled. "Whoops, looks like you almost hit me on accident there." He grinned, toying with Inuyasha was going to be fun. Inuyasha thew a punch down at where David was sitting, and at the same time, David turned and bent, saying "Ooh! Something shiny!" Once more, Inuyasha missed, hitting the floor instead. "Oh, you shouldn't fall like that. See what you did to the poor floor? You punched a hole right through it!" He wiped the shiny thing on his shirt, stood up, and headed towards the door.
"Why you little..!" Inuyasha got up, then jumped at David, aiming to tackle him. "YARGH!" BAM! David had "tripped" just in time. He rolled over on his back almost as soon as he had hit the floor, then sat up. "How strange, Inuyasha. We tripped at the same time!" David gave Inuyasha one of his most innocent smiles he could, which only made Inuyasha (the one who had run into the wall) even more pissed off.
Malina stared at David in suprise as Inuyasha sat on the ground, rubbing his head after it had made it's meeting with the wall. A large lump was forming. Malina giggled, then got up and ran out after David. "WHEEE!" She tackled him to the ground.
"YEEK!" David hit the ground, making a cloud of dust rise up, and he coughed. Half from the dust, and half from getting the wind knocked out of him.
"Aw. Why'd you get tackled by me? I thought you could dodge." She poked David in the head a couple times, and he got up and dusted himself off.
"I wasn't expecting you to come after me, y'know?" He frowned at Malina.
"You suprised me, you know that, right? I wasn't expecting you to be able to do that. Dodging Inuyasha and stuff." She smiled and poked him in the head once more, and he pushed her hand away.
"I told you I could beat him in a fist to fist fight, didn't I?" He casually rose an eyebrow, giving a small chuckle.
"Yup!" She looked foward, then spotted a river. Laughing, she ran and jumped into it. "Eh?" David looked at the water, bent over so his face was only a few inches above the river. Bubbles rose to the surface, and he began to panic. "Malina? Malina? Answer me!" He looked around, still not spotting her. "AAAH!" He yelled in alarm as a wet arm rose from the surface, grabbed the collar to his shirt, and pulled him in. PLOOSH! He gasped, snorting as he rose to the surface and trying to get the water out of his nose. He coughed, dragging himself onto the bank, and Malina effortlessly pulled herself up next to him, laughing.
"Are you trying to kill me!" He yelled at Malina, waving his arms around and looking like a wet dog, the way his hair was plastered to his head.
Malina stared at him with a blank face for a few seconds, then blurted out in laughter and rolled on the ground. "YOU LOOK SO FUNNY! And man, you shoulda seen your face when I pulled you in. Ahahahah!"
"Kyuh?" David looked at his clothes, then looked at Malina. "Oh yeah? You don't look to hot yourself!" He lifted up her flat, wet hair, laughing. She frowned for a second, then started laughing. "Yeah, guess you're right! C'mon, let's head back to the hut and see if we can get some dry clothes."
They were about to enter the hut when a demon with white, black spotted hair and cat ears came randomly out of the blue saying "I'M THE CAT DEMON NANSHI! and I've new news for you" She paused then looked around insainely "I'm high off catnip!" After whispering that in David's ear, Nanashi flopped on the ground and started to roll and laugh at the same time.
David and Malina looked at the cat demon that now rolled in front of them, both raising an eyebrow and chuckling, and at the same time, Inuyasha ran out of the hut. "You! DEMON! What do you want?"
Nanashi sat up, yelling "I WANT YOUR TURQUOISE MUFFINS!" She looked at the top of his head. "OOOOOH!" She tackled him, then started to yank on his ears, saying "I have the same ones, only on the side of my head, and cat-like." Then she collapsed on Inuyasha's chest, and fell asleep.
"Eh? Uh. Kagome? Someone help?" Inuyasha had a look that seemed mixed with both confusion and helplessness. Kagome, Sango, and Miroku came outside. Miroku, of course, had to come and look Nanashi over. "Now how did that happen Inuyasha? A female demon falling asleep on your chest?" He got a devious smile on his face, then whispered behind his hand "You sly dog, I can never get that close with Sango."
"Eh! What! No that's not what happened. I don't even know this demon!" He started to push her off, and Sango and Miroku helped. Kagome just stood by the door to the hut, fuming with anger. 'He's probably lieing! That's worse than Miroku and his womanizing' She stamped her foot on the ground, and when Inuyasha stood up, she yelled out "Sit boy!"
"Nyeh!" Inuyasha slammed into the ground. "KAGOME! I didn't even do anything!"
"Yeah, you had her fall asleep on your chest...I bet that was on purpose!"
"Actually, he's right. He didn't do anything. She whispered to me that she was high off catnip, then tackled Inuyasha and started yanking on his ears. And then, she just fell asleep. On his chest. Without warning." David looked at Nanashi, who now slept soundly on the ground with her tail wrapped around her.
"Yeah, and I'm suprised that I can still hear." Inuyasha's face held an annoyed look as he rubbed his soft ears.
"Oh? Really? Hehehehe" Kagome sweatdropped 'Well it wouldn't have been the first he had another girl with him. He's always wanting Kikyo anyways. Wait, what am I talking about! I'm acting like I love him, and I don't...do I?' She sighed.
"Well...we can't just leave her here, can we?" David poked Nanashi with a stick until Malina hit him across the head.
"OW! Why do you keep hitting me?"
"Cause 1, you're poking her, 2, you're stupid, and 3, it's fun. But you're right, I guess we should bring her inside. Sango?" She turned and looked at Sango. "Can you help me pick her up?" Sango and Malina picked Nanashi up and headed inside the hut. They placed her down on a mat. "Where do you think she came from?" Malina looked at Nanashi. There hadn't been anyone in show who looked like this. Unless she had missed an episode. Which she knew she hadn't.
"She said she was a cat-demon? Hmmm..." Sango looked at the demon, trying to figure her out. "There are cat-demon clans that have scattered themselves throughout the land. Kind of like Kouga and his wolves. But I don't know which clan she's from." Malina sighed, then stood up and went outside. Inuyasha had his arms crossed, his back turned to Kagome, grumbling something about the stupid necklace around his neck. David was at the river, obviously having a good time trying to catch fish. A big one landed in his hands, and he yelped in fright at the slimy thing that now flopped on the ground infront of him, and his pushed it back into the water with his foot. "Shuno! Come here!"
"Huh? Oh!" David ran up to Malina, wiping his hands on his shirt. He smelt his hands, scrunched his nose, then smelt his shirt and groaned. "Great...now I smell like fish. What was it you wanted?"
"Sango says she doesn't know which clan the demon is from. We should wait till she wakes up. Maybe she can travel with us, if Inuyasha doesn't disagree."
"Hey? What's going on?" Everyone turned around to see Shippo and Kirara. Shippo had a boquet of flowers in his hands and had one with a long stem tied around Kirara's neck.
"Oh Shippo? You were gone?" Sango had come out of the hut.
"There's a cat-demon inside that hut. She supposidly fell asleep on Inuyasha's chest because she was high off catnip. At least, that's what Shuno says. She's asleep right now though. Aya and Shuno brought her into the hut." Kagome smiled at Shippo, and Malina and Sango nodded.
"Oh? Really? Where's she from?"
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Dum-dum-dum...okay. Yeah. So a new charrie is added. Nanashi! all because of my friend. Who typed in her catnip part and when Nanashi enters... when she spent the night. So yeah. I decided to keep it. Nanashi...are you reading this? R&R everyone!