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Chapter 11

Lorelai and Rory are driving to Friday night dinner.

Lorelai: so how are things with spawn of Satan?

Rory: good, I think he's looking forward to meeting you this weekend.

Lorelai: so... can I have some fun with him, you know scare him.

Rory: I'll say no but you will any way so what's the point.

Lorelei: ahh you know me all to well.

Rory: that I do.

They pulled into the driveway and braced themselves for Emily. They rang the doorbell and came inside.

Emily: Rory, how nice it is to see you. Emily took Rory under her arm and lead her into the pallor, leaving Lorelei alone.

Lorelei: I'm fine mother how are you... She walked into the pallor also.

Emily: so Rory how is your love life?

Rory: excuse me?

Lorelei: mom, hello just pounced on her there didn't ya.

Emily: well I'm just curious, after she hasn't mentioned anything so how am I supposed to know?

Rory: umm it's ok Grandmom I am actually seeing someone.

Long pause

Emily: well who, who is he.

Rory: oh... Well he name is Tristan Dugrey.

Emily: Dugrey, oh we know the Dugrey's .

Lorelai: well that's just grand.

Emily: Lorelai.

Lorlai: sorry. Lorelai then took a giant sip of her martini.

Emily: oh well he has to come to dinner, is tomorrow ok?

Rory: oh well. Rory pleaded for help from her mother.

Lorali: oh ummm mom maybe it's a little sort notice ya know.

Rory: yes... yes short notice.

Emily: well one of you could have told me earlier and then it wouldn't have been short noticed but now it is so you both have to deal with it tomorrow it is.

Lorelai: but mom.

Emily: not buts it's final.

2 hours later Rory was back at her dorm searching for Tristan.

Rory: Paris... Tristan... where's Tristan.

Paris: in the shower geez what are you smoking? your going a mile a minute here. Just the Rory heard the water shut off, she rushed into the bathroom, with her hand over her eyes.

Rory: put a towel on cause I have to talk to you.

Tristan: are you sure Mare?

Rory: Tristan!

Tristan: ok, ok you can open your eyes now. What's up?

Rory: you have to meet my Grandmother.

Tristan: so what's with the freak out?

Rory: did you not hear me! You have to meet my Grandmother!

Tristan: ok I'm still not seeing the reason for the freak out here.

Rory: oh the freak out is because you have to meet Emily and the judgmental conga line that goes around in her head on a daily basis.

Tristan was getting a headache from this particular rant. So he did the only thing he knew to make her shut up, he kissed her. He pulled away and said...

Tristan: ok calm down. It's no big deal. So I meet your Grandmother, you already gave me the rules for your mom this weekend so I'll just follow them.

Rory: no! No no no no no no ! Exactly the opposite, pour on that Dugrey charm of your's, enough that it'll make me puke but she'll love it, you may risk my mother taunting you for the rest of your life, but it's the only way you'll survive Emily

Again with the headaches, again he stopped her the only way he knew how, then pulled away.

Rory: ok rant over now, I need some coffee. She ran into the kitchen to get some leaving Tristan in the bathroom.

Tristan: oh yeah cause your really lacking in the caffeine department right now.

TBC

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