At a therapist's office Ezekiel was ending a session with his therapist for the day.
Therapist: okay Ezekiel that's enough for today but could you please bring your parents in to speak with me
Ezekiel: sure thing
Ezekiel's parents walk into the office and sit on the couch.
Ezekiel's Mom: what is it you want to talk to us about
Therapist: well, your son seems to be suffering from an anti-social life am I correct
Ezekiel's Dad: well yes, we do need him to help us on our farm which means we have had to home-school him
Therapist: here's the thing he needs to interact with other people his age not just farm animals
Ezekiel's Mom: well, what can we do
Therapist: well, there's a new tv show where kids his age compete for money, so if you created an audition tape for him, this could solve his social problems and if he's lucky your financial problems but it's your choice
Ezekiel's Dad: well, we will defiantly talk to him about it
Later back Smythe Farms the family is sitting down to a meal.
Ezekiel's Mom: son your therapist suggested something that could help you
Ezekiel: what exactly
Ezekiel's Dad: well, a tv show is offering the chance for teens like you to star in it
Ezekiel: really
Ezekiel's Mom: yes, so if you make an audition tape for the show, they might pick you to be on it
Ezekiel: oh, this I got to try-out (he leaves)
Ezekiel's Dad: well at least he took that well
The next day Ezekiel and his father got a recording camera and went outside to make an audition.
(Audition)
Ezekiel: is it on (his dad nods) ok watch this guy's I'm gonna bag me a big old moose
He blows his moose kazoo and then sees and hears a ruffling in a bush near the apple orchid, he then grabs his bow and arrow and shoots at the bush. Then his mother pops out the bush screaming in pain whilst the arrow is lodged in her arm
Ezekiel: mom (said concerningly) MOM! (said even more concerningly) oh shoot I'm SORRRRY!
(End of Audition)
Soon an ambulance came to collect his mom to take her to a hospital, when they got her on the stretcher he looked back at her husband and son in anger.
Ezekiel's Dad: get well soon Hun
Ezekiel: bye mom (she still remained angry at them as the ambulance drove off) what about the tape
Ezekiel's Dad: may as well send it anyway
Later Ezekiel rode his bike down to the post office and handed in a package with the tape.
Ezekiel: I hope they accept me because that prize money could be the only thing to win mom's love back.