-1Tails was piloting his spaceship the Blue Typhoon. He and his friends were traveling the galaxy to find the Chaos emeralds before these aliens called the Metarex do. Normally he wouldn't care for such things and was more busy trying to kill that sidekick-replacing bastard Chris Thorndyke but this was different. This was for LOVE!
Of course, this time he was sure that the other person loved him the way he loved her. Sonic never digged bisexuals, Amy never returned his phone calls, Cream was a totally slut, and don't get him started with 'aunt' Sally!
Oh wait, wrong Sonic series, hehe……..
Just then, an automatic door opened behind Tails. He turned to see none other than his new love, Cosmo. He loved everything about her. Her beauty, her voice, her personality, her intelligence, not to mention that huge ass!
Yes, she has a huge ass! 4Kids edited it out or something.
"Hi Tails" Cosmo said in her calm and quiet voice "everyone is asleep, you should probably go to bed." The fox just nodded, not knowing what to say. Actually, he did have something to ask, but was wondering how to tell it her. He decided he was going to first have a long discussion with Cosmo before asking her, have a few hints so it doesn't come unexpected, and most importantly make it sound gentleman-like.
"Hey sweet-thang wanna have underage buttsecks?" Tails blurted out.
Cosmo was shocked at Tails' question. The fox wondered if he did something wrong. Cosmo's mouth soon changed from a open wided to a smile. "Yes, I'd love to" she replied. Tails himself smiled and both went into a bedroom.
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"UH UHH UHHHHHH! OH YES MOAN OH YEAH BABY! OOOOH OOOOOOH OH OOOOOOH! AH OH UH AH OOOOOH! ERR ERR ERR ERR! AHHHH AHHHH! MOAN GROAN UHH! GASP I THINK I'M TO AHHHHHHHHHHH! FROGGY? ARE YOU IN THERE!"
Nine months later……
Everybody was back home. Basically the Metarex couldn't beat a fucking gang of talking animals and some human kid who's really an adult but became a kid again for some reason. In other words, the Metarex got their asses kicked and all Chaos emeralds where back to where they belong, random bonus stages!
Meanwhile, Tails and his new wife Cosmo were at the hospital. "Push, Cosmo, push!" said Tails to his pregnant wife, ready to give birth. She took deep breaths and tried to get let the being in her stomach lose to the world. "You can do it Cosmo" the fox shouted "I think I see something!" She continued pushing, and with a cry of pain a small creature came out.
"Froggy!" Big said as he held the frog "I knew you were in there!" Both of them left, and Tails was confused as shit. "Wait a minute" Tails wondered "if you're pregnant and that was Froggy, then where is the baby?" Just then, a Chestburster from Aliens came out of Tails' torso. "Mama!" it cooed to Cosmo. Both mother and infant snuggled with each other as the fox corpse attracted flies.
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