The intro shows multiple clips from different Pokémon and Loud House episodes

I wanna be the very best

Like no one ever was

To catch them is my real test

To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land

Searching far and wide

Teach Loudémon to understand

The power that's inside

Loudémon (Gotta catch 'em all), it's you and me

I know it's my destiny

(Loudémon) Oh, you're my best friend

In a world we must defend

Loudémon (Gotta catch 'em all), a heart so true

Our courage will pull us through

You teach me, and I'll teach you

Loudémon Gotta catch 'em all!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Lo-udé-mon!

The intro ends with Ash throwing a Poké Ball before a title that says "Loudémon" appears on screen.

The scene opens up with a view of the Tower and Ash and his friends standing in front of it.

Narrator: "Last time, Ash and his friends traveled to the Loudémon Tower in Lavender Town. His mission, to capture the Mortician Loudémon he needs to defeat the psychic Loudémon of Sabrina! Ash had a high flying adventure and made some new friends. The Mortician Loudémon hated to see Ash go so Haiku decided to follow Ash to Saffron City. Now Ash is ready to face Sabrina in the biggest Loudémon showdown of his life!"

Ash: "We made it Lincoln!"

Lincoln: "Totally."

Ash: "And this time, I know we're gonna win. Right, Brock?"

Brock: "Uh,If you say so."

Ash: "What's the matter?"

Lincoln: "Is something bothering you?"

Brock: "Uh, think I'm allergic to ghosts. Kind of feel sort of dizzy."

Ash: "You're not scared are you?"

Misty: "Please! He couldn't be afraid of such a cute little girl."

Haiku hugs Misty while Brock backs up bit.

Brock: "Cute! Right!"

Haiku touches her face, paralyzing her which made Ash shocked.

Misty: "She just crossed the cute line."

She falls down now paralyzed.

Ash: "Haiku! You paralyzed her!"

Haiku: "Oh my gosh, I do sincerely apologize for that! (Sobs) Please don't be mad at me."

Ash: "Hey, Haiku, it's not really big a deal!"

She stops and turns around to show that she was laughing

Haiku: "Well, I can agree on that."

Ash: "Haiku.."

Haiku: "Yes?"

Ash: "..In Saffron City there's a trainer named Sabrina who uses psychic Loudémon. Mortician Loudémon are strong against psychic Loudémon, right? Will you help me defeat her?"

Haiku: "Sure, I can help you out with that."

Ash: "Yes! That Marsh Badge is as good as mine!"

The gang were now at the gym as he prepared to get ready for the rematch.

Ash's thoughts: "That Sabrina sure showed us up last time. (Scene cuts to a flashback from the last battle) She made Lincoln and me look like a joke."

The scene goes back to the present.

Ash: "This time the joke's on her! (Notices Misty, Brock and Lincoln are not with him) Hey, Brock? Misty?"

They were holding up signs to say good luck.

Misty: "Now, go give it your best shot, Ash!"

Brock: "Yeah, let us now how it turns out!"

Lincoln: "We'll be waiting out here."

Ash: "Stop goofing around! Aren't you guys even coming in with me?"

Misty: "Last time she wanted to play with us and pretended we were her bowling pins, remember?"

The scene cuts to another flashback where the Child Sabrina rolled a ball towards them before fading back to the present.

Brock: "And she almost bowled a strike."

Ash: "Now that I've got Haiku that won't happen again."

Brock: "I wouldn't be to sure Ash. What if Haiku's the one who's controlling you?"

Ash: "Me and Haiku are pals!"

Haiku: "Of course we are! I wouldn't be controlling him at all."

Misty: "Haiku isn't worried at all!"

Brock: "S-she's pretty confident!"

Lincoln: "Your right on that."

Ash: "You've got nothing to worry about! With Haiku on my side, I'm guaranteed to win that badge! Now wish me luck!"

Misty & Brock: (in unison) "Good Luck!"

Ash brings out Lana, Lisa, and Lola to cheer him on.

Ash: "Lana!"

Lana: "Let's go!"

Ash: "Lisa!"

Lisa: "Ready to roll!"

Ash: "Lola!"

Lola: "Time for a makeover!"

Ash: "Are you all ready to face Sabrina?"

Lola, Lana & Lisa: (in unison) "Yes we are!"

Haiku: "Let's go inside!"

They were now inside the stadium and Ash demands a rematch.

Ash: "Sabrina, I've come back here to your gym to demand a rematch!"

Child Sabrina: "Another battle? Even after my Dirk beat up your Lincoln during the last match? You don't have a chance!"

Ash: "This time you won't have it so easy!"

Child Sabrina: "If you lose, you'll have to play with me again!"

She floats her way towards the arena and brings out Dirk.

Sabrina: "Go Dirk!"

Dirk: "Well well well, look who's back."

Ash: "And I choose as my Loudémon, Haiku! Go, Haiku!"

Sabrina: "So, you captured a Mortician Loudémon, did you? (Haiku was nowhere to be seen) Where is she?"

Dirk: "Huh, maybe she decided to chicken out or something."

Ash: "Uh, Haiku? Hey, Haiku, where'd you go? Will Haiku please report to the floor!"

Brock: "Looks like the Mortician Loudémon got spooked."

Misty: "Haiku is not the most dependable Loudémon in the world."

Lisa: "Based on my calculations, it seems that this Haiku girl has eventually decided to forfeit this battle so I'm afraid we are officially doomed."

Lincoln: "Yep! I agree with both of you!"

Ash: "Haiku!"

He was now depressed that Haiku was gone.

Sabrina: "Enough stalling! Send out your Loudémon at once! Or you'll all go back to the toy box!"

Brock: "Great! Back where we started!"

Misty: "Forget Haiku, send out another one!"

Ash: "Right! Lincoln, you!"

Lincoln: "Oh heck no. I'm not going out there!"

Ash: "Lincoln? Lana, Lola, Lisa!"

Lana: "I hate to say this but if I go out there I'll just go through the same fate he did!"

Lola: "Oh, I just remembered I have a pageant to attend, so I'm just gonna get going and I'll see you once I'm done, Bye!" (Runs away)

Lisa: "I'm afraid that I'm gonna have to forfeit as I'm not strong enough to battle him."

Ash: "You won't help me?"

Sabrina appears behind Ash furiously

Sabrina: "Well, are you ready yet?"

Ash: "Yeah, just a sec."

Sabrina: "The battle will begin now!"

Ash: "Urgh! I quit! Run!"

Sabrina: "Quit?"

Ash: "Run for it!"

Lincoln, Lana & Lisa: "Right!"

They run out of the gym

Misty: "Hey, wait for us!"

Brock: "Hurry!"

Misty and Brock follow behind

Child Sabrina: "It's fun to catch them!"

She then seals the doors shut as Ash was nearly there.

Ash: "The exit! Lola wait up!"

Unfortunately , the doors were shut tight and Ash was trapped in the gym

Lola: "Dang it. We were close to getting out of here!"

Lisa: "It seems that we aren't getting out of this mess."

Brock: "We're trapped!"

The Child Sabrina appears and then turns Misty and Brock into dolls.

Ash: "Hey, Brock! Misty! (Sees them fall to the ground) Oh, they're dolls!"

Lana: "I'm scared, Lola! Hold my hand!"

Lola: "I'm scared too. I don't want to end up as a doll!"

Lisa: "Let's not panic. I'm sure we can find another way out of here!"

Lincoln: "Guys, calm down. I'm sure we'll get out of here!"

Child Sabrina: "Now I'm going to turn all of you into dolls!"

Lincoln: "Or not!"

Lisa: "Now would be a good time to PANIC!"

Lincoln, Lola, Lana & Lisa hid behind Ash

Ash: "Hey, take it easy! Please, wait! (The man appears in front of Ash) Hey, where did you come from?"

Man: "Sometimes you've got to retreat to win! Teleportation!"

He teleports him out of the Gym safely then Sabrina feet appear behind Misty and Brock who were dolls.

Sabrina: "He's back."

They appear in the city and they all land on top of the man.

Lincoln: "Well at least we made it out alive."

Ash: "Hey Lincoln, I'm glad your safe but would you please get off my back?"

Man: "Will you all please get off mine!"

After getting onto their feet. Lola went to go take a nap while Lisa and Lana were playing together by chasing each other.

Lana: "Catch me if you can!"

Lisa: "We'll see about that."

Ash: "Oh! Sabrina's the meanest trainer I've ever met!"

Man: "She wasn't always such a mischievous girl."

Ash: "You mean you knew Sabrina before she changed?"

Man: "Huh? Well I've, I've heard stories."

Flashbacks show Sabrina as a little girl trying to bend some spoons and forks then she was holding a golf club.

Sabrina's Mother: "Please, stop Sabrina, that's enough!"

Sabrina's Father: "That's not a toy!"

He takes the golf club from her and she telekinesis to push her parents away.

Man: (narrating) "Though she was very young Sabrina became totally obsessed with her psychic training. (Shows the house getting destroyed) She didn't want to make friends. All she wanted was to be left alone to develop her powers! (Scene fades back to the present) Her parents tried to help but Sabrina used her psychic powers to drive them away. The conflict caused Sabrina to split into two girls the strong Loudémon trainer who is always causing trouble and the lonely little girl who desperately desires to make friends! That doll Sabrina always holds represents her true self before her training. Before she rejected her own heart!"

Ash: "Sabrina had this picture of her family in her room. If you have the same picture, then that must mean you're.."

Man's thoughts: "Does he know? He must have figured it out by now! After everything I've said he must have figured out the truth between Sabrina and me! He must realize that I'm Sabrina's father!"

It was revealed that the man was actually Sabrina's father.

Ash: "… then that must mean you're a photographer!"

He jumps and goes flying away from the bench onto the ground

Sabrina's Father: "Don't you see? Don't you get it?"

Ash: "Get what?"

Sabrina's Father: "Never mind."

Ash: "Sabrina turned Brock and Misty into dolls!"

Sabrina's Father: "Yeah. There's nothing we can do about that. The only way to rescue your friends is to defeat Sabrina! Isn't that why you traveled to Lavender Town to get a Mortician Loudémon?"

Ash: "But Haiku's disappeared someplace!"

Sabrina's Father: "Then you must find Haiku first! Without her, you'll never be able to defeat Sabrina and her psychic Loudémon."

Ash: "I guess not."

Ash and Lincoln were now walking in the city to look for Haiku.

Ash: "Lincoln, where do you think Haiku could be?"

Lincoln: "I'm not exactly sure where she went."

While Ash and Lincoln look around the city for Haiku, Team Rocket is standing on a skyscraper.

Jessie: "To protect the world from devastation!"

James: "To unite all people within our nation!"

Jessie: "To denounce the evils of truth and love!"

James: "To extend our reach to the stars above!"

They rip off their disguises

Jessie: "Jessie!"

James: "James!"

Ronnie Anne: "Yeah, yeah, that's very dramatic. Now let's cut to the chase and catch Lincoln!"

Jessie: "Just leave that to us!"

Ronnie Anne: "By the way, what's the secret weapon you got cooked up this time?"

Jessie and James were standing on a rock with water in the background

James: "A deadly weapon that's been perfected over thousands of years. Now we have learned to use it's awesome powers! (Holds a net) With a flick of this net, we'll round up Lincoln! "

Ronnie Anne: "You mean that's your secret weapon?"

James: "It takes a genius to realize a fishing net is the perfect weapon!"

Jessie: "Oh, James, it's the greatest discovery since Einstein invented the light bulb!"

Jessie & James: (in unison) "Even greater than the chicken who invented the egg!"

An egg lands on top of them

James: "All of us true geniuses know, of course that it was actually the egg that preceded the chicken!"

Jessie: "Of course, I knew that. I had just forgotten."

Ronnie Anne: "Now you got my brain scrambled! Let's cut the eggs-planations and capture Lincoln!"

James swings the net around in preparation to capture Lincoln. Suddenly, Haiku appears in front of them which made them stop and then she eventually made a face which made Team Rocket scream and lose their balance. Now they were hanging from the side of the building.

James: "Jessie! Pull us up!"

Jessie: "You're too heavy! I can't even pull myself up until you both let go of my legs!"

James: "But, Jessie, you have to!"

Jessie: "Be brave. If I let go we're all goners but if you let go at least I'll survive!"

Ronnie Anne: "I'm the designated survivor so both of you better hold on tight!"

Jessie: "I thought we'd finally get away from all those horrible mortician Loudémon! But they followed us all the way here!"

Haiku makes funny faces at Jessie trying to get her to laugh but Jessie tries to not laugh.

James: "Don't laugh, Jessie. Otherwise you're going to let go! (Haiku continues to make Jessie laugh by turning her face upside down and even sticking her tongue out but Jessie tries to resist) Don't laugh! Don't smile!"

Her fingers began to slip a bit

Jessie: (trying to resist laughing) "I won't crack! The members of Team Rocket have been trained to resist all silliness and to be totally serious!"

Haiku: "Come on, you can't resist laughing at my own tricks."

Jessie starts to turn white along with James as she was holding her breath but she lost it and starts laughing and she lets go of the building.

James: "I really don't see what's so funny."

Ronnie Anne: "She's gonna die laughing."

They fall and make a big crater in the sidewalk, right next to Ash and Lincoln.

Ash: "Huh, what was that? (They run to the crater in the sidewalk) It's Team Rocket!"

Lincoln: "What are they doing here?"

Haiku: "Looks like that trick of mine made them laugh that they fell down to the ground."

Ash: "Haiku, you stopped them from capturing Lincoln!"

Haiku: "Well technically I wanted to make them laugh but I'll just it as a complement."

Ash: "Way to go! Now let's get back to Sabrina's gym!"

Haiku: "I don't recall saying yes at all."

Ash: "But you promised me you'd help me battle Sabrina! I can't beat her psychic Loudémon without you!"

Haiku: "Well, I'm afraid that won't be happening anymore, so your on your own."

Ash: "Please, you can't let her make a fool out of me!"

Haiku: "Oh, alright! I'll come back with you if that's the case."

Ash: "Oh, gee, thanks Haiku, thank you. Just help me save my friends and you'll never have to help me out again!"

Haiku: "Well then, let's get going."

Meanwhile, Misty and Brock, as dolls, are sitting on a couch in the toy box.

Brock: "Misty, what do you think is going to happen to us?"

Misty: "I don't know. I've never been a doll before!"

Brock: "I don't even like dolls. Are we going to be stuck this way forever?"

Sabrina's Mother: "That depends! It's up to Sabrina."

Misty: "That other doll just spoke!"

Sabrina's Mother: "It's nice to have company! I'm Sabrina's mother."

Brock: "Her mother!"

Misty: "She turned you into a doll too?"

Sabrina's Mother: "Please don't think badly of Sabrina! She's really a good daughter."

Sabrina opens up the top of the toy box and looks down at them.

Child Sabrina: "My new dolls are so cute! (The scene switches to a view of Brock and Misty) What game should I play first with my brand new Brock and Misty dolls? (The camera pans up to the other Sabrina) Maybe we can have tea!"

Brock: "Sabrina! Turn us back into humans right now!"

Misty: "I challenge you to a match! If I win, you've got to change us back!"

Child Sabrina: "If I change you back, you'll just run away from me! You have to stay as dolls! We'll play together all the time and we'll all be friends forever."

At that time, Ash comes back to the gym and asks for a rematch.

Ash: (offscreen) "Sabrina!"

Sabrina: I knew he'd be back. (They were now face to face. Misty and Brock were now seen on a chair) Have you returned for more humiliation? Haven't you realized that you'll never defeat me?"

Ash: "Brock and Misty are my friends and I can't leave them behind! Not even if your gonna turn me and all my Loudémon into dolls!"

Lincoln: "That's right!"

Brock & Misty: (in unison) "Ash!"

Child Sabrina: "If you want to be a doll too I'll be glad play with you! It'll be a one-on-one battle! Sabrina's Loudémon will be.."

Sabrina sends out Dirk.

Dirk: "Me, of course."

Ash: "And for my Loudémon, I choose Haiku!"

Sabrina: "Haiku?"

Child Sabrina: "Well? Where is your Loudémon?"

He realizes that Haiku has disappeared once again.

Ash: "Oh no, not again!"

Lincoln: (face palms) "Great, she did it again."

Sabrina: "Why don't you forfeit?"

Child Sabrina: "That way I'll have new dolls to play with!"

Ash: (panicking) "Haiku! Haiku! You promised me! Where'd you go! Please stop hiding! Haiku! Haiku!"

Lincoln: "Oh boy."

Sabrina: "This time you won't escape!"

Child Sabrina: "My new dolly!"

Ash: "Dolly?!"

Ash collapses, thinking he will be thrown back into the toy box when Lincoln steps up, wanting to battle.

Lincoln: "I'll go!"

Ash: "Lincoln! You don't stand a chance against Dirk! You'll get beat up again! Come back!"

Lincoln: "I'm not gonna let her turn you into a doll!"

Ash: "You don't want Sabrina to make me a doll?"

Lincoln: "That's right!"

Ash: "You want to fight for me?"

Lincoln: "Yes I do!"

Ash: "Thank you, Lincoln! You're a real pal! (The battle begins) Lincoln, Thunder Shock!"

Lincoln: (eyes turning yellow) "THUNDERSHOOOOOOOOOOCK!"

Sabrina: "Dirk, teleport! (Dirk avoids it by using Teleport to dodge the attack.) Dirk, Psybeam."

Dirk uses Psybeam to hit Lincoln badly.

Ash: "Try to hang on, Lincoln! Come back at Dirk with a Thunderbolt!"

Lincoln: "Alright! Here goes nothing…THUNDERBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLT!"

Lincoln uses Thunderbolt, knocking out Dirk.

Ash: "That's it!"

His victory was cut short as Sabrina told Dirk to use recover.

Sabrina: "Recover."

Dirk: "HA! Even if I get hit, I can instantly recover from the attack."

Lincoln: "Oh crud!"

Sabrina: "It's impossible to win!"

Haiku then appears in front of Sabrina and tries to get her to laugh.

Ash: "Haiku?"

Haiku: "So you must be Sabrina huh? Well prepare to be amazed at what I can do."

Child Sabrina: "Two against one's not fair!"

Sabrina's father appears.

Sabrina's Father: "She is just playing around on her own! Haiku is not battling against you! So it isn't against the rules!"

Haiku makes funny faces to make Sabrina laugh and she even took her head off to juggle it around and spin it around like a ball. With her head detached Haiku's body bounced her head like a ball. Then her head transformed into a canon as she fired a bomb out before transforming back to normal. The bomb explodes right in front of Sabrina. After the bomb exploded Haiku placed her head back on her body and bowed. Soon Sabrina began to smile.

Sabrina's Father: "She smiled!"

She started laughing with Haiku.

Haiku: "Glad you enjoyed it."

Ash: "Is that Sabrina laughing?"

Lincoln decided to pause the episode

Lincoln: (to the viewers) "Ok, now your probably wondering to yourself why did Haiku take her head off when this fanfiction is rated fiction K? Well because she is acting like a ghost she was given the ability to do that. So if you are a younger reader I'm sorry you had to see that as that type of part can be disturbing. With that being said, Let's continue on with the episode."

He resumes the episode.

Sabrina's Father: "Ever since she started her telekinetic training as a little girl, I've never seen Sabrina laugh like this. (Scene switches to Sabrina) I've never seen her so happy in her entire life."

Ash: "But if you've known Sabrina ever since she was a little girl does that mean.."

Sabrina's Father: "So you figured it out, eh?"

Ash: "... you must've taken her baby pictures too!"

He collapses and gets up

Sabrina's Father: (furiously) "Just how dense can a person be?! (In calm tone) But I'm glad you came back! Haiku has helped Sabrina rediscover the human part of her heart!"

Ash: "What do you mean?! Haiku was supposed to beat the psychic Loudémon and instead she's making friends with Sabrina! I'm gonna be a doll!"

Sabrina's Father: "Look over there!"

Ash sees Dirk rolling on the floor laughing

Ash: "I don't get it! It looks like Dirk is in pain."

Sabrina's Father: "He's not in any pain. Dirk and Sabrina are joined telepathically. (Scene switches to a shot a Dirk) Dirk is rolling with laughter, just like Sabrina!"

Ash was surprised and shocked at the same time. Then it shows Sabrina and Haiku laughing away. After that, The little girl/doll disappears, dropping Dirk's Poké Ball and Misty, Brock, and Sabrina's mother are changed back.

Ash: "Misty! Brock!"

Lincoln: "Welcome back guys!"

Sabrina's Father: "Since Dirk is no longer able to battle I officially declare Lincoln the winner!"

Ash, Misty, and Brock leave Saffron City and Haiku decides to stay with Sabrina.

Ash: "Goodbye!"

Sabrina's Father: "Thank you for everything!"

Sabrina's Mother: "Have a good journey!"

Haiku: "Farewell."

Ash: "Take care of yourselves!"

Misty: "See you later!"

They were now away from the gym

Ash: "I've finally got a Marsh Badge!"

Brock: "And that Marsh Badge puts you one step further along the road to the Loudémon League."

Ash: "Yeah, but do you really think I deserved to get this Marsh Badge?"

Misty: "Sure, making Sabrina laugh herself into defeat is a great strategy!"

Lincoln: "It certainly was a great strategy."

Brock: "Keep it up and you'll become known as the funniest Loudémon Master of all time!"

Team Rocket is still in the crater, covered in concrete.

Jessie: "Hello up there! Anyone! We're trapped down here!"

James: "Stop pouring cement!"

Ronnie Anne: "Get me out of here, quick!"

Ash: "Huh?"

Brock: "What's wrong?"

Ash: "I could've sworn I just heard Team Rocket's voices."

Brock: "No way."

Misty: "We've got more important stuff to think of like where we're going."

Ash: "Okay. So, where's the next closest gym?"

Misty: "In Celadon City."

Ash: "Look out Celadon City, Ash Ketchum is coming to town!"

Lincoln: "Let's go!"

Misty: "Hey, wait up, Ash!"

Narrator: "With a little help from Haiku, Ash was able to defeat Sabrina and win a Marsh Badge! Will he get another badge in Celadon City? And what adventures will our friends find along the way! Those answers aren't yet written in stone! And speaking of things in stone, or cement how will Team Rocket get out of this mess?"

They were now entirely covered in cement.

Jessie: "A little cement.."

James: "Will never stop Team Rocket!"

Ronnie Anne: "A little cement?"

More cement was poured into the crater but they still manage to jump out and blast off.

Jessie, James & Ronnie Anne: "We're blasting off again!"

The end

Please keep in mind that this is a parody of the original Pokémon TV series. All Loud House characters seen in this fanfiction belong to Nickelodeon and Pokémon belongs to Nintendo and The Pokémon Company. In case you have forgotten not all episodes will be in this fanfic. You can go onto the Pokémon TV website to watch the episodes that are not in the fanfic. As you watch, be sure to use your imagination. Thank you all for understanding.