Title: Randomness and Stupidity
Author: Vengeful.Scar
Anime: Tennis no Ohjisama (Prince of Tennis)
Disclaimer: Sadly…not me
Other Notes: This story is COMPLETELY RANDOM AND STUPID! Please enjoy.
One upon a time, there was a boy name Eiji. He was a 3rd year at the Seigaku Boys' Tennis Club. He was on the way to school when a purple hippopotamus landed right in front of him. The hippo started talking.
"Eiji. I am your father."
Eiji got really scared and he ran away. He stopped after running 6 blocks and turned aroundto see if his 'father' was still there. It wasn't. Eiji took a deep breath and started his way to school again. Once there, he met up with his friend, Oishi. He jumped onto him and covered his eyes.
"Hoi hoi Oishi! Guess who?"
There was no reply. Eiji got down and waited for his friend to talk. Oishi turned around and Eiji screamed.
"OH MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE!"
His friend started to talk. "Like, oh my god. Don't ever scare me like that. I might, like, get a heart-attack or something, you know what I mean? Like, what's your, like, problem?" His..its face was all white with pink lipstick and A LOT of mascara and eyeliner.
"You're an...an..AN UGLY GIRL THING!"
Eiji ran away and hid in the janitor's closet. He whimpered to himself. Firstmy hippo father and now my best friend is an alien. What next?
RING RING
That was the bell. He opened to door and looked into the whole. It was deserted. Eiji made his way to class. Once there, he opened the door and did not believe what he saw. In the middle of the classroom, a fish, a squirrel and a frog were drinking tea. They were even talking amongst themselves.
"Well, hello there laddy." spoke the frog, who was wearing monacles, a tophat and a red bowtie.
"Care to join us for some tea?" asked the fish, surprisingly breathing outside of water. Before the squirell could say 'Want some nuts?', Eiji was gone.
He was running through the hallways, never looking back. What's wrong with the world today? Please, make it all stop.
When he opened the door to exit the building, the purple hippo was there, alongside Oishi/girl alien thingy, the fish, the squirrel, and the frog. They were all singing.
"Row, row, row your boat. Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily. Life if but a dream."
Then there was the sound of a tape rewinding. "REMIX! Yo, yo, yo, what's up? We're crunking up this joint. Sliding, grinding, swinging, riding. Join us for a smoke." The held out a cigarette to Eiji, who refused and ran away..again.
"EIJI! WAKE UP! YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!"
Eiji got up from the bed and looked at his clock.
7:45 am
"I guess it was all just a very random and stupid dream."
Little did he know, the hippo, Oishi, the squirrel, the frog and the rabbit were right under his bed. Oh, that Naruto was hidden in his closet, ready to steal some ramen.
!THE END!
