The Advertisement
Harry sipped his morning coffee while opening the Daily Prophet to the classified ads section and could hardly believe the full page ad at the start of the section...
-TA-
Special Advisor to Minister Hermione Granger-Potter
(1 posting available - open until filled)
Duties include:
Neck rubs, kisses, and intimate massages, various errands, other duties as assigned
Must be willing to be on call 24/7
Special skills required:
Superb hand-eye coordination
Excellent Oral Skills (multilingual with Parseltongue preferred)
Anticipating and providing for the Minister's needs
Prior Experience Required
Applications are to be submitted in person directly to the Minister for consideration
(known preference for Green Eyes and Black Hair)
-TA-
"Hermione, dear?" he asked the bushy haired witch across the table from him, "what's with this ad?"
"Oh? They printed it in today's paper? GREAT!"
Harry, eloquent as ever, merely said, "Huh?"
Hermione nodded, "Didn't you know that all Ministry positions have to be posted in the Prophet before they can be filled?"
"So... you want me for the job?"
Hermione shifted around the table to striatal Harry's lap, her half open shirt falling open as she snogged him senseless.
As she started to pull back slightly, Harry whispered, "I'll take that as a 'yes'."
Hermione grinned and nodded before attacking his lips with hers once more.
-TA-
Inspired by the artwork of the brilliant Arisha aka Arishatistic posted on the Harmony Discord.
Link - https /www instagram com/p/CGK1dSOgSiu/?igshid=1t41luimnybuk
