What's Your Name Again?
Harriett kissed her girlfriend later that night, in the privacy of their room in the tent, when she suddenly pushed herself up on one elbow to gaze down lovingly at the bushy haired witch, "You know... I don't think you've ever told me your middle name?"
Hermione grinned up at her green eyed lover, "It's either Jean or Jane."
"How's that?"
"Well," she stretched up to kiss Harriett lightly, "My first name was easy for them... what else would you name a daughter of Troy by Helen, after all. But while mum filled out my British birth certificate with 'Jane', my dad was working on my Australian one at the same time and put down 'Jean'... and then they never got around to correcting the issue... so... it's both."
Harriett blinked at her, "Really? Duel citizenship too, huh? That might come in handy someday."
Hermione nodded, "I'm still curious why your parents named you 'James' though..."
"They didn't," the black haired witch smirked running a hand along her girlfriend's bare torso.
"WHAT?! But all the books..."
"Are wrong," Harriett kissed her again. "I checked with Gringotts the summer before third year... my name is Harriett Enfys Lillian Potter... two guesses who the jokers were that named me 'rainbow'..."
"No need," Hermione whispered, "I'm just glad I'll always have H.E.L.P..."
"Forever and always," said HELP replied before diving in and capturing the lips of her double name love.
