At entertainment productions Total Drama Island's six producers were talking amongst themselves on what the eighth challenge would be.
Producer 1: people what ideas do we have for the next challenge for the contestants
Producer 2: sorry I got nothing
Producer 3: me neither
Producer 4: I'm afraid I couldn't come up with anything
Producer 5: forgive me I wasn't paying attention, I guess I've got hunting season on my mind
Producer 6: I'm sorry did you say hunting season
Producer 5: yeah me and some old buddies are going to hunt some big game, we're trying to take our minds off the stress of work
Producer 2: coincidently I've got similar plans, I'm taking my kids paintballing for my son's birthday
Producer 4: gentlemen can we please focus on the situation at hand
Producer 1: no wait these just gave me a brilliant idea, we'll make the contestants paintball but also hunt each other but the question is how
Producer 6: oh, I got it both teams will have paintball snipers who will then hunt down members of the other team
Producer 3: yeah and the ones being hunted can wear deer antlers, noses and tails so in a way we're hunting deer without provoking organisations and charities like PETA
Meanwhile on Wawanakwa Island Chris was watching a teen drama show made specially for girls.
Chris: what the hell Claire belongs with Parker not Mateo (starts crying)
His phone starts ringing which startles him, so he quickly turns off the TV, wipes away his tears and answers his phone.
Chris: Mclean on the line just did fifty push ups…I hate to be that guy, but won't that get us in trouble because we're still facing legal issues when I accidently shot that hawk…okay but won't giving teenagers weapons also result in a lawsuit…oh paintballs I can make that happening
Chris walks out his cabin and grabs his bullhorn.
Chris: all interns report to the south edge of the forest
Once all the interns arrive, Chris presents a rack holding paintball guns and deer accessories.
Chris: alright everyone we need to test out this next challenge so could everyone please kindly put on these deer antlers, noses and tails please
The interns are reluctant but put them anyway because they have no choice.
Chris: alright everyone just go into the forest and avoid being shot by our master hunter here
Chef arrives dressed like Rambo and holding two paintball guns, the interns run into the forest fearing for the lives, but Chris gave them all head start.
Chef: okay that's long enough now can I have some fun
Chris: you may
Chef runs into the forest and masters his inner hunter, after a few good hours he manages to not only shoot and catch every last intern but also completely cover and drench them in paint. Once they all return he chuckles very evilly.
Chef: I've never had so much fun in my entire life (continues laughing)
Chris: that's great now please have my Luke Skywalker costume cleaned and ironed by the end of the day and my helicopter bushed, washed and waxed
Chef: what but I already made sure you're helicopter was perfect last episode
Chris: yes but after Izzy's sage explosion it's now covered in ash so get to work'
When leaves the interns laugh at him and Chef stands there annoyed again.
