Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, Yu Yu Hakusho ( Polterguise Report), (Bishojo Senshi) Sailor Moon, .hack, Ayashi No Ceres/ Ceres Celestial Legend, Fruits Baskets/ Furuba, Rurouni Kenshin, The Lord of the Rings, Final Fantsy 7 or Kingdom Hearts. I OWN THE FIREWORKS IN THIS CHAPTER BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

oh yeah p.s- I will alternate genders with Tsukasa with different chapters. In this one Tsukasa is male, next Tsukasa is female, etc, etc.

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Chapter one: The Shindig to end ALL Shindigs

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Tsukasa was sitting under a tree, reading a book.

" So the cow..." Tsukasa said " jumped over the moon! It makes perfect sense!!!"

Just then, Tsukasa hear someone singing a song:

machi no hitogomi kata ga butsukatte hitoribocchi

hatenai sougen kaze ga BYUNBYUN to hitoribocchi

Yoko Kurama was riding on a horse and cart, wearing a grey version of his costume. ( Because he's Gandalf the Grey).

Tsukasa stood up with an excited look on his face and ran towards the cart.

" Your late" Tsukasa said when he reached the cart.

" I'm not late, your just early" Yoko said " Plus a wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives when he means to....I still don't get what that means"

After an awkward moment of three seconds, the two started to laugh.

" It's so good to see you again!" Tsukasa said and attempted to jump into the cart. But Tsukasa tripped and hit his head on the seat ledge.

' Baka ningen...' Yoko thought

Tsukasa got into the cart and rubbed his head.

" You didn't think I'd miss your uncles birthday did you?" Yoko said

" I have an uncle?" Tsukasa said

" Yes Tsukasa-kun you have an uncle"...

The two began to ride into Mac An- whoops I meant the Shire.

" What news of the outside world. Tell me everything, even though I hate it and I prefer The World" Tsukasa said, eager to hear everything about the outside world even though he preferred The World

Ahh The World. The largest online game ever created. Played by over 20 milli-

" GET ON WITH IT"

" YEAH GET ON WITH IT!"

OK SORRY!

" Your too curious for a hobbit, that's weird" Yoko said

All of the villagers ( Shi-Towner's...get it?!) looked as they saw the two in the cart.

' Oh no it's Yoko Kurama!'

' He's come to steal stuff'

Chaos, ensues as everyone hid from the fox youkai.

" -.-....oh yeah erm, nobody knows about halflings so it's all good" Yoko said

Tsukasa looked in the back of the cart. There were tons of fireworks, including an m-80 shaped like a dragon ( courtesy of the Authoress of the new moon)

As the two rode into the countryside, little halflings were running towards the cart.

' Fire works Yoko-sama!'

Yoko was about to light the fireworks. " Wait" he said " do I kill the halflings or light the fireworks?"

" Ya light em" the Authoress of the new moon said.

So, Yoko lit the fireworks, but the smell of the smoke frightened the horse. The horse rode off, leaving the wave master and the fox demon to a mob of paranoid children.

' Firewoooooooooorks' the little children said in unison.

" Tsukasa, If you will? " Yoko said

Tsukasa nodded and summoned his "guardian". While the children were distracted with the guardian, Tsukasa and Yoko ran off.

" I'm glad -gasp- that you back" Tsukasa said and jumped into a bush.

" Ditto" Yoko said and continued to run.

Yoko got to Elk's hobbit hole and oddly, smoke was coming out from under the door.

" What the?" The Authoress of the New Moon said confused, checking the script.

Yoko knocked on the door and he heard a voice from inside:

" Oh Shnaps! It's the Crimson Knights! The operation has to close...er..."

The person then shouted to the door " No thank you, no visitors, no well wishers or people related allowed!!"

" What about very old friends?" Yoko asked

" erm..." Elk thought about it for a moment and finally said " NO!"

" -.- Ok...What about somebody who wants to buy Aromatic Grass?" Yoko said

" Um....ok!" Elk said in his trademark style of voice.

Elk opened the door slowly "..Yoko-sama?"

" Elk the wavemaster" Yoko said smiling

" Oh shnaps you've come to steal my stuff...wait...your playing as Gandalf the Grey, right?"

" Yes Elk" Yoko responded.

" YAY! " Elk smiled and hugged Yoko

" Get off of me...oh right, Happy Birthday Elk" Yoko said

Elk then opened the door to his humble hobbit home " Come in!" Elk said

Elk shows Yoko into his house

" Would you like some tea..or perhaps sake?" Elk said

" Just tea thank you"

Elk disappeared into another room and Yoko banged his head on the chandelier, the ceiling and the frame of the door.

" . oooorooo"

While Elk babbled on and on about something, Yoko saw a map of Mirkwood on the table and pocketed it. Elk then looks into the living room and saw nobody was there.

" I'll just have tea." Yoko said appearing behind Elk

" O.O!! AHHH" Elk screamed but then turned around " Oh ok. You don't mind if I eat?"

" Knock yourself out" Yoko said

Suddenly, there was a pounding noise on the door...as if somebody was pOuNdInG oN tHe DoOr!!!!!

' ELK OPEN UP!'

" Ah it's Mia!" Elk said " I gotta get away from The Shire! I wanna go back to Mirkwood!!"

" I know how that goes" Yoko said " So are you going along with your plans?"

" Yep yep!" Elk said

" Tsukasa expects you are leaving" Yoko said

"...Who's Tsukasa?" Elk said

" The wavemaster whose been living with you for about ten years" Yoko said answered

"...wha....OH ..yeah" Elk said remembering Tsukasa " He'll be alright.....but Tsukasa has that prone-to-deadly-accidents-problem. I had to use 30,000 resurrects on him last week"

" Tru..." Yoko said while sipping his tea

Later, Yoko and Elk were elsewhere. The two were smoking aromatic grass.

" Yoko mi amigo" Elk said " This I'll be a night to remember......wow......have you ever noticed fingers...I mean look at em!"

Yoko rolled his eyes at Elk.

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Translation to the song:

In a crowd on a city street, shoulders bumping, I'm alone

In an endless prairie, wind blowing hard, I'm alone

( These are the first two lines to the opening song on Yu Yu Hakusho)