Disclaimer: crying You people just looooove to make fun of me all the time with your copyright laws and your briefcases! True I don't own the anime you see in this fanfiction, but if it wasn't for consumers like meeee, you wouldn't have made them!
' Kato......stop scaring the readers'
'Fine"
Tonight's episode is brought to you buy: Hamster cream, buy some radioactive cream for your hamster today- endorsed by Hamtaro.
In case you are wondering why, I put Anime Characters do the Lord of the Rings under Inuyasha because majority rules. Nine people from Inuyasha are characters. I was going to put it under Anime Crossovers, but nobody ever goes in there.
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Chapter Two- The M-80 incident
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There was a huge explosion, indicating that Elk's birthday party had begun. As the music played, Tsukasa led the Macarena while Elk walked around and talked to family members.
" I refuse to dance" Yoko said after glancing at the script
The Authoress of the New Moon groaned " This is what I get for casting at 2:00 am!!"
Later, while Elk was telling a story, Rini and Shippo snuck over to the fireworks cart. Shippo helped Rini into the cart and she pulled out a sparkler.
" No not that the M-80!!" Shippo said
Rini pulled out the glorious M-80 and Shippo's eyes grew wide. The two ran into a near-by tent which acted as there headquarters.
As Rini stuck the M-80 into the ground, Shippo powered up his Foxfire attack and lit the M-80.
" Done" Shippo said
" Wait" Rini said " your supposed to stick it into the ground"
" No you are" Shippo said
The fuse went into the M-80
" MEEP!" Rini and Shippo held onto each other. The M-80 was motionless for five seconds and the two gave out a sigh.
Outside however-
Yoko was looking for the finishing firework. The M-80
" Where did I put that M-80?" Yoko said to himself " If I was an M-80, where would I be?"
'KAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!'
There were two high-pitched screams ( Rini and Shippo) coming from the demolished tent as the M-80 soared into the air.
" -.- that's where" Yoko grumbled to himself
All of the Shi-Towner's ran for cover from the flying, flaming M-80 turned dragon. The M-80 flew out into the distance and died out, creating a sonic boom. Everybody was temporally deaf.
" That was good" Shippo said to Rini, his face covered with soot.
" What!" Rini responded, now deaf, " I can't hear you!!"
Yoko saw the two and grabbed both of them by there ears.
" Hi Rini, Shippo. I got a tip for you. When you steal items, don't get caught!" Yoko said dully
After two seconds, Shippo and Rini both blinked and shouted " SPEAK UP!"
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After thirty minutes, the sonic boom's effect wore off and Elk stood ontop of a tree stump.
" My dear Wave masters and Heavybladers. Long arms and heavy axes. Twinbladers, archers, hackers, System administrators and kitsune!"
As peoples occupation was shouted, the group cheered back at Elk.
" Today is my bar mitzvah" Elk shouted triumphantly.
" Dude!" The Authoress of the new moon said " That's not in the script"
" But Bar Mitzvah sounds better!" Elk said
"....Good point" The Authoress said after three seconds of thought
The crowd shouted ' Mozzle Tov!', congratulating Elk's coming into manhood.
" Now let me begin by saying that: You guys SUCK!" Elk said but then added " Except Tsukasa and Yoko"
The crowd then gave Tsukasa and Yoko the death glare of death for no reason.
" I'm leaving Shi-Town!" Elk said " Peace out Milkshakes!"
Elk then vanished in front of everybody and the crowd gasped in shock.
' Nani!?" Yoko thought, not expecting Elk to vanish, but to receive a beating from all of the people he had insulted.
As everyone searched for Elk at the party, the gate to Elk's house opened and closed. There was a snickering noise in the wind, followed by Elk's hobbit doorknob being jiggled. The door was locked.
' Dammit!'
There was then a small pit-pat noise as the window to Elk's hobbit kitchen window opened. Whatever it was, it got in.....ok people it was Elk and he just broke into his own house via kitchen window.
Elk laughed out loud and took off what made him disappear. It was The Ring......no, no not the crappy American Re-make. The Ring, was indeed a gold band, quite simple and quite pretty in appearance.
As Elk walked into his living room to get his suitcase, a voice shouted
' That's far enough!"
" Huh?" Elk said looking around
The voice came from behind a chair. The chair then swiveled around to reveal non other then Yoko Kurama. ( BUM BUM BA DA!!!!)
" Please don't do that again" Yoko said to the camera man.
" How did you get here before me?" Elk asked
" There will be time to explain that later" Yoko said and stood from the chair, and banged his head on the ceiling.
" OWW!" Yoko rubbed his head " Who built this crummy house?"
" Dunno" Elk said while shrugging his shoulders.
" Ahem...anyway" Yoko said " How come you didn't tell me your special ability was invisibility?"
" It was my ring" Elk said and whipped out his gold ring.
" I think you should leave the ring here" Yoko said
" And I should listen to a 300 year old fox theft..WHY?!" Elk said
" Because" Yoko said " I'm 300 years old"
" Oh yeah well, I'm keeping it!" Elk said " And you'll have to fight me to get it!"
Yoko gave Elk a dull look and after five seconds of a "fight", Yoko got the ring from Elk, who was begging for mercy ( Because that's the fight-game they were playing....mercy)
" Now then" Yoko said " Go and hide in Rivendell until chapter nine, ok?"
" Hai!" Elk said and then walked outside, being followed by Yoko. " I thought up of an ending for my book"
" Really what?" Yoko asked
" Ask not what your country can do for you" Elk said happily " Ask what YOU can do for your country"
" ooook" Yoko said dully " Good bye Elk"
" Good bye..Yoko-sama" Elk said and began to walk off into the distance, singing the .hackSIGN song.
" Until you get arrested for trespassing" Yoko said to himself and tossed the ring on the ground.
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Hope you enjoyed chapter two!
P.S- If you are offended by anything written in this chapter (e.x- the hamtaro joke, the bar mitzah deal or at a lesser extent, the refference to the Ring, please know that no offence was to be made)
