Disclaimer: Sorry it took so long to post this! Thanks to all my reviewers! (sigh) I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh.
Chapter Three
"Pharaoh, what am I going to do with you?" asked Yugi, who just saw his stupid yami hand over the millenium ring to the most insane person ever.
"What?" asked Yami, not knowing what he had just done. "What'd I do?"
Yugi slapped his forehead. "Sometimes, it makes me wonder how you get through the day." muttered Yugi.
"Excuse me?" asked the pharaoh.
"Oh never mind! When Bakura comes by again to kill you, take it outside. Gramps will kill me if he finds blood on the floor. It's so hard to get out of the carpet." said Yugi sarcasticly.
"Okay." replied the pharaoh.
"You're such an idiot!" Yugi ran upstairs and went to his room.
"What?"
"Baka pharaoh!" Yugi sat down at his desk. "Okay, since the pharaoh is stupid, Bakura is insane and now the owner of the ring once more, I guess it's up to me to save the world." Just then, heroic music played in the backround. "What the heck? Where is that music coming from?" Yugi turned around and saw Yami standing there with a radio.
"Hi." replied Yami.
"Get out of here! Oh, and take your music with you!" Yami quickly ran out of the room. "That was weird and random. Now, what should I do?" He thought a moment. "I can't do this. The pharaoh is hopeless. I'm hopeless. Oh well. I guess I'll do the things that I've always wanted to do." He picked up the phone and dialed a number.
Ring! Ring! Ring! "Hello." said a women's voice. "You've reached Kaiba Corp. How may I help you?"
"Um...may I speak to Kaiba?" asked Yugi.
"He's busy at the moment. Try next weak."
"But I need to speak with him!"
"He's busy. Do you want to make an appointment?"
"Listen lady, I don't have all day. There's an insane person trying to rule the world. We're all going to die. So if you don't put him through, I'm gonna come over there and shove my foot up your ass!" (a/n: Wow, who knew Yugi would say all those harsh cruel words.)
"O-okay. Hold please!" said the scared secratary. Hold music played, and just for the heck of it, Yugi danced to it, and to make it worse, or good, depending on how you look at things, it was elavator music.
"Kaiba." replied the CEO on the other line.
"..." Yugi didn't answer. He kept dancing.
"Yugi...are you dancing to the hold music?"
Yugi stopped. "Maybe." answered the little one innocently.
"Whatever. As you know, I'm a busy man, so I don't have time to talk. The only reason why I'm speaking to you right now is because you scared the secratary half to death. So just say it."
"Fine, fine. Since the world is coming to an end, all I have to say is...you're an asshole." Yugi hung up and left Kaiba speechless.
"Well, I got that over with." replied Yugi. He got out a list from the drawer. "Let's see..." The list was labled 'Things To Do When The Pharaoh Becomes Stupid And The Evil Insane Tomb-robber Posses The Millenium Ring Because The Pharaoh Gave It To Him.' "I know! I shall become gothic!" He went to the closet and opened the door. He examined the closet and spotted a box that was labbeled 'In Case That The Pharaoh Gives The Tomb-robber The Millenium Ring.' Yugi lifted the lid of the box. It was filled with black clothes. "Good. Let's see what else..." He scrolled down the list. "I shall eat 2 whole tubs of ice cream! Vanilla and Chocolate! Hm...or should it be Mint Chocolate Chip or Rocky Road. Decisions, dicisions. I know! I shall eat 4 tubs! Yeah!"
Yami came into the room. "Yugi, how do you work this device?" He held up a toaster. "What do you even call this contraption?"
"Yugi slapped his forehead. "It's a toaster. Used to make toast. You plug it in, put bread in it, and wait until it pops up. Now leave me alone."
"Okay!" replied Yami as he ran to the kitchen.
"Stupid. How did people in ancient Egypt survive?"
(Ten minutes later)
"Aibou!" came the pharaoh's voice from downstairs. Yugi ran into the kitchen and saw Yami hudled under the table.
"What is it?" asked Yugi in a bored kinda tone. Yami looked horrifird. He pointed to the...
Atem's Queen: I'm ending it there. A cliff hanger. Can anybody guess what our favorite pharaoh is pointing at? Oh, please review!
