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Chapter Three: Tsukasa's first near death experience

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As Yoko was smoking aromatic grass and mumbling something about 'riddles in the dark', Tsukasa ran in and found the ring on the ground.

" Elk is gone..." Tsukasa said sadly " I wanted to go with him!!"

" Yeah" Yoko said " But listen I have to leave. Don't play with the ring alright. Why do you go see a movie or something?"

" Can I take my laser pointer with?" Tsukasa asked

" What do I care" Yoko said while leaving

Yoko left Tsukasa and went to Minas Tirith, which was located 5 meters to the left of the Shire.

" How convenient" Yoko said to himself and then went to the information desk " I'd like to check out ' The Diary of Isludir'

" Can I see your library card?" The Librarian asked

".......D'OH!"

And so two weeks later, Yoko was still standing there, asleep and waiting for his card.

" Hey! WAKE UP!" The Librarian shouted " Here's your card!"

" huh?" Yoko woke up " oh...that was a long wait"

" You know you could of watched the tape version of it here" The Librarian said

" -.-....I will spare you life this time" Yoko said dully after five seconds. He then went to go and find the tape version.

And Yoko did. Here's what was on the tape-

THE ACCOUNT OF ISILDUR
Octember, 79, 2012 ( Final Entry)

Inu-Isildur appeared on the screen, grinning

" Hi everyone! I'm Inu-Isildur, High King of Gondor. And this (he pulls out The One Ring) Is the One Ring, which I took from Sesshomaru after I cut off his arm. My sons will follow in my blood line. And now I am going on a trip in which I will take The One Ring. PEACE OUT MILKSHAKES!"

" Well that didn't help" Yoko said

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Back to Tsukasa and Karou, who were at the local pub.

Tsukasa sang "99 bottle of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer!"

Karou joined in " -you take one down, pass it around"

Tsukasa and Karou both blurted out " WE BUILT THIS CITY ON ROCK AND ROLL!!"

After singing the song twice, Karou and Tsukasa went to there homes.

Tsukasa walked into the dark living room, and was happy as a clam:

" Life rules!" Tsukasa exclaimed " I would sure hate to leave my humble hobbit home"

Just then, Yoko grabbed Tsukasa from behind. Yoko said in one breath:

" Heybakahobbitdoyouhavetheringdontputitonitsevilanditusedtobelongto Sesshomaruwhoisgoingtocomeforyouandslaughteryou"

Tsukasa, frightened of the screaming Youkai and of what he heard, had a heart attack.

- On Screen-

Technical Difficulties: Please Standby

- And were back-

Some people were leaning over Tsukasa

" CLEAR!" One shouted

The on set doctors were using a fibulator on Tsukasa, who was brought back to life. The doctors left and Tsukasa stood up.

" I'm ok" Tsukasa groaned

" Greeeat" Yoko said " Ok Tsukasa. The Ring Elk left you is owned by Sesshomaru. I'll prove it"

Yoko took the ring and threw it into the fire, he then grabbed it with some fire tongs.

" Put out your hand" Yoko said

Tsukasa did just that ( man is he trustworthy) and the two began to see a poem:

Three Rings for the Cetra, the Samurai and the stand-in under the sky.

Seven for the dwarves that look like Kuwabaka.

Nine for the humans.....stupid humans.

One for the Youkai on his fluffy throne. In the land of Mordor were Fluffy
lives.

To whoever gets this ring....your screwed

Love and Peace milkshakes, Sesshomaru ©


" How pretty" Tsukasa said in awe after reading the poem.

" Focus!" Yoko said " Tsukasa, you have to leave Mac Anu"

" Shi-Town" Tsukasa corrected

" Whatever!" Yoko said

" But where will I go?" Tsukasa asked " Carmina Gadelica?"

" Bree" Yoko corrected

" WHATEVER!" Tsukasa said

Outside of the window the two were standing near, there was a giggle.

" Get down!" Yoko said

Tsukasa ducks and Yoko summoned the death tree. Yoko bashed someone in the head and dragged him in.

He was actually a she. It was Karou and Yoko made the tree disappear.

" What in the seven hells are you doing here?!" Yoko said

" Lookin' for Kenshin-dono!" Karou said while giggling " MEGUMI ISN'T GETTING HIM!!"

" --..Karou, you must go with Tsukasa to Carmina Gadelica" Yoko said

" Bree" Tsukasa and Karou corrected

" Whatever!" Yoko said " Now Go!"

And so, Tsukasa and Karou began there journey....and forgot to take shoes

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Next chapter- a short cut to leeks!