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I hope you are enjoying this parody fan fiction.

Chapter Four: A shortcut to leeks

As Tsukasa and Karou went into a random field to hide, Yoko went to Izu.....I MEAN ISENGUARD DAMMIT!!

' Stupid writer...' Yoko commented to himself.

At Isenguard, Queen Beryl slowly ascended down the steps. She was wearing white robes and held a staff in her hand.

" Smoke rises from Mt.Doom and Yoko, you ride to Izuguard to seek my ad-"

At this point, Queen Beryl tripped on her long white robes because she was paying more attention to what she was saying rather then where she was walking.

' Stupid human' Yoko commented to himself.

Beryl stood up, dusted herself off and regained composure. " Yoko-san!!" she said gleefully.

" Beryl-'sensei'" Yoko said while making finger quotes ( notice the nifty finger quotes of niftyness....I SAID NOTICE THEM!!!! XP)

So the two had made there way to a study hall talking about everything except the ring.......I already told you it's not the crummy American re-make!!

" Sesshomaru's power is rising" Beryl said " Soon he will get a replacement arm and will get his ring back. Then nothing will stop him from taking over all of Middle Earth."

" How do you know all of this" Yoko asked

" I have scene it" Beryl said " I have a palentier"

Beryl took a palentier out of a small box that was on her table.

" I get it now" Yoko said " You've gone evil!!"

" Yep!" Beryl answered " We all know the ningens will die...and that idiot halfling will as well"

" I won't let you" Yoko said. He reaches in his hair for the death plant seed.....

But because this is the Lord of the Rings parody and not Yu Yu Hakusho, um....he got a staff instead.

Beryl took out a staff as well and-

WE INTERUPT THIS FANFICTION FOR A VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!

Muse and trusted friend of Kato Shingetsu, Benji the prarrie dog is pushed in front of the camera.

" Uh......" Benji said while scratching his head "...I like tacos!! .!!"

THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS. WE NOW RETURN YOU TO THE FANFICTION!!

Yoko is sceen ontop of the Orthanc tower.

" I am seriously going to kill Kato Shingetsu" Yoko said " And her stupid prarrie dog friend"

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Karou is walking alone in a corn field,..she thought she had lost Tsukasa.

" Tsukasa-san!?" Karou called out " TSUKASA!! WHERE ARE YOU!!?"

Karou runs out of the corn field only to see Tsukasa in line at a riceball stand-van. Tsukasa was humming along to the song on the car radio as Karou trotted up to her...him...WHATEVER!!

" What. are. you. doing. here?" Karou said between breaths.

" I'm getting some riceballs!" Tsukasa said beaming.

" Were trying to hide from Nazgul, Orcs and the dark forces of evil" Karou said " AND YOUR STANDING IN LINE FOR RICEBALLS!?!?!?!?"

" But...there riceballs" Tsukasa said " And Tohru from Fruits Baskets is making em"

" Oh.." Karou said " Well then I guess it's ok. After all; Tohru is the nicest person in any anime"

But...Kyo Sohma is another case. As Tohru took people's orders for onigiri ( or riceballs), Kyo grabbed them by there shirt collar and took a good look at them. The reason for this harassment was to find the ring bearer.

" Nope...your not him....or her...WHATEVER what'dya want!?" Kyo asked the frightened customer.

" I-I-I just want a grape rice ball!!" the customer said.

" Here you are .!!" Tohru said handing the customer a grape flavored riceball. As the customer walked away eating the riceball, Kyo shouted: " AND DON'T COME BACK!"

Tsukasa and Karou were next in line and Kyo grabbed Karou.

" Well what do you want?" Kyo asked

" I-I I wanna sake rice ball!" Karou shouted

" And I would like a plain one!" Tsukasa added in.

As the two got there riceballs, paid, and walked off, Kyo counted the money.

" Hey...wasn't that.." Kyo said

" THE RING BEARER!!!" Both Kyo and Tohru shouted.

The two abandoned there post and ran after Tsukasa and Karou.

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" See that wasn't so bad" Tsukasa said

" THERE SHE IS!" Kyo shouted " GET THE RING BEARER!!"

" I'M A GUY!!!" Tsukasa shouted as he....she and Karou ran for there dear lives.

The two hobbits hide under a tree and found Shippo and Rini hiding there too.

" What are you two doing here?" Karou asked

" Where hiding from Serena and Inuyasha" Rini whispered " Keep quiet!"

Just then, Kyo walked into sight

" Why'd I have to search for the hobbits alone?" Kyo thought to himself

" You think he's talking 'bout us?" Shippo asked Rini

" Naw two other hobbits" Rini said

" What was that" Kyo said and looked around

Tsukasa began to become ensnared by the ring's power...he...she felt the urge to put on the ring.

But then, Karou poked Karou in the arm

" Ouch!" Tsukasa said in a quiet tone

Kyo turned around quickly: " Oh Gawd what if Shigure said was right...there really is a-a....Jaysun?!?!"

Rini took out a bag of leeks she had stolen and threw them into Kyo's sight

" AHHH!" Kyo shouted and ran towards the bag.

As the four ran away, Kyo opened the bag and shouted: " WTF!! I HATE LEEKS!!"

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The four hobbits decided to team up to help Tsukasa get the Carmina-...I mean Bree. But then Rini sneezed and Shigure appeared out of nowhere.

" BOOGA BOOGA!!" Shigure shouted at the four.

The four hobbit screamed bloody murder and for there lives. As Tsukasa fell behind, Karou, Shippo and Rini jumped the fench to a bridge. The three hobbits untied a continently placed raft and Tsukasa did a slow motion, matrix-like jump to the board...OOO THE SUSPENSE- WILL TSUKASA MAKE IT!!

......Oh come on people of course Tsukasa made it -.-

" Curses.." Shigure scowled and turned back to the group of ringwraiths ( which are Ayame and Kyo)

" To Bree we go!!" Tsukasa shouted

" HUZZAH!!!"

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Next chapter ( insert Inuyasha intro music)

Introducing Inuyasha: Stand up comedian/ hanyou/ ranger/ future king/ Aragorn...

Oh at this time I want to say that I'm sorry for-

Just then Ritsu runs in and screams: " WAHHHH I'M SOO SORRY! I WILL APOLOGIZE FOR YOU I WILL SAY IT TO THE WOOORLD. IIIII'MMM SOOO SOOORRRRRYYY!"

-.- there you have it folks from Ritsu Sohma himself..