Disclaimer: I'm back! I hope you liked it, although, I didn't get any reviews for that chapter. Oh well….I must go on. Enjoy and please review! Oh, I don't own YGO.
"Why?" asked Yugi suspiciously.
"Why the hell did you call me an asshole!" asked Kaiba, who was very pissed.
"Because." said Yugi who had a smug look on his face.
"Because why you freakin' midget?"
"For your information, I'm not a midget. I'm just vertically challenged." answered Yugi smartly.
"Yugi…" growled Kaiba. "Nobody talks to Seto Kaiba that way. Nobody."
"That's nice, but unfortunately, I don't care. Now if you don't mind, I have to go and buy ice cream while being gothic. See ya!" he walked away and Kaiba just sat there.
After a few moments of silence, Kaiba spoke. "There's something wrong with that boy. Nobody calls me an asshole for no reason and talks to me like that and walks away with it. I'm Seto Kaiba, the CEO of Kaiba Corp. The heir. The best duelist in the whole entire world! But wait, there is one that stands in my way, and I will find a way to crush him, and he shall pay! Mwahahahahahaha!"
Then, all of the sudden, some random person came up. "Dude, shut up. Nobody cares."
Kaiba stopped in mid laugh, and glared at the random person. "No one asked you."
"So."
"I can sue you, you know that. Just cause I can. I know where you live." said Kaiba very sinister like.
"Uh…um…" the random person started sweating. "Run away!" he ran way and got hit by a car.
"I didn't do it." replied Kaiba as he walked away calmly. "Where did that runt go? He's gonna pay. Big time."
At the store
Yugi walked sown the aisles of the store. "Ice cream!" he got his 4 tubs. Just then, Tea appeared.
"Hey Yugi. What's up!" she said cheerfully. Yugi turned around slowly and faced her.
"Oh…hey." he replied, not so cheerful. "What are you doing here?"
"Oh nothing. Just shopping." answered Tea. "What are you doing here?"
"Buying ice cream. What does it look like I'm doing?" answered Yugi. Tea gasped.
"You're gonna get fat." answered Tea.
"So. You're already a fat pig." said Yugi. Tea was shocked.
"Yugi…" tears formed in Tea's eyes. "That's not a very nice thing to say. Friends shouldn't say such mean things. Friends shouldn't say things that are hurtful to others Friends-."
"Shut up. You're friendship speeches are dreadful. They suck. You suck." answered Yugi.
"What's gotten into you!" asked Tea.
"The world's coming to an end. There. Happy?" Yugi left.
"Oh no! The world is in danger! And I am the only one who can save it! It's up to me!" she struck a superman pose. "Time to get my crime fighting outfit!" she ran to her house.
Yugi
"Stupid Tea." grumbled Yugi as he walked home with his four tubs of ice cream. "She tried to stop me and put an end to my fun with that whole 'Ice cream make you fat' thing. We all know she wanted to eat all my ice cream for herself. She will pay."
Kaiba drove his car that appeared out of nowhere. That's not true. He stole it. "Where's that midget?" He spotted some dude behind a bush with spiky tri-colored hair. "Found you." smiled Kaiba evilly. He walked over towards the bush….
Atem's Queen: I'm stopping it there. I do hope you all enjoyed it. I know some parts are random, but hey. That's what makes it funny. Am I right? Anyway, please review!
