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Chapter six

Kaiba moved towards the dude and jumped behind the bush. "Gotcha you freakin' midget1" he attempted to strangle Yugi, but, it wasn't Yugi, it was yami. Eh, he was close.

"What in Ra's name are you doing!" asked the puzzled Pharaoh. "Oh, it's you." said Kaiba disappointed.

"Oh? Were you expecting someone else?" asked Yami as he looked at Kaiba curiously.

"Well, yes. I thought you were Yugi."

"I get that a lot. Let me guess, you want to kill him."

"Yes. How did you know?" asked Kaiba.

"Yami shrugged. "You and everyone else."

"What do you mean by 'everyone else'?" asked Kaiba.

"You and some other people who thought I was Yugi. Hm, I think they're mad at him for something." said Yami. "But who knows."

"Are you sure they don't want to kill you instead? I mean, Yugi was saying that you're the reason that the world is coming to an end. However, I don't believe that.

"Wait, the world's coming to an end!" asked the Pharaoh in panic. "Oh no! I must help! It's my job as pharaoh to save the world! I have the power!" he ran off somewhere.

"Kaiba just stood there. "Damn him and Yugi. Why don't they just drop dead?" cursed the CEO. "Yeah that's it. If they're dead, then I'll be number one! I will rule! Be number one! And have eternal glory! Mwahahahahahaha! Ow!" Just then, some random guy threw a can at Seto's head, and it just so happens to be the same random guy from the last chapter.

"Shut up!" shouted the random guy.

"Hey, I thought you got ran over by a car and DIED." asked Kaiba.

"I did, but since this story is random, I'm here and I threw a can at your head 'cuz you suck! Nobody cares!"

"Should I kill you now or later?" asked Kaiba.

"Hm, how 'bout later?" replied the random person.

"Okay."

"You can kill me the next time you do your gay ass speech that nobody cares about because we all know it'll never happen and-." he stopped in mid sentence cause Kaiba shot him. So now, he's like dead.

Seto stood before him. "Oops. My finger slipped and ACCIDENTALLY pulled the trigger." He put his gun away. "Now, off to destroy the midget and his gay friend. He left to who knows where.

Yugi's house

I scream for ice cream!" cried Yugi as he looked at his 4 tubs of ice cream that lay before him. He looked at all of them all confused like. "Aw! Which one should I eat first? Damn it. I never thought of it." he scratched him head in frustration.

Atem's Queen: Will Yugi ever decide which one to eat first? Please review!