Author notice ( this is major people!): Effective until the end of the school year, posting will be slowed down because I have to focus on school work. So enjoy this chapter- I won't have anything else for a while.
At this time, I have to thank my muses Ben and Jimmy for giving me inspiration for this chapter. Thanks guys, I owe ya a pint! ().
Disclaimer: All animes are owned by their respective creators. The Lord of the Rings was made by J. R. R. Tolkien. Leon is Ben's character. I OWN ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN THIS STORY EXCEPT THE TABLES!
Chapter Six: The Talent Show
At the gates of Bree, Rini Shippo, Karou and Tsukasa ran up to the gate. Karou banged on the door and a man opened the window.
" What'dya want" the gate person asked.
" Were here for the Bree convention" Tsukasa said
" That was last week" the gate person said.
" Just let us in were freezing out here" Karou said
" Fine" the gate person spat and opened the door.
The four 'hobbits' walked around Bree five times until they came to the hostel called the Prancing Pony. Karou read the sign on the door.
" Hey they got free karaoke!" Karou said
So the four walked in and saw Tifa from Final Fantasy 7. Tifa was the bartender and hostess for the Prancing Pony.
" Hello there!" Tifa said to the new comers. " are ya staying here for the night?"
" Yes" Tsukasa said to the bartender.
" Alright then" Tifa said and opened her book, " please give me your names"
" O-our names?" Tsukasa asked
" Yes...I need your names" Tifa said and waited for the four to answer.
" I'm...Captain Planet!" Tsukasa said triumphantly.
" I'm the Red Ranger!" Rini said
" I'm Puff the Magic Dragon!" Karou shouted
" I'm Bond" Shippo said and spun around and was now wearing a black tux, " James Bond"
" I'm the yellow m&m" Leon said
" Who the hell are you!" Everyone in the bar shouted at Leon.
" The yellow M&m!"
Everyone blinked at Leon and started to throw beer bottles at him. Leon ran off stage, crying about how everyone hates him.
" Ok we get those names a lot" Tifa said to the hobbits after the m&m incident. " There's a talent show tonight and our reigning champion will be here"
As Tsukasa and Shippo sat and drank sake, Rini and Karou signed up for the talent show.
" Hey!" a tall, mysterious dog hanyou said, " What are you two gonna do? Grow and inch?"
" No!" Karou said, " were gonna put on a show!"
" heh! good luck" the tall, mysterious dog hanyou
At 8:00 p. m., the talent show began. Tifa walked onto a small platform and spoke into her microphone.
" Our first act tonight will be Karou Kamyia and Rini Tuskino!" Tifa said
Karou and Rini walked on stage as the audience gave a small round of applause.
" Hello" Rini said, " Tonight, we will perform an interpretive dance called The Hageromo"
Karou and Rini did a two minute dance and was giving a standing ovation. (a/n: The Hageromo is a main theme to the manga Ceres Celestial Legend. For more details, please do a search on The Hageromo. Thank you)
After a few other acts, Tifa announced that a hanyou by the Inuyasha would be taking the stage.
Inuyasha, the tall, mysterious dog hanyou from before, walked on stage. He was oddly dressed as Mirkou.
" I suppose you are wondering why I am dressed as the monk" Inuyasha said to the crowd, " I have decided to give impersonation a shot, and Mirkou is my target for tonight!"
Inuyasha cleared his throat and looked at the crowd.
" I see that there are a lot of women in the crowd tonight" Inuyasha said and ran out into the crowd.
" uhhh excuse me Miss" Inuyasha said and grabbed a lady's hands. " Will you bear my child"
'SMACK!'
This commenced another three times, all rejections to the hanyou now hentai monk.
" Oh please I do not act that desperate" Mirkou said
" Riiiight" Tifa said
Mirkou then looked over at Tifa and grabbed her hands. " Will you bear my child?"
Tifa rolled her eyes at Mirkou and powered up Beat Rush. Mirkou was sent back to Lorien so he could prepare for his part as Celeborn. Tifa then walked up to the stage and was about to announce the winner.
" WAIT!" Tsukasa shouted, " I have annn act tooooooo"
Tsukasa, acting all trippy, slips on his foot. The One Ring fell out of his hand and slipped on his finger.
" NOOOOOOO!" Karou, Shippo and Rini shouted
Tsukasa disappeared in front of everyone's eyes. The crowd blinked a couple of times and the cheered for the disappearing act.
Meanwhile, Tsukasa...was in big trouble. Tsukasa saw Sesshomaru ( who is missing his right arm).
" Heh...so your the pathetic being who has my ring" Sesshomaru said
" uhh...no I don't" Tsukasa said and put is hands behind his back. Tsukasa took off the ring and found himself under the table where Inuyasha sat. Inuyasha dropped him ramen and grabbed Tsukasa.
" You draw to much attention to yourself Captain Planet" Inuyasha said in a serious tone and began to drag Tsukasa to his room...but then came back for the bowl of ramen as well...but then Inuyasha got it together and threw Tsukasa into the room
" I'm not that type of he/she!" Tsukasa shouted
Inuyasha had a sweat drop on his forehead, " I'm not going to rape you!" Inuyasha shouted and went back into character, " Little more caution from you boy..you carry a ring"
" N-no..." Tsukasa said, his voice cracked, " I- I am n-not carrying a r-ing"
" You do too" Inuyasha " I have the dog nose here!"
" Who are you?" Tsukasa asked
" Are you scared?" Inuyasha asked back
Tsukasa didn't answer and Inuyasha shouted, " Well are you!"
Tsukasa get so scared of the hanyou that he had another heart attack.
" Son of a-" Inuyasha began to shout, but then was cut off by a technical difficulties sign.
After five minutes of this sign, the movie resumes with Tsukasa breathing into a oxygen mask.
" I'm better" Tsukasa said, " I think I saw Jesus"
" -- well now that we established that you ARE scared- You will be even more frightened-" Inuyasha started to say, but was then cut off by Tsukasa.
" What there's two of you!" Tsukasa asked, only to be bashed in the head by Inuyasha.
Just then, Rini, Shippo and Karou burst in.
" We heard Tsukasa has another heart attack so back off!" Rini shouted, " Or I'll have at you Longshanks!"
There was about five seconds of silence until the whole ground ( minus Rini) began to burst out in laughter.
" They are coming for you...we must go to Rivendell" Inuyasha said
" Aren't you supposed to explain to us about the ringwraiths?" Shippo asked
"...no" Inuyasha commented, " No c'mon!"
Next chapter!
Ringwraits a'la Furuba!
We will rejoin Yoko-sama in the evil tower
AND...Sephiroth will make an appearance...we think..
