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Chapter Eight: There goes the Movie

As Tsukasa laid there in darkness, Kenshin Himura came into view.

" Tsukasa...come back to the light" Kenshin said

" YOU IDIOT LIGHT IS THE WAY TO DEATH!" Karou shouted.

" Oro...AH-GOMEN WAIT TSUKASA DON'T GO TO THE LIGHT" Kenshin shouted while shaking Tsukasa, " STEP AWAY FROM THE LIGHT!"

O.o;;;

So Tsukasa finally woke up, not having chose either darkness or light. The poor wavemaster was in a hospital bed.

" Ohhhh my head" Tsukasa said, " What did I do?"

" You had another heart attack" Yoko answered.

Tsukasa sat up in the bed, " What happened?" he asked.

" I was delayed" Yoko answered.

" You mean you were stealing stuff" Tsukasa corrected.

Just when a full blown argument was to commence among the two, Karou ran in.

" Tsukasa! Your alive!" she shouted and glomped Tsukasa.

"...icantbreatheee" Tsukasa managed to say

And then Kenshin walked in, " Welcome to Rivendel Tsukasa-kun" he said.

So Tsukasa and Karou walked of side of the hospital into the small city. The two were gretted by Rini and Shippo who glomped Tsukasa, who again could not breathe.

Meanwhile in a study hall, two people were having a very important conversation.

" See" Kenshin said while looking at the script, " Were supposed to be having an important conversation, that we are"

" Quit kissing up to the director" Yoko said.

" Fine!...I am very relieved that Tsukasa has recovered, that I am!" Kenshin said.

" Tsukasa wasn't meant to bear this burden" Yoko said

" So now what do we do" Kenshin said.

" I think we should have a meeting with all the races of the land and decided what to do" Yoko said.

"...That's actually a good idea" Kenshin said, " I must be dreaming!"

Kenshin then smacked Yoko across the head.

" Hey what was that for?" Yoko shouted.

" I thought I was dreaming so I smacked you" Kenshin said.

" Um Kenshin" Kato said from off stage, " Usually when you think your dreaming, you hit yourself"

" Hey I'm not smacking myself in the head" Kenshin said and then changed the subject, " I'll get members of each country to come here and we'll have a debate"

About five minutes later Bear the human, Kagome the elf and Kuwabara the idiot dwarf were walking around outside.

" I had to give up studying for a math exam for this!" Kagome grumbled.

" Could be worse..." Bear said while looking at a map of Rivendel. The three could not find Conference Hall C anywhere on the map.

" Hey!" Bear called out to a passer-byer (Inuyasha), " Could you tell us where Conference Hall C is?"

" No...I don't live here" Inuyasha said, " Besides I am supposed to be in the library...whatever that is..."

So while the three continued to search for Conference Hall C, we now join Inuyasha in the library...whatever that is (;;). Inuyasha sat in the library, trying to read a math book.

" a+ 1/4 divided by x -c" Inuyasha managed to read, " What kind of spell is this?"

Bear walked in, having followed Inuyasha. He spot the broken Tetsuaiga on an alter.

" The shardes of Tetsuaiga" Bear said in awe while picking it up, " The blade that cut of Sesshomaru's arm off.."

Bear ended up slitting his finger because he wasn't careful with the shard.

" Don't get to comfy with mah sword!" Inuyasha said proudly, " I'm getting it remade at the end of the movie"

" Fine!" Bear said and droped the sword. He walked off, leaving the sword on the ground.

Inuyasha walked over and put the sword on the alter. As Inuyasha stood there, Kikyo appeared at the side of the Hanyou.

" Why do you fear the past Inuyasha?" Kikyo asked.

" Because the past nearly destroyed us" Inuyasha said and forgot this was the movie, " Naraku tricked us-"

" Were being filmed!" Kikyo hissed.

" Oh..." Inuyasha said, " Because the same blood flows though my veins...The same weakness"

At that point, Inuyasha paused and was now pissed off, " Wait a second, I AM NOT WEAK!-"

" Inuyasha focus!" Kikyo hissed again and resumed character, " You will meet the same enemy and you will defeat him"

" That's it I'm leaving!" Inuyasha said and was about to walk off when-

" I got ramen noodles" Kikyo said

" Ok I'll stay..." Inuyasha said with a smile on his face.

" Do you remember when we first met?" Kikyo asked Inuyasha, ready for a romantic scene.

"...ramen..." Inuyasha commented cause his was in a trance.

" I want to stay with you Inuyasha.." Kikyo said.

Still, Inuyasha commented, "...ramen"

Kikyo, annoyed at Inuyasha's love for ramen noodles, pushed Inuyasha off the balcony area. Inuyasha landed on his back on the first floor...poor baka hanyou.

Anyway! The next day, the big meeting in Conference Hall C was beginning to take place. Yes Bear, Kagome, and, Kuwabara found the hall without any problems. At 12:01 P.M. Eastern time, Kenshin stood up and began his monologue.

" What's a monologue?" Cloud asked Kato.

" Shut up Cloud!" Kato whispered.

Kenshin stood up, " Strangers from distant lands, friends of old, you've been summoned to answer the threat of Mordor...Hey I just did a rhyme!"

Kato slapped her forehead at Kenshin's break in character.

" Tsukasa, put the ring of the table" Kenshin said

Tsukasa put the ring on the circular table and everybody looked at the queue card. It read " gasp" so everybody gasped in fear of the EEEEVIILLL RING OF POWER!

" ooo it's so pretty!" Bear said, " Let's use it"

" Idiot" Inuyasha said, " That's just what Sesshomaru wants us to do!"

" And what does a Hanyou know" Bear commented.

Kagome stood up, " Are you blind! This is Inuyasha aka Aragorn!"

" Who the hell is Aragorn?" Inuyasha asked.

" -.- The person your supposed to be playing as!" Kagome said

" Oh ya That's me!" Inuyasha said

" This is Inu-Isludir's heir?" Bear asked, going back into character.

" And heir to the throne of Gondor" Kagome added in with a smug look on her face.

Kagome sat back down, leg crossed over the other with a happy look on her face.

" Burger has no king...burger needs no king" Bear said to Inuyasha and sat down.

" I just messed up that line...didn't I?" Bear said aloud.

" YES!" the whole conference room answered.

" Damn..."

" Anyway..." Yoko said, " Inuyasha is right."

" We have only one choice" Kenshin said, " One of you must take this very ring back to Mt.Doom and destroy it...Ok...Any volunteers?"

There was a silence in the hall. One could hear a cricket chirp in the distance...followed by a wolf's howl. Ok we now realize that no one wants to do this (;;).

" One does not simply walk in to Sesshomaru's fortress!" Bear stated, " The air there is like carbon monoxide. It is impossible!"

" Nothing is impossible!" Kagome said to Bear, " Didn't you hear Kenshin-sama! The ring must be destroyed!"

" And I suppose you will be to one who takes it!" Kuwabara said to Kagome, " Or are you a chicken!"

" You wanna take this outside?" Kagome snapped back at Kuwabara.

" Wha?- I don't hit girls!" Kuwabara said

" Alright that's it!" Kagome shouted at Kuwabara, " Your going down!"

Kagome wiled on Kuwbara, punching him. A small circle formed around them chanting, " FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!"

Tsukasa looked at the ring go up in flames, his heart rate increased a bit.

" No I cannot have another heart attack!" Tsukasa thought and stood up.

" I will take the ring to Mordor!" Tsukasa shouted.

Everyone stopped and looked at the small hobbit.

"..though, I do not know the way" Tsukasa said, crestfallen that he did not have a map.

"...I will help you Tsukasa" Yoko said.

" Really?" Tsukasa said while looking up at Yoko.

" No! BWUAHAHAHAHAH!" Yoko said, " Oh man you should of scene your face!"

Just then, Yoko got hit by a Thunderga- cast by Kato Shingetsu and Riku from Kingdom Hearts.

"...I hate you Shingetsu.." Yoko said.

" And I hate me too" Kato said, " Now, help Tsukasa or you can go back to being Suichi for the rest of the fic!"

" Fine dammit fine!" Yoko shouted, " I'll help you Tsukasa!"

Inuyasha, moved by Yoko's acting, stood up.

" As long as I have blood in my veins...I will help you" Inuyasha said, " You have my nameless sword"

Inuyasha took a step foreward but slipped and the end of the blade went into his foot.

" AHHHHHHHH!" Inuyasha screamed in pain and fell, clutching his foot, " I WANT TETSUAIGA BACK"

The rest of the group decided to be in character for the chapter,

" And you have my bow" Kagome said

There was an awkward moment, when then Karou walked in.

" I'm going too!" she shouted, " So are Rini and Shippo"

Meanwhile, in the karaoke hall-

Rini and Shippo were singing the Sailor Moon theme song when suddenely- they both sneezed at the same time...very loudly I might add.

" Why do I have the feeling Karou just signed us up for something?" Shippo said.

" I have to agree with you"

DUN DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNNN

End chapter eight-

Authoress notes- bwuahahah I got Yu Yu Hakusho volume seven! Nyahahahaahah!