Atem's Queen: I don't know what to say except I own nothing. What happened to Yugi after the terrible incident? Please review!

Chapter nine

Yugi staggered down the street as if he was drunk. Who knows if he was drinking or not. (sniff) "My life is ruined…and it's all thanks to that idiotic pharaoh. (sigh) Now what am I supposed to do?" he said in no one in particular. "The world's coming to an end."

(Tea's house)

Tea dug through her closet. "Where is it? I know it's in here!" she tossed clothes over her shoulder landing on the floor. (sigh) "The world is in danger! And I must save it!" she continued to dig through her closet.

(Several minutes later)

"I found it!" Tea replied. She held out a multi-colored dress that resembled a lot like a power-puff dress. "Look out evil-doers! There's a new hero in town!"

(Back with Bakura)

"What to do?" asked Bakura as he walked through the forest. (a/n: random I know. Don't ask how he got in the forest.) "Where do I go to get the other millennium items? Hm…" he thought a moment. (shrug) "I don't know." (silence.) Oh yea before I forget, it was dark out. "Guess I should camp out here for tonight." he gathered up some wood. "Time to light the fire." he lit a match and made a fire. "There we go."

Then all of the sudden, Smokey the Bear randomly appears and puts out Bakura's lovely fire. "Only you can prevent forest fires." replied the bear.

"What the fuck! My fire!"

"Only you can prevent forest fires." said Smokey.

"You said that already!" yelled Bakura. (silence) "A talking bear…How much did I drink?" he scratched his head.

"Drinking is bad for you." replied the bear.

"I don't need a freakin' bear to tell me that." said Bakura.

"Oh, but you do."

"No, I don't." argued Bakura.

"Yes you do."

(several minutes later)

"Just die you stupid talking bear who ruined my nice fire!" Bakura took a gun out and shot Smokey the Bear. (thud) the bear fell to the ground. "Finally." Bakura lit up another fire. "Peace and quiet."

(Back with Yugi)

Yugi continued to stagger down the street. Then, Tea came running up to him. "Oh my God! My eyes!" cried Yugi as he saw Tea and her multi-colored dress.

"Hey Yugi!" cried Tea.

"Yugi covered his eyes. "My eyes…they burn!"

"You like my outfit?" she asked as she did a little twirl.

"What part of, 'My eyes they burn' don't you understand?" replied Yugi rudely.

Tea ignored the statement. "I'm off to save the world from evil!" said Tea as she pointed up at the sky.

"Yeah you do that." said Yugi." "And I hope you die too."

"Okay!" she ran off to who knows where.

Atem's Queen: I hope you enjoyed it. Please review!