Atem's Queen: Please read and review! Oh yea, I own nothing.

Chapter ten

"What a retarded bitch." replied Yugi. "Now what do I do? My life has no meaning…I must be emo."

(With Tea)

Tea ran down the street and bumped into Tristan. "Oh hey Tristan! Long time no see!"

"I saw you yesterday. Oh God. You in a multi-colored dress is scary." replied tent head. (Tristan) "May I ask why you're wearing that?"

"To save the world from evil!" replied Tea as she struck a heroic pose.

"Weird. Are you feeling okay?" asked Tristan.

"Just peachy! Well, I gotta go! Bye!" she ran off.

"She must be on crack. Or something." replied Tristan.

"Hey Tristan!" replied Joey as he walked up to his buddy.

"Sup Joey." (silence) the two just stood there in silence for several minutes.

"Yo' mamma!" they both said at the same time.

"Oh, so now you wanna talk about my mamma." said Joey.

"Sure do." replied Tristan.

"Okay then. Yo' mamma's so stupid she saw a bus full of white kids and thought it was a giant Twinkie!"

"Ohhh!" cried a random crowd that randomly came outta nowhere.

Tristan glared at Joey. "Yo' mamma's so fat, when she walks her butt claps."

"Ohhh!"

"Yo' mamma's so fat her shadow weighs 45 pounds!" replied Joey.

"Yo' mamma's so poor, I asked her if I can use the bathroom, and she just said to pick a corner." replied Tristan.

"Ohhh!"

Joey nodded. "Okay. Yo' mamma's so poor she uses coupon's at the 99 cent store."

"Ohhh!"

"Go home you wanna-be gangsters!" cried a random guy.

"Aw…okay…" said Tristan and Joey as they walked home solemnly.

"Ruin our fun." replied Joey.

"I know right." said Tristan as he kicked a small pebble. (silence)

"Did you see tea?" asked Joey.

"Yea. She's hideous. Her little multi-colored dress burns my eyes." replied tent head. (Tristan)

"It burns us." (silence) "Anyway, I gotta go. Home. You know, to lie lazily on the couch and maybe eat junk food."

"Oh okay. Bye." they both went their separate ways.

Atem's Queen: Sorry it was short and I don't own any of the jokes. My brother helped me out on it. I hope you liked it. Please review and no flamers! Cuz flamers will pay.