Disclaimer: The story you are reading was made for entertainment purposes only. The only character(s) I claim right to in this fanfiction are: Holly Slyvina and Haru. All other characters are appearing because I felt like it. All stage hands are friends who I asked to on crew. If you are still reading this, I pity you...

I also do not own Metallica

Anyway folks, here's the latest chapter of Anime Characters do the Lord of the Rings. Sorry I took so long to post, I've been busy with other things.


Chapter the tenth- Aerith's fortune cookies of DOOM (or is it Aeris...bah who cares!)
So we now join the eight walkers,...who decided to jog into what we call Lorien (or the golden forest). Since Yoko "died", they were going to have to go the super secret way.

Kuwabara is busy singing some Metallica song.

" DAMMIT BAKA" Bear shouted to Kuwabara, " Were supposed to be incognito! And do you have some sort of speech!"

" Etto..." Kuwabara mumbled, " Nope" (etto- well)

Everyone on and off stage let out a groan. Kato was now back were she belonged and was sitting on her respective directors chair.

Unfortunately, Yoko was standing right next to Kato and had put his rose whip around her neck (like a noose).

" I hate you.." Kato sobbed, " I hate you so much.."

Because of everyone's bickering or Kato's sobbing, a group of people came out and pointed various weapons at the eight walkers. Their leader was Squall.

" It's Leon" Squ- I mean Leon said, " And what are you people doing in our forest?"

" Were here for protection" Inuyasha responded, " And ramen, yes...lots of ramen"

"We gotta turn back!" Tsukasa said, for he..or she was afraid of these new people.

" You cannot turn back...Lady Aerith is waiting for you" Leon said

So the eight were lead to the main city. They were lead up a flight of stairs and the whole city gave off an eerie glow. All thanks to the radioactive hamster cream mentioned in chapter three.

The eight stood before two very important people. Lord Mirkou and Lady Aerith, leader of the High Elven people of Lorien. (everyone cheer!)

Cloud held up a sign that was directed to Mirkou. It read " Touch Aerith and I will ruin your chances of having a heir". Mirkou gulped with fear and began his small speech.

" Let's see head count. Ichi...ni...san," Lord Mirkou said and counted to himself, " There's only eight of you here...where's the really smart one?"

" Poor Yoko-sama" Lady Aerith said in a somber tone, " He died because Benji had to throw something at him"

Ben (off stage) gave a nervous laugh and Yoko slowly looked over at him.

" That was you!" Yoko said

" Well duh I mean he was sitting on MY chair and I -AUGHHHH!" Kato began to say but then was quickly silenced by a correctional tightening of the noose.

And the scene continues...

" You all must pull together and fight off evil" Lady Aerith said, " Or...you will fail and this world will fall to the darkness."

( "OH HAPPY DAYS!" Ansem shouted while dancing)

This of course did not put everyone's minds at ease. So Lady Aerith said something more comforting.

" Go now and rest" Lady Aerith said.

Later, everyone was resting. Kagome and Inuyasha were busy drinking some fresh mineral water. In the background, Chop Suey by System of a Down was playing.

Everyone gave Kato The Look. " What?" Kato said, " It was the best funeral song I had"

" It's a good song" Kagome commented as Inuyasha listened to the lyrics.

A few hours later, Kato was chatting with Aerith.

" So...how was the afterlife?" Kato asked Aerith.

" It was fine" Aerith said, " But I couldn't really enjoy it that much because CLOUD KEPT SOBBING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH!"

" I said I was sorry!" Cloud said off stage.

Kato signaled that the movie was to continue and she ran off set. Tsukasa entered in via stage right.

" Hullo Lady Aerith" Tsukasa chimed.

" Hi Tsukasa" Lady Aerith said informally to Tsukasa, " Would you like to look into this seemingly harmless mirror. It gives out fortunes"

" Cool!" Tsukasa said and walked up to the mirror.

" O-negai, five cents" Aerith asked. (Onegai means please)

Tsukasa gave Aerith a nickel and she threw it in. Words appeared on the mirrors surface, like it was magic 8 ball.

" Trust a few, fear the rest- The X-Men" Aerith read.

" So...just trust mah homies" Tsukasa said, being the gangsta that he is.

" Straight-tripping boo!" Aerith said...sounding like a white girl from uptown. Aerith herself threw in a nickel and the words appeared.

" Better watch your back- quote Sephiroth" Aerith read and then commented, " That's funny, I don't remember him saying that.."

Sephiroth appeared behind Aerith and breathed down on her neck.

O.O!- This was Aerith's facial expression as she felt the icy cold presence of death right behind her. With a shing and a slicing/stabbing sound, Sephiroth had stabbed Aerith...again.

" NOOOOOOOOO" Cloud shouted out loud and ran over to his beloved.

Everyone else however began to sing:

" Ding-dong the witch is dead! Which ol' witch? The wicked witch! Ding Dong with wicked witch is dead!"

" MAKE THEM STOP!" Cloud sobbed liked a little cry baby to Kato.

Kato was busy clapping along. " It's a catchy tune!" she said and hugged Sephiroth, " Arigatõ gozaimasu Sephiroth-dono!"

"...Don't touch me" Sephiroth said to the authoress.

" Oh Aerith you've died again!" Cloud managed to say before bursting into tears.

Just then, Aerith sat up " Actually, the stab wasn't fatal"

" What?" Cloud said

" Nani!" Sephiroth shouted.

The whole set (and possibly the entire world) joined in saying: "WHAAAA?"

Aerith stood up and dusted herself off, " I think I might pull through. I'M ALIVE AND I LOVE IT!"

" Hurray!" Cloud shouted, " Aerith is alive!"

" yay..." the whole set said dully.

Kato immediately slugged Sephiroth in the arm " DAMMIT SEPHIROTH YOUR LOOSING YOUR TOUCH!" she shouted.

Sephiroth immediately wailed out, " NO-O-O!" and fell into a fettle possition and began to hyper ventilate.


And so...that is chapter the tenth. I hope you enjoyed it.

Next time on ACLOTR's- Another big fight sequence!