Atem's Queen: I own nothing. Please enjoy.
Chapter eleven
Yami was sprawled out on the couch, sleeping away after eating all that ice cream. He woke up and yawned. "Ah! What a beautiful morning!" cried the pharaoh.
"It's the afternoon stupid!" replied Yugi as he just walked through the front door.
"Ah, Aibou, you're back!" said the pharaoh happily.
"Hey, don't give me that Aibou shit!" snapped Yugi angrily.
"Well, someone's grumpy."
"Well, I wouldn't be if SOMEONE hadn't eaten MY ice cream!" shouted Yugi. (silence) "You're so mean!" he ran to his room.
"He needs to be cheered up." replied the pharaoh who was a bit worried. "But I'm not the one to do it!" he said proudly and very stupidly.
(Upstairs)
(sigh) Yugi sat at his desk. "I'm pissed. Yami, the super stupid pharaoh, ruined everything! The world's coming to an end, and I have nothing to do! This is bullshit. Doesn't that loser have somebody else to bother!"
"Nope." Yami replied as he randomly appeared out of nowhere behind Yugi.
"No one asked you!"
"So. If you want someone to blame, blame your extremely old grandfather. He's the one who gave you the puzzle. Or, blame yourself. You solved the puzzle." replied Yami.
Yugi sat there in silence. 'Oh my God he's right! I couldn't blame myself, cuz that old fart MADE me solve the puzzle. He said he'd send me away to Never-ever Land with Michael Jackson! Come on, of course I'd solve the puzzle. No little boy wants to go there!' "I hate that old fart! He made me solve that damn puzzle!"
"What are you gonna do?" asked yami.
Yugi smiled. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Yami smirked. "Oh yea. Jingle bells! Jingle bells! Jingle all the way!" he sang.
"No you freakin idiot! I was thinking more on the lines of: Murder." answered Yugi.
"Aw…it's never singing." said Yami who was now disappointed.
(several minutes later)
"What to do?" asked Yugi to himself as he sat at his desk plotting evil schemes to wipe out that old geezer.
"I'm still sad because we're not singing." said Yami.
"Shut up you." replied Yugi. "You're so freakin' worthless. Sometimes it makes me wonder why they call you King of games." silence filled the room. Then, a light bulb lit up in Yugi's head. "Why do they call you the King of Games? I fight the damn duels."
"No, I do."
"We both do." replied Yugi.
"No I do. You're just the little voice inside my head that won't shut up and let me play. You always nag." replied Yami.
"By the way, they say Yugi. I'm Yugi."
"So, I still fight the duels. You just get all the glory which should belong to me. You can't play worth crap." said the pharaoh.
"We'll just see about that. I'll kill you. Then we'll see who's the King of games." replied Yugi all crazy like.
Atem's Queen: sorry if it seems short and it's not as funny as my other ones.
