It's time for the next installment of everybody's favorite parody!-

Anime Character's do the Lord of the Rings! (everybody cheer!)

Disclaimer: I own Holly and Haru...everything else is...well not mine. BUT I WANT SEPHIROTH!

" So do I!" Holly shouts and Haru gives a crestfallen look.

Chapter Twelve: The Anti Kato Shingetsu Club (it's out there...)

Last time on Yu Yu Hakush- no wait is this Inuya- gawd...last time on whatever anime show you what this to be. (I say Yu Yu Hakusho)

Yoko Kurama was falling down the abyss of DARKNESS! Ansem was falling with him.

" DARKNESS! MUWHAHAHAHAH!" Ansem shouted with glee.

" Do you have to do that every five minutes?" Yoko asked.

" Hey were going to be falling foe a very long time" Ansem shot back.

" For how long?"

" About...20 more minutes" Ansem answered.

" THAT STUPID WRITER!" Yoko shouted.

" You hate Kato Shingetsu as well?" Ansem asked.

Yoko then pulled out a voodoo doll of Kato Shingetsu. The doll had needles sticking in it's legs, arms and hands.

" Hey let's start a hate club!" Ansem said

" So much hate over me...T.T" Kato said while sobbing.

And so, the two survived the 20 minute fall. What would you expect, one is the King of Darkness and the other is a Fox Demon (this sounds like the summary of an odd couple like sh-

" DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT SHINGETSU!" Ansem shouted at Kato.

" Save your breath" Kato said, " I have better things to write about...like this!"

Anyway, the two established The Anti Kato Shingetsu Club. Joining members were: Riku, Flamer #1025, Aya from Ceres Celestial Legend and Ben the muse/ stagehand/ TRAITOR WHO WILL DIE!

" Meep!" Ben squeaked with a sad face, " I'm so abused"

" Awww" Aya cooed and comforted the Prairie dog anthro.

Subliminal Message: Cookie Elves

Tsukasa woke up with a jump and screamed, " WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH". Karou woke up as well with a jump and went over to Tsukasa.

" Are you alright Tsukasa-san?" Karou said.

" I had the scariest dream that Yoko died" Tsukasa wept.

" But Tsukasa" Karou said, " Yoko did 'die'. It was about 3-4 chapters back"

Tsukasa looked down at the ground with a sad face. Karou then said something that was supposed to be very inspiring.

" Cheer up Tsukasa!" Karou said and smiled, " Just remember, one day you'll experience a painful and bloody death like Yoko did"

Tsukasa had the absolute look of horror on his face (0.0!). Karou kissed him on the forehead, said good night, and left Tsukasa frozen in fear as he thought about all the painful ways one could die on this journey.

The Next day-

Tsukasa and Karou were walking on the road to Mordor. It was nothing but stones, cold and sighs...darkness-

" YAY DARKNESS!" Ansem shouted from a distance.

" WILL SOMEBODY SHUT HIM UP!" Kato shouted.

Anyway, the point of it all is this- Spirits were low. It was then, that Karou noticed something.

The two of them were lost-

"WERE LOST!" Karou said looked at her map. It was really a map-maze from the Akabeko's Chibi-Meal. Karou went through five of those before she successfully got to the end of the map.

" Maybe we should of gotten a real map" Tsukasa commented.

Just then, Tsukasa looked North and saw something that was as scary as hell. It was Sesshomaru's eye.

"How we got it was quite easy; we took a knife and g-" Kato began to say, but was cut off by Holly.

" SHH" Holly said, " Don't tell the audience we decapitate anime bishounen!"

Anyway, the enlarged eye was glaring down at Tsukasa. And the poor wavemaster began to suffer another heart attack. Tsukasa began to punch his chest a few times.

" Man your health insurance must be expensive" Karou said

Tsukasa nodded a few times while gasping for air.

" Maybe it's the Lembas bread" Karou commented.

Tsukasa and Karou were dreaming of sugar plum fairies. They were dancing in the their heads. But then, a dark, gangly creature was crawling down from the cliff that the two were sleeping under.

T'was Aki (a.k.a.- Mikage), from Ceres Celestial Legend. And Mikage (the dark side of Aki) was pretty pissed off.

" You kids are so gonna pay for stealing my ring" Mikage said while crawling down.

Tsukasa and Karou heard this, and they pounced on Mikage. Mikage kicked, jabbed and screamed, trying to get away from the two. But Tsukasa took out his cheap plastic sword and held it against Mikage's throat.

" Either you come quietly with us" Tsukasa said, " Or I'll stab you"

The stagehands were snickering like crazy. But it didn't matter. Mikage submitted.

And so now, Karou and Tsukasa were dragging Mikage threw the barren desert.

" AW C'MON LET ME GO!" Mikage screamed, " I wasn't gonna kill you I was just gonna make it so you couldn't breathe anymore"

" That's the same thing!" Karou shouted.

" Busu.." Mikage grumbled. (translation: ugly)

Just before Karou could throttle Mikage, Tsukasa stepped in and asked-

" Do you know the way to Mordor?"

" huh...uh yes!" Mikage said, " Yes indeed I do!"

" Take us there and we won't kill you" Karou said

" Deal!"

Next time-

um...I forgot what happens next. None the less enjoy!