Atem's Queen: I own nothing. Please review!
Chapter 13
Last time: "Like it?" came the reply of the king.
'No, I can't tell him I do. It's so hip…so pimp. Must have. Now its time to figure out how to kick him out.' "No." lied Yugi
Anyway, back to the story.
"I hate it. You ruined my basement and you're a disgrace to this house." said Yugi.
"But its pimp." whimpered yami.
"Pimp smimp. I don't care what it is. Get out of this basement. In fact, get out of this house!" yelled Yugi.
"I live in this house. You can't just kick me out."
"Oh yes I can. I gave you a place to stay and I can easily take it away from you. Now get out of my damn house!" yelled Yugi.
"Fine you mean short little person!" replied Yami as he left.
(silence filled the basement.)
"Yay! I have a cool new pimp evil lair to scheme my evil deeds!" Xhibit walked up to him.
"Here's the bill."
"Bill? What bill?" asked Yugi confused.
"You know. For your cool new pimpin' basement." Xhibit replied. He handed Yugi the bill.
"Holy shit!"
(With Yami)
Yami walked down the street wondering where to go. Just then, Tea walked up to him. "Wow Tea! What a pretty outfit!"
"Really! Thanks!" said Tea cheerfully.
"Why are you wearing such a beautiful dress on a fine day like this?" he asked.
"Because! Don't you remember? The world is in danger!" she said all drastic.
"Dear Ra! Why didn't anybody tell me!"
"We did!" answered some random crowd.
"Tea quick! Let us save the world together!" replied the pharaoh.
"Together?" Tea asked all dreamy like.
"Yes."
"Like side by side? Boyfriend and girlfriend?" she asked.
"Why in Ra's name would I like you like that? I'm gay." answered Yami.
(sigh) "How come all the cute guys are gay?" she asked herself.
"Cuz you make every straight guy turn gay." he answered flatly.
(sniff) "So true!" she started to sob.
"Cry me a river." replied Yami.
"I am!" then she ran off.
(Tea)
"I need a feminine touch. So the all the guys will like me!" said Tea as she stood in front of somebody's door. "Well, here goes nothing." knock! Knock! The door opens.
"Hey hun. What's up?"
Atem's Queen: I'm ending it here. I hope you enjoyed it. Please review!
