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Chapter 14
"Hey Mai!" greeted Tea as she saw Mai.
"Come in."
"Don't mind if I do." Tea stepped inside and they both sat on the couch in the living room.
"So, what brings you here?" asked Mai as she took a sip of her green tea.
"Well, since you're a slutty bitchy hoe, I was wondering if you can help me out. After all, for ages I've been saying I need more female friends because I've lost my feminine touch." answered Tea.
"What about me in the beginning?" asked Mai.
"Uh…you're beautiful…" answered tea.
"Oh, that's what I thought you said." Mai replied. "So, you want my help."
"Yes."
"Well, first of all hun, you ain't gonna be wearing that hideous multi-colored dress. Just one look at you and people will be blind." said Mai.
"That explains a lot." mumbled Tea. "But I need to! It's my crime fighting outfit! The world is in danger!"
"Honey, the world is not in danger, and even if it was that hot sexy pharaoh will save us all." replied Mai.
"I thought you were dating Joey."
"I am."
"Slut."
"What was that?" asked Mai.
"Nothing. Anyway, isn't he gay?" asked tea.
Mai shrugged. "So." (silence) "Anyway, how about changing the look. Put on some make-up."
"Oh no. My mom won't let me put on make-up. She thinks I might eat it." replied Tea.
"Fine. How about just the dress?" asked Mai.
"I already told you." said Tea.
"Fine then. All the girls will hate you for making straight guys gay." replied Mai.
(sigh) "Okay." said tea. Mai just smiled.
(Back with Yugi.)
Yugi sat on the ground very pissed off. "Hey Yugi." greeted Yami as he walked up to him. Yugi said nothing. "Why are you sitting on the ground? And what the hell happened to our house!" asked the pharaoh as he looked at the scene. Yugi sat in the middle of what used to be their house.
"It's all your fault." mumbled Yugi.
"What?"
"I said it's all your fucking fault!" shouted Yugi. "Because of you, I had to get rid of the house to pay off your damn bill! All cause you pimped our basement! Why don't you just drop dead and die?"
"Because I'm already dead. I'm just a wandering spirit." answered the pharaoh. Yugi threw a rock at him. "Ow! What was that for?"
"Spirit? Whatever. Go fuck yourself." replied Yugi as he hugged his knees tightly.
"Someone's grumpy." said Yami as he left.
(At Joey's)
Ring! Ring! Ring! "Hello?" answered Joey as he picked up the phone.
"Joey, it's me Tristan."
"Oh hey."
"What are you doing?" asked Tristan.
"Watching TV sitting upside down on the couch eating pizza while trying not to throw up. You?" replied Joey.
"Nothing. I'm bored. Do you want to go to the arcade?"
"Sure why not."
(Mai's house)
"There you go!" cried Mai as she admired her work. Tea was now new and improved. She had on a very short skirt and a very revealing top. Not a pretty sight.
"Wow thanks Mai!"
"You're welcome you bitch." said Mai.
"I'm off to save the day!" she ran out of the house.
Now people will think she's sluttier than me! Ha ha ha!" thought Mai evilly as she continued to do her annoying high pitched laugh.
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