Disclaimer: I do not own the Lord of the Rings. I do not own any anime or video game you see in this fanfiction. I own Holly and Haru. Ben, Jimmy and Steven are in this story cause they are my muses.

To everyone who has read- Thank you for your love and support. To everyone who will read- I shan't let you down.

Last time on Rohan 9-1-1:

There was an ER call when Cloud was taken to the hospital. Cloud, in sheer hysteria, was left alone with a nurse. But the nurse ended up being Jaken...which is VERY disturbing...


Chapter 14- Sano Saves the Day


The next morning-

Sango walked into the hospital to check in on Cloud. Sango wouldn't admit it to anyone else on the cast, but she really was beginning to like Cloud.

Cloud with his spiked-up blond hair and his tough attitude. Sango let out a small sigh and opened the door to Cloud's room.

Off stage, Holly and Ben were holding back Tifa and Aeris from destroying Sango.

" BUT SHE'S NOT EVEN IN THE VIDEO GAME!" Tifa cried out.

" It's not fair!" Aeris shouted.

" Now, now" Holly said, " Don't worry. I'm sure Sango's just really taking her acting career seriously...which is quite refreshing for a change, ne Otouto-chan?"

" Huh...?" Ben said, " Oh yeah! Right...Sango's performance is good"

Anyway, Sango walked in and saw a blanket over Cloud's have. Sango pulled the blanket off and saw Cloud's pale face with a frightened to death facial expression (a'la Ringu)

" Who could have done this?" Sango said, enraged.

Sango then saw a note clenched in Cloud's dead hand. Sango pried it from Cloud's hand and read:

To whom it may concern,

I, Cloud Strife, was just poisoned by Jaken. Jaken is working for Beryl, who is working for Sesshomaru.

There's something I must say before I died...there has always been one lady in my life who I've loved. And her name is-

The letter at that point was cut off, indicating that Cloud had died. Everyone, on and off stage was in sheer shock because the letter was left unfinished.

" So who does Cloud love more?" Kato said and then started to shake Jimmy, " I MUST KNOW!"

" Calm down Kato" Ben said and pried Jimmy away from her, " Remember, your a Clarith fan (CloudxAerith/Aeris)?"

Kato blinked her eyes and then laughed, " Your right!". Aerith gave a small cheer while Tifa contemplated killing Kato.

Later at the Fool's Gold-en Hall:

Sando was presenting her case to Koenma, king of the horse tamers...or something like that. Koenma was now in his adult form and was wearing a gray wig and beard. Yusuke was sitting off to the side because he was playing as the jury for this case.

" Damn community service!" Yusuke grumbled to himself

Sango stood up and began her lawer-like speech, " Ladies and Gentlemen of the court." Sango said, " um...Yusuke...and your honorable Koenma-sama. I would like to bring to your attention that your son is dead"

Koenma looked as if he wasn't paying attention. In fact, the wig was covering his eyes.

" M-my lord?" Sango said and walked up to Koenma . She found out that Koenma was sleeping.

" Grrrr..." Sango snapped her fingers in Koenma's face, " WAKE UP!"

Koenma still wouldn't wake up. So, Sango decided to pour ice cold water on top of Koenma.

" WAHHHHHH!" Koenma shouted waking up in a flash, "COLD COLD COOOLD!"

" GOOD NOW PAY ATTENTION!" Sango shouted enraged, " YOUR SON HAS DIED DAMMIT!"

" Wait...what?" Koenma asked

" Your...son..is...dead" Sango said slowly.

"...I had a son?" Koenma asked

Sango and Yusuke gave out a loud groan. " This is gonna be a long day" Yusuke said to himself.

Five hours later-

After going thought countless eye witnesses, a surveillance camera playback, a short coffee brake and a showing of the 1987 Oscars, Koenma finally reached a verdict.

" I hear by find the accused not guilty" Koenma said and banged a gavel on the table.

" WHAT?" Sango and Yusuke shouted simultaneously.

Jaken slowly walked over to Koenma and bowed.

" Be he killed Cloud!" Sango shouted

" Yeah well, Cloud wasn't a good child" Koenma said, " He was quasi-evil, semi evil, the Tofu of evil. Cloud was the diet coke of evil"

" Screw this" Yusuke said and walked out.

" Fine" Jaken said, " Your banished!"

And so

Yusuke and a bunch of extras went off riding. They spent the night attacking a Youma party.

It was 8:00 a.m the next day when the drive by gang took off north. As Yusuke rode, he heard a voice.

" Oh my God!" Kagome shouted, " They trampled over Kuwabara!"

" You bastards!" Inuyasha shouted.

So Yusuke signaled to surround the three.

" What are you three doing here?" Yusuke asked

" Nothing" Inuyasha, Kuwabara and Kagome said all together.

" Nothing...or something" Yusuke said.

" Fine smart-ass" Inuyasha said, " Were looking for a few of our friends. They were kidnapped by Youma"

" We thought you guys were spies for that white demon thing in the forest" Yusuke said.

DUN DUN DUNNNNNN

Everyone gave an odd look because of the dramatic sound effect.

" What the hell...anyway" Yusuke said to the three, " We burned the bodies last night so there wouldn't be any evidence...does that solve your problems?"

" No" The three answered.

" T.S!" Yusuke said, " Go check the site anyway. Were going north now...don't follow us"

So as Yusuke and his gang rode off, Kagome, Kuwabara and Inuyasha walked over to the burning site.

Nothing was left alive. Inuyasha let out a scream of agony...then, his nose kicked in.

" Demo..." Inuyasha said and got down on his knees. He began to sniff the ground, " Shippo and Rini...there still alive"

" WHAT!" Kagome said.

" Yeah" Inuyasha said and sniffed the ground again, " They went..sniff that way"

Inuyasha pointed to the Forbidden Forest.

" Why d'ya suppose they went in there?" Kuwabara asked.

HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED!

Rini and Shippo ran off into the forest while the Drive-By Gang fought the Youma. Yusuke never even saw Rini and Shippo in the first place. Rini dropped to her knees, she was very tired.

" C'mon Rini!" Shippo said, " We gotta keep moving"

But then, they heard a Youma was coming near.

" You miserable little punks!" the Youma said, " I am gonna slice you up!"

This threat gave Rini a bit more strength to run. Shippo led Rini to a tree and made her climb it. After Rini was at a safe distance, Shippo began to climb. Shippo checked the area to see that the Youma wasn't in view.

" Were safe" Shippo sighed in relief.

But then, the Youma came out of nowhere and grabbed Shippo. Shippo was yanked to the ground and the Youma placed a sword on his neck.

" Shinu" The Youma said.

" SHIPPO!" Rini shouted

Just then, something slid past Rini, landed on the ground and pounded the Youma flat.

" You kids really shouldn't be walking about this forest" the guy said.

" Who are you?" Rini said as she cautiously got out of the tree.

" The names Sano" the guy said, " I'm a fighter for hire"

" Well thanks Mr.Sano" Shippo said.

The two were about to walk away when Sano cleared his throat.

" I believe there is the matter of paying me" Sano said

" But were just kids!" Rini said, " Were broke"

"Fine then!" Sano said and picked the two up, " Then I'm taking you to my friend"

The two were dropped off in front of the last person you would ever expect to see


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