Disclaimer: I don't own The Lord of the Rings. I do not own any of the copyrights to any of the anime or video games you see in this story. I, Kato Shingetsu, own the copyrights to Holly Slvyina and Haru. Muses Ben, Jimmy and Steven appear in this story purely for entertainment purposes only.

I'd like to take a moment of your time to thank you for reading my fanfiction. With this being the holiday season, I have taken some time to think about what I am thankful for. I don't have a job that gives me a salary. But I consider the reviews I get from my stories worth more then gold (I say this cause I don't have any gold). Well thanks a bunch! And have a nice holiday season.


Chapter 16- The Exorcism of Koenma Daioh

Back in Fangorn Forest:

Kuwabara was slurping a slushy, " Belch...Raspberry!"

Inuyasha, Kagome and Kuwabara were still on the trail of Shippo and Rini. But alas! About thirty minutes ago, something odd happened. They met someone they did not expect to meet.


" Meet my friend" Sano said

Shippo and Rini found themselves standing in front of Yoko Kurama. Who was susposed to be dead. Rini and Shippo stood there with their mouths open.

" Your supposed to be dead!" Rini squeaked.

" I know, I know" Yoko said, " Once again I cheat death"

" But what about a serious injury from the fall?" Shippo asked

" Please! A few scratches are nothing" Yoko said.

Rini and Shippo, who were in doubt, started to poke Yoko to make sure they were not delirious. Yoko had a vein mark on his forehead because of the two's stupidity. It was the last straw when Rini grabbed Yoko's face and stretched it into a smile.

" KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY!" Yoko shouted.

Rini and Shippo gave a meep and hid behind Sano for a moment.

" Yes as you've now found out for yourselves, I'm alive.." Yoko said in a calm tone.

" So what should we do with em?" Sano said

" How about you and all of your buddies have a meeting" Yoko said.

" What buddies?" Sano asked, " WHO'VE YOU BEEN TALKING TO"

" I thought you belonged to the Sekihoutai" Yoko said

" But their dead!" Sano said

" We brought them back from the dead so they can play the Ents" Kato said quietly.

" The Ents?" Sano asked

" Yes! The Ents!" Kato said, " Your Treebeard!"

" Tree..beard?" Sano said inquisitively.

At this point, Kato was so mad that she walked up to Sano and smacked him across the head, " GET OVER TO THE MEETING GROUNDS AND DEBATE RIGHT NOW!"

" u.u Yes ma'am" Sano said and walked off with Rini and Shippo

Kato walked off grumbling, " I'm getting too old for this..."

" Old!...uh Kato?" Yoko said, " Your 16, ok? Your a year older then my human form"

Kato, while walking away, mouthed the words 'human form' and something clicked in her head. " Which reminds me...since you came back...your supposed to be different right?"

" Ah-" Yoko said, trying to interrupt Kato. But alas! Kato was planning something devious.

" Technically, you should be 'reborn'" Kato concluded.

" Shingetsu" Yoko said sternly, " For the love of the gods if your thinking what I think your thinking"

" Oh but I am!" Kato said and took out her magical mechanical pencil.

All hell was about to break loose when then...

The lights went out.

" EEEEEEEEK!"

The lights went back on and Kato's mechanical pencil disappeared from her hands.

Kato squeaked and looked around, " I-I need that pencil to mess around with the story!"

" Does this mean I won't be human for the rest of the story?" Yoko asked with a raised eyebrow.

" sniffle...yes..." Kato said gloomily and went back to her directors chair.

Any who-

Kagome looked around, " I sense something.." she said

" Hm?"

" Something evil is coming" Kuwabara said, the tickle feeling hitting him.

Everyone readied their weapons and stood there. They waited for this 'evil' to come to them. The tension could be cut with a pocket knife.

Just then, Yoko walked out of a bush behind the tree.

" What are you kids doing?" Yoko asked after walking up to the tree.

" Waiting..." Kagome said

" For?" Yoko asked

" Something evil to come" Kuwabara answered.

Yoko gave a confused look and thought ' What? I'm not evil enough for you?'.

So Yoko decided to wait with them, it's not like he had anything better to do at the moment.

Two hours later everyone (minus Yoko) was still frozen into fighting stance. Everything was eerily silent. With the exception of Ben and his game boy.

" Weee!"

" Are you s-" Yoko began to ask but was cut off

" SHHHHH!"

" That's it!" Yoko growled and walked in front of the three, " Now look you three! I've got my own things to take care of. So either tag along with me or I can leave you hear to die!"

The three blinked at the new comer. They were not expecting to see Yoko ( who had 'died') in front of them. So the three screamed-

" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

" Your supposed to be dead!" Kagome said

" -.- I'm not the first person to cheat death..." Yoko commented

" Yeah there's Kikyo, Princess Serenity, Ceres, Mikage, The Organic Angel Alexiel. The list goes on and on"

So Yoko led the three out of the Evil Forest. Yoko whistled and up came a taxi.

" What the-" Yoko mumbled.

" Uh there was a bit of a mix up with the agency" Steven explained, " We sent for a white horse but we got a taxi car instead"

" Works for me" Kagome said while shrugging her shoulders.

Kagome, Kuwabara, Yoko and Inuyasha got inside the taxi to see Nabiki Tendo (from Ranma 1/2) as their driver.

" Where to kiddies?" Nabiki asked

" Rohan" Yoko said, " and I'm not a kid..."

So Nabiki drove off like a maniac through the grassy plane. Yoko began to go through a briefing with the others.

" While I was going through time and space" Yoko explained, " I saw Koenma. But it wasn't the end. He was being possessed by something. Oh and Jaken was there too"

" That little toad!" Kagome said.

" I thought he was an imp" Inuyasha commented.

" Who cares he's evil!" Kagome said

" You two, shut up!" Yoko commanded, " Anyway, were going to exorcise whatever is possessing Koenma. Now it's not gonna be easy and it's not gonna be fun"

Insert the Exorcist theme(something I don't own)

The four got out of the taxi and paid Nabiki. Everyone walked up the stairs and noticed that nobody was guarding the front gate. So they let themselves in.

" Ok if anyone asks, I'm just a simple exorcist" Yoko said, " Kagome your my niece from out of town. Inuyasha, your Kagome's idiot husband. Kuwabara, your selling subscriptions to Readers Digest "

Everyone started to complain about their rouses.

" I don't want to be married to Inuyasha!"

" I'm not an idiot!"

" What's Readers Digest?"

" SHUT YOUR TRAPS!" Yoko shouted and knocked on the door to the inner part of the hall. " If anyone asks, my name isn't Yoko"

" Why?" Inuyasha asked.

" I was banned from the Fool's Golden Hall a few years back" Yoko said.

Sango appeared from behind them, " Who are you four?"

" I'm the exorcist" Yoko said, " This is my niece, he idiot husband...and I don't know this one"

" Nice to meet you" Sango said, " Lord Koenma is inside"

The five walked in to see Koenma in his chair. He was either sick, sleeping or dying.

" That exorcists looks oddly familiar" Sango said, " What's his name?"

"Uh..."

" Frank" Kagome said

" Toto-sai" Inuyasha answered simultaneously

" uh...Yoko?" Kuwabara answered

Sango let out a gasp, " YOKO KURAMA! HE WAS BANNED FROM THIS PLACE! GUARDS!"

The guards rushed out onto the scene and the three held back the guards and Sango.

Yoko, meanwhile, was trying to play exorcists. Yoko tapped Koenma in the head with his new and improved wizards staff.

" Give it up Pretty-Girl" Beryl said through Koenma.

Yoko was enraged, " I AM NOW A WOMAN! DON'T CONFUSE ME WITH TSUKASA! DIE!"

Yoko slammed Koenma in the head and Beryl was knocked out of Koenma instantly.

Koenma fell over asleep but was presumed dead.

" Oh no!" Sango shouted and ran over to her 'uncle' (notice the nifty quote marks), " Wake up!"

Koenma (in his adult form) made no move to wake up.

" I have a muffin.." Sango said

In a poof, Koenma turned into his child form and woke up. " Where?" Koenma said while looking around.

Everyone looked at their ruler and bowed respectfully. " Your alive sir!"

" Yes of course I am!" Koenma said while putting on his puffy hat, " And Jaken is working for Beryl as you all might have guessed"

Everyone looked at Jaken and advanced on him.

" You won't make a fool of me!" Jaken said reaching for his staff, " FEAR THE STAFF OF TWO HEADS!"

Jaken was about to pull out his staff when he realized, that he did have the staff with him


FLASHBACK (The Prop Room)

" Hey Holly" Ben said, " check out this staff I found"

" Ewww it's got two heads on it!" Holly said

" Yeah...it's also a flamethrower" Ben said, " Wanna go torch things?"

" SURE!"

Later, Jaken woke up from his beating and found himself tied to a tree.

" HELLLLLLP!"


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I'm currently listening to the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory soundtrack...hehe I love it!