Disclaimer: I do not own any of the anime/ video games or the Lord of the Rings that you see in this fanfiction. I own Holly Slyvina and Haru. The muses Ben, Jimmy and Steven appear because I made them.

12-3-05- I decided to start putting updates in case anyone cares about what I have to say. It was my birthday two days ago ( yay I'm 17!). My brother got me so nun chucks. hehe now I have a weapon. -.- I had to take the SAT's today. I had to go spend five hours at school..yeah the one place I want to be on my weekends...

Anyway, on with chapter 17


-Chapter 17: Skills...

Koenma was busy trying to act sad because Cloud had "died".

" YAY!" Sephiroth squealed with delight.

" I didn't think I'd live to see my own son die" Koenma sniffled, " I hate my job.."

"..I hate being here" Yoko said, trying to cheer up the toddler-ruler.

" IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEE!" Koenma said in an fake acting tone and began to fake cry.

Yoko then said something, but we can't hear it cause the music is blaring in the background and it's in another language.

Ahem,...in chapter 13 we viewed a small town in Rohan be destroyed by Sephiroth's meteor. But, two little kids made it out of the rubble alive and got to the main city. Their names were Miaka Yuki and Chichiri (from Fushigi Yugi).

"...No...da..." Chichiri said in a weary tone and collapsed.

" I'm sooooo hungry!" Miaka whimpered

Later-

Everyone was staring at Miaka. She had consumed 10 plates of food in about 5 minutes.

" Some youma attacked us and we came here to warn you, no da!" Chichiri said.

" How terrible!" Sango commented.

" ..." Yoko was silent from some reason

" Well?" Kato said from her directors chair

" Well what?" Yoko asked

" Aren't you supposed to say something insightful to Koenma-sama?" Kato asked

Yoko then stood up from his place and started to walk over to Kato, " Y'know" Yoko said, " I'm getting sick of you authoresses and your pathetic-"

WHAP!

It was then when Kato unleashed her secret weapon. With a twirl and a small jingle from the chain Kato showed off her new nun chucks!

" Nun chucks, biatch!" Kato shouted.

" Who in the right mind would give you a weapon?" Sephiroth asked

" Nii-san, of course!" Kato said happily

Everyone gave a sweatdrop and looked at Ben.

" Hey I'm Otouto-chan" Ben said in his defense, " besides I'm only a brother-in-arms. I'm not related to Kato"

" Anyway...thank you Nii-san!" Kato said

" Thank you Kato's Nii-san" the crew said

Anyway

Yoko sat there with Koenma. The poor fox anthro now had a bump on his head because of the nun chuck attack.

" I think you should fight" Yoko said dully.

" I don wanna!" Koenma said

"coughwhimpcough!" Inuyasha said

" What did you say!" Koenma said while summoning a ton of guards

Inuyasha gave a sweatdrop and improvised, " uh...whi...whip...uh rose whip?" he then pointed to Yoko and laughed.

" -.- baka hanyou" Yoko grumbled.

" Ok then were leaving!" Koenma shouted.

So, the small city on the hill was given the proclamation that it was time to leave town. People were told to take all that was necessary.

" I can't believe Koenma's being such a wuss!" Kuwabara said while walking with Inuyasha, Kagome and Yoko, " We should fight!"

" Your philosophy on everything is to fight" Yoko said

" You wanna take this outside?" Kuwabara asked

" We are outside, baka.." Yoko said

" What's the plan?" Kagome asked

" I'll go and fine Yusuke" Yoko said, " You three just stay here and try not to die"

So Yoko left the three in the evacuating town. He would be gone for quite a while.

Inuyasha meanwhile, was looking at a calendar on the wall.

"Oh no" Inuyasha thought, " It'll be the new moon in a few days"

Kagome looked over at Inuyasha, " Inuyasha? What's wrong?" she asked

" Oh nothing Kagome" Inuyasha said.

Anyway, back with Sango:

Sango was busy packing away her things when she found her Boomerang Bone. Sango looked at in in awe. She imagined herself in battle and pretended to kick some youma ass.

" And the crowd cheers for Sango!" Sango said and started to make cheering noises.

" Your really weird" Inuyasha said while appearing from behind.

" Uh...well a girls got dreams" Sango said when she realized she wasn't alone.

" I thought it was a girls dream to get married and have kids" Inuyasha said

" I want to be a demon slayer!" Sango said, " I will die a demon slayer"

" Hey with that weapon" Inuyasha said, " I think you'll pull it off"

So everyone left the city. It was now a ghost town...well with the exception of Miaka and Chichiri. Miaka was still eating.

" I think they left us here, no da" Chichiri said and nodded.

Anyway, I bet some of you are wondering what happened to Jaken. Well I'll tell you what happen to him!

Jaken was eventually freed by Beryl. He followed the evil b- I mean witch to her tower. And there, the two spoke of evil things...yes things that are evil...

" So...what's next?" Jaken asked his evil leader

" Where is Koenma heading?" Beryl asked

" To some place called Helm's Deep" Jaken said, " they will be slowed because pedestrians will be with them"

" Pedestrians..." Beryl said to herself, " good. SEND OUT THE BIKERS!"

-.- sigh I'm tired...- Kato

NOW WE GO BACK TO TSUKASA, KAROU AND AKI (FINALLY!)

Aki is currently trying to catch fish.

" I loooooooove sushi" Aki said, "especially when it's raw!"

" He's evil!" Karou said for the 17th time to Tsukasa

" Stop saying that!" Tsukasa said, " YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT ANYTHING!"

" That's the ring talking" Karou said

" Yes MY ring" Tsukasa said, " My ring. My task. My fanfiction. ME ME ME!" Tsukasa said

Tsukasa walked off in a huff, leaving Karou there for a moment.

" Tsukasa" Karou said, "..."

Later, while everyone is sleeping, Aki was having a little talk with Mikage.

" I want the ring back" Mikage said

" No it's Tsukasa-kun's ring" Aki said.

" Quite being such a wussie" Mikage said, " They all hate you!"

" Tsukasa-kun said he loves me!" Aki said

" Oh it's all about Tsukasa-kun" Mikage said, " Let me tell you something, Tsukasa-kun is a WO-MAN!"

" No!" Aki said, "...really?"

" Yes!" Mikage said, " She lied about being a man, why wouldn't she lie about considering you as a friend. You don't have any friends! NOBODY LIKES YOU!"

" YAMETE!" Aki shouted ( translation: STOP IT!)

" You killed Aya.." Mikage said, delivering what could be the final blow.

" It was an accident" Aki said as he began to cry.

Mikage was there, laughing in Aki's head, making Aki feel like an insignificant piece of garbage. But that's what Mikage did best.

" I hate you.." Aki said quietly, " I hate you.."

" What did you say?" Mikage said mockingly, " I couldn't hear your bitching"

" I SAID I HATE YOU!" Aki shouted.

And then...Mikage stopped pestering Aki.

" He...he's gone..." Aki said, " HE'S GONE!"