Disclaimer: The following story you are reading appears on fanfiction dot net for entertainment purposes on only. I, Kato Shingetsu, claim no ownership to any of the anime, videogames, movies or anything fun stated or mentioned in this fanfiction. The muses in this story (Ben, Jimmy, and Steven) appear because I make them. I do not own the Lord of the Rings.
12-17-05- last week, I was having a party, so that's why I didn't update. This week, I hope to post a lot because I am on Winter Holiday.
Well, enjoy!
At this time I have to apologize to one of my muses. Ben: You (in the story that is) are about to be beaten up, chased after and have a variety of other bad things happen to you. Sorry, but the vote was unanimous, and we all voted for you. Don't worry, next time, Steven will be in the spot light.
Chapter 18: Bonus Chapter ( Prairie Dog Camera)
The camera switches on and Ben is adjusting the camera lenses.
" Oh the lights on" Ben said, " Hi everyone! This is Ben from Kato Shingetsu's muse cabinet. For some reason, I am also known as Benji, Benji-kun, or Otouto-chan. Today I'm gonna take you around the set of Anime Characters do The Lord of the Rings. Let's see what's going on around the set"
Ben is taking his Prairie Dog camera around the set, " First" he said, " we'll visit my fellow stage hands. There's Holly, Haru and Jimmy. Sephiroth from Final Fantasy 7 has joined us during the production to lend a helping hand. We've filed many restraining orders against him. But has that stopped Sephiroth-sama? Hell no!"
So Ben walked up to Sephiroth, camera on the demi-god.
" Hey Sephiroth!" Ben said to Sephy, "How come you keep getting your ass kicked by Cloud?"
Without hesitation, Sephiroth punched Ben and the poor guy went down.
Sometime later, Ben was again wandering around the set. This time, he was looking for Holly. Unfortunately, Ben walked in on Holly changing. This would be every teenage boy's dream, if Holly didn't have psychic powers and could stop Ben's heart if she wanted to.
" AHHHH GET OUT OF HERE YOU DAMN LECHER!" Holly shouted at the fellow stage hand.
Ben quickly ran out of the room shouting, " I'M SO SORRY!". But alas! Haru, who fancies Holly, spotted Ben running out of Holly's room.
" Hey! What the hell do you think your doing!" Haru shouted at Ben.
Ben immediately ran for it. At one point; Ben jumped up, poofed into prairie dog form, and left the camera behind. Little did Ben know, Haru would have watched the part with Holly about 60 billion times cuz he's a damn lecher too!
Later-
Ben was outside at the actors trailers. He was currently sneaking into Yoko and Kenshin's trailer.
" Don't you ever knock?" Yoko asked the intruder.
Yoko was busy reading the next scene's script and Kenshin was busying playing a video game.
" Nope! That's how I got my hentai shot of Holly!" Ben said proudly.
"...Your depraved..." Yoko said and went back to his reading.
" I'd like to see the hentai shot!" Kenshin declared, he didn't take his eyes off the game.
" How did you end up rooming with Kenshin?" Ben asked Yoko.
" By drawing lots" Yoko said, " I think Tsukasa gets his own trailer. Go pester him...or her, whatever just get out of here!"
" Let's go bug Tsukasa!"
Ben, spying on Tsukasa, sees that the wavemaster is a brat off stage. Tsukasa was currently smacking a chef across the head.
" I said I wanted a medium/well done steak!" Tsukasa shouted, " NOT medium rare! AND THIS ISN'T EVEN IMPORTED WATER!"
An interview with Queen Beryl-
" So..." Ben said
" Well?" Queen Beryl asked after a few moments of silence
" Um...your hairs all poofy" Ben said
" Now we'll go visit Kato Shingetsu" Ben said and walked up to an office door.
Ben walked in and saw Kato sleeping at her work desk.
" Uh...Kato?" Ben said and poked her in the head.
Kato merely groaned and said aloud, " Prince of Persia,... your so sexy!"
" Ok that's it! I'm done" Ben said and walked out.
End transmission.
